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BoomerFeelsMinecraftSMP

“Youth, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerFeelsMinecraftSMP, feeling aged, feeling ancient, feeling elderly, feeling mature, feeling nostalgic, feeling old, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, reflecting on the past, Reminiscing, time flies, time passing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feel like a boomer in a world full of zoomers! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We have more drama than a high school prom and more pranks than a YouTube channel dedicated to toilet papering houses. So come join us if you want to feel ancient in a world where diamonds are the new currency and creepers are the new Kardashians. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows?

BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, feeling ancient, feeling elderly, feeling like a dinosaur, feeling like a grandparent, feeling like a relic, feeling like a relic from the past, feeling like a senior citizen, feeling like a throwback, feeling like a time traveler, feeling like a vintage item, feeling obsolete, feeling out of touch, feeling outdated, generational differences, memory lane, Nostalgia, reflecting on the past, Reminiscing, time passing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where time is just a concept and you can frolic in eternal youth! Our server is so magical that every time you log on, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth (don’t worry, they’re friendly here).

Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5455	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	48
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Crops Grown:	2483
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	807
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Farms Harvested:	936	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	186	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6651	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!