BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, cultural references, feeling ancient, feeling behind the times, feeling dated, feeling disconnected, feeling irrelevant, feeling obsolete, feeling old, feeling out of touch, generational gap, getting older, memory triggers, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, societal changes, technology changes, time flying, time passing, youth trends

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel instantly old when you realize all the kids running around are actually ancient wizards in disguise! That’s right, our server is secretly a gathering place for mystical beings who have been around since the dawn of time. But don’t worry, they’re super friendly and love to teach newcomers their ancient ways. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? So come on over and join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you start growing a long white beard and casting spells before you know it!

BirdFeetNotOP

animal anatomy, animal safety, Animals, avian, biology, bird anatomy, bird behavior, bird characteristics, bird feet, bird safety, BirdFeetNotOP, conductive, electricity, feathers, LUCK, Lucky, Nature, non-conductive, Safety, Science, wildlife

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where bird feet are not conductive and you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. come build a castle made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers worship you as their cheese god. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Oops! Did Someone Say Grand Finale Event? Come Join Minearchy for Some 1.21 Fun!

AUGUST, Bloodmoon, Challenges, Chaos, Corrupted Mobs Spawn, countdown schedule, Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines, Epic, Event, Events, Finale, Flymode Enabled, Fun, GRAND, Join, Launch, MEGA END BATTLE, Minearchy, minecraft server, new smp, Oops, Random Drops, Skills, smp, SMP RELEASE DAY, Surprises, Tomes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1096	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3


Get ready for a week of epic chaos as we countdown to the launch of our new SMP on August 30th! Each day brings new surprises and challenges that will test your skills and shake up the server.

Countdown Schedule:

📜 August 23rd (Friday): TOMES
⚔️ August 24th (Saturday): Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines
🏹 August 25th (Sunday): MEGA END BATTLE
🌕 August 26th (Monday): BloodMoon
🧟 August 27th (Tuesday): Corrupted Mobs Spawn
🎁 August 28th (Wednesday): Random Drops
✈️ August 29th (Thursday): Flymode Enabled
🚀 August 30th (Friday): SMP RELEASE DAY

IP: Java: play.minearchy.com Bedrock: bedrock.minearchy.com Port 19132

FAQ

What is the Grand Finale Chaos Event?

The Grand Finale Chaos Event is a week-long event leading up to the launch of the new SMP server on August 30th. Each day will feature different challenges and surprises to keep players engaged and excited.

How do I participate in the Chaos Event?

To participate in the Chaos Event, simply log in to the server each day to see what new challenges await. Be prepared for anything as the server gets shaken up with new surprises.

What is the SMP Release Date?

The SMP Release Date is set for August 30th. On this day, the new SMP server will officially launch, giving players a fresh start and new adventures to embark on.

What IP do I use to join the server?

For Java players, use play.minearchy.com. For Bedrock players, use bedrock.minearchy.com with Port 19132.

HahaCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Trump, comedic critique, funny, haha, HahaCraft, humor, laughing at politics, laughing at Trump, Minecraft, Political Comedy, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, presidential jokes, presidential mockery, satire, Server, Trump administration, Trump jokes, Trump mockery, Trump Sucks

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3883	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK

>30 LINK, backlinking, content strategy, Digital Marketing, gt30, keyword research, Link, link building, long tail tag, meta tags, Minecraft, online marketing, online presence, online visibility, organic search, PixelatedPals, search engine optimization, search engine ranking, Seo, smp, web analytics, website optimization, website performance, website promotion, website traffic

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Ores Mined:	9435
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! The player danced the night away with skeletons and zombies until the sun came up. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding cows. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DiaperDutyDenied

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Decision making, diaper changing, DiaperDutyDenied, family dynamics, Gender Roles, guilt tripping, judgment, long tail, medical reasons, nervousness, paraprofessional experience, parenting, Personal preferences, Potty training, responsibilities, sibling relationships

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	100	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

common practices, Cultural differences, customs, different, everyday life, habits, Individuality, Minecraft, normal, NormalNotNormal, norms, Perception, personal beliefs, Personal experiences, perspective, smp, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Subjective, Traditions, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

NotCheatingButCrafting

accusations, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Defense, emotional intelligence, Empathy, fidelity, Honesty, love, loyalty, Men, misunderstanding, NotCheatingButCrafting, perspective, Reassurance, reddit, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

CloudySoulzMC

Afterlife, Atmospheric, Celestial, Clouds, CloudySoulzMC, dead people, eerie, Ethereal, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, Metaphysical, Mystery, mystical, OTHERWORLDLY, Philosophical, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural, surreal, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Void Gems Collected:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

Cases, epidemiology, findings, health, high incidence areas, higher, infection, Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease awareness, Lyme Disease prevention, Lyme Disease treatment, LymeCraft, public health, research, statistics, study, Tick, tick bites, tick prevention, tick-borne diseases, tick-borne illness, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9984	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

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