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  • BoomerFeelsMinecraftSMP

    BoomerFeelsMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 1396
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Votes: 9532 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2166 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feel like a boomer in a world full of zoomers! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We have more drama than a high school prom and more pranks than a YouTube channel dedicated to toilet papering houses. So come join us if you want to feel ancient in a world where diamonds are the new currency and creepers are the new Kardashians. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft

    BoomerCraft
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1935
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling ancient in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where time is just a concept and you can frolic in eternal youth! Our server is so magical that every time you log on, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth (don’t worry, they’re friendly here).

    Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Inconveniently OP – Minecraft

    Inconveniently OP – Minecraft
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 450
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s basically what it’s like trying to play on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other ridiculous reasons for you to join us.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama hidden deep within our virtual world?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to ride a flying pig while wearing a suit made entirely of TNT. Trust us, it’s a blast! So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare pair of diamond armor).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGenderLawsTaiwan2024

    CraftyGenderLawsTaiwan2024
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 471
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 135 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like to laugh and have a good time? well do i have the server for u!

    join our server for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans u will ever experience in ur blocky life. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than steve himself.

    if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. not only that, but u will also have the chance to battle the legendary ender dragon while riding a rainbow-colored llama.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the most epic minecraft community in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. just ask our resident parrot, he can’t stop squawking about how awesome it is.

    see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyClimateAction

    CraftyClimateAction
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1874
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 346 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs because, like, we have this insane quest where you have to, like, save the world from, like, climate change using, like, tabletop games.

    imagine, like, rolling a dice to, like, plant trees and, like, reduce carbon emissions. it’s, like, so cray-cray but also, like, super important.

    join our server and, like, be a climate hero while, like, playing Minecraft. it’s, like, the best of both worlds, dude.

    so, like, come on and, like, save the planet with us. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NopeCraft

    NopeCraft
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 1502
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Star Shards Collected: 158
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join NopeCraft and embark on a new survival adventure

    Server IP : Play.NopeCraft.Com Bedrock IP: Play.NopeCraft.Com Port 19132

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  • Melio’s SMP: Where we all get lost together on version 1.21!

    Melio’s SMP: Where we all get lost together on version 1.21!
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 1952
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

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    Melios SMP Server

    Hi, we are a whitelisted SMP on JAVA 1.21 with minimal plugins and a focus on playing together as a chill community. We launched about 4 months ago, and right now we’re looking for new members!

    Featuring:

    NO teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc.
    Events: we love doing events and minigames every month or so!
    Longevity: we plan on keeping this one world for as long as possible
    Custom World Generation: we use TerraformGenerator, this is the only major non-vanilla plugin used.

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the experience vanilla, and keep the server centered around the community.

    We try to be straightforward, cut down on the BS – our rules list is very brief, since we operate on a trust system. Our focus is on the ‘playing together’ aspect; several of us have settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. But there’s no rules on this sort of thing, and we hope to be as inclusive as we can be in growing this community 🙂

    Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you’re very much welcome here! We welcome players from all origins, currently have folks from the EU, NA, SEA; but please note that the server’s events will revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

    Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

    Read more: https://meliosmp.com

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server using the link provided above.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We operate on a trust system with minimal rules, centered around playing together as a community.
    What time do server events usually happen? Server events typically revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

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  • Emasculated Eats Minecraft Server

    Emasculated Eats Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 4772
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Crops Grown: 1439
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of food and the importance of keeping your virtual characters well-fed! Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for virtual food to keep your characters from becoming emasculated. Trust us, you don’t want to see what happens when you neglect their hunger – let’s just say it’s not a pretty sight!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild and wacky creatures that will keep you on your toes. From giant chickens that can fly to zombie pigs that breakdance, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you unlimited powers and turns you into a Minecraft god.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t give food to the emasculated – unless you want to see chaos unfold before your very eyes!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StarStruck SMP: Cody vs Solo – Minecraft Madness

    StarStruck SMP: Cody vs Solo – Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 4050
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 214
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Animals Bred: 70
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like Cody vs Solo, where they fought over who had the best pet llama and ended up summoning a giant chicken to settle the score. And don’t even get us started on Dave – rumor has it he’s been smoking crack and building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Plate3 Minecraft Server

    Plate3 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 9611
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 327203 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual plates as you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for unlimited food options and no limit on how many plates you can devour in one sitting. Just like this mom’s daughter who went for a third plate at a family dinner, you can indulge in all the virtual food your heart desires.

    But beware, just like this family dinner turned into a heated argument over plates, our server is full of drama and unexpected twists. You never know when a virtual food fight might break out or when someone will accuse you of being rude for eating too much. It’s all part of the fun!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with food, family drama, and endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about proper plate etiquette along the way (or not, we’re not here to judge)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LazyCraft: AITA?

    LazyCraft: AITA?
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 8099
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for an escape? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

    Forget about the stresses of being a stay at home parent and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. No more arguments about who does more chores or who said what. On our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found diamonds first!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than therapy!

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  • EternalYouthCraft

    EternalYouthCraft
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 6688
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 289 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to a simpler time? Join our Minecraft server where you can live permanently in the age of your choice! Want to be a carefree toddler again? Done. Want to relive your teenage years filled with angst and rebellion? We got you covered. Or maybe you just want to be a wise old grandpa yelling at kids to get off your lawn. Whatever age you choose, the possibilities are endless on our server! So come join us and never grow up again!

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