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BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, cultural references, feeling ancient, feeling behind the times, feeling dated, feeling disconnected, feeling irrelevant, feeling obsolete, feeling old, feeling out of touch, generational gap, getting older, memory triggers, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, societal changes, technology changes, time flying, time passing, youth trends

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2233	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel instantly old when you realize all the kids running around are actually ancient wizards in disguise! That’s right, our server is secretly a gathering place for mystical beings who have been around since the dawn of time. But don’t worry, they’re super friendly and love to teach newcomers their ancient ways. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? So come on over and join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you start growing a long white beard and casting spells before you know it!

Eavesdrop Plant Network

Altruism, BOTANY, communication networks, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, ecological interactions, neighbors, Network, Plant, plant behavior, plant behavior study, plant communication, plant interactions, plant networks, plant research, plant science, Plant signaling, Plants, research, study, underground networks, warning signals

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	1418
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

so, like, imagine if plants were like, totally gossiping underground, like, “omg did you hear what that dandelion did last night?!” 😂🌱 join our minecraft server and be part of the juiciest plant gossip network everrrr! 🌿🌺

our server is where all the cool plants hang out, sharing secrets and throwing shade at each other. you’ll never look at a flower the same way again once you join our underground network! 🌼🌿

plus, we have the most epic plant parties everrrr! imagine dancing carrots and singing sunflowers, it’s a wild time on our server! 🥕🌻

so come join us and be part of the most scandalous plant community in minecraft! 🌿🌺🌱 #plantgossip #undergroundnetwork #wildparties

Eternal Quest of Hope 1.21.2

1.21.2, coping mechanisms, cry for help, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, Desperation, emotional turmoil, ETERNAL, helplessness, Hope, hopeless, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Pain, Quest, seeking support, self harm, Struggling, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Therapy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Hey, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream house while battling evil mobs at the same time. It’s like living in a twisted version of The Sims, but with creepers trying to blow up your hard work. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Join now and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to survive and thrive in this crazy virtual world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

EverestClimbCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, adventure seekers, Altitude, challenge, climbers, everest, EverestClimbCraft, Expedition, fees, government regulation, Himalayas, INCREASE, Minecraft, mountain climbing, mountaineering, Nepal, outdoor activity, peak, permit fee, Server, summit, tourism, travel

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

yo, so like, if you wanna climb everest, you gotta pay up big time on this server. but like, don’t worry, cuz once you reach the top, you get a diamond helmet with feather falling 1000! so like, if you fall off, you’ll just float gently back down to safety. plus, there’s a secret hidden village at the summit where you can trade with yetis for enchanted gear. it’s totally worth the steep permit fee, trust me. come join us and conquer everest like a boss!

NukeCraft2020: Putin’s Puppets

aggression, conflict escalation, Diplomacy, end this war, global security, international relations, Message, military threats, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, nuke launch, NukeCraft2020, peace negotiations, political tensions, power struggle, Puppets, putin, Putins, russia, trump, war rhetoric, world leaders

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2959	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin’s puppets running around demanding a nuke launch every time trump sends a message to end the war. it’s like a crazy political drama but in minecraft form. you never know what will happen next, maybe putin will challenge trump to a build battle or kim jong-un will show up to crash the party. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Creeper Queens: Long COVID Edition

age group, age-related, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, creeper, deaths, Edition, Females, gender, health, infection, Long, long covid, long-term effects, pandemic, propensity, QUEENS, research, Risk, SARS-CoV-2, statistics, study, Women, worldwide

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	930	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	7378	Animals Bred:	27

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! We got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that playing on our server can actually reduce your risk of developing long COVID? That’s right, studies have shown that spending time in our virtual world can boost your immune system and keep you healthy!

Plus, we have a special potion in-game that protects you from all viruses, including the dreaded SARS-CoV-2. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be catching is a good time!

Dream Deck Bebop 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Bebop, contemplation, daydreaming, Deck, dream, FANTASY, faye, futuristic, longing, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, Sci Fi, Silence, smoke-filled., smoking, solitude, space cowboy, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6256	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Bruh, imagine smoking with Faye on a spaceship in Minecraft! 🚀🌌

Join our server and live out your space cowboy fantasies with Faye by your side! 🤠🚬

We’ve got spaceships, aliens, and even a special deck just for smoking with Faye! 💫👽

Don’t miss out on the chance to make your dreams a reality in the most epic Minecraft server ever! 🎮🤯

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smoking with Faye in silence on the deck of the Bebop! 🚀🚬💥

TaxCraft: KidClaimer Supreme

bonus money, budgeting, child support, childcare expenses, claiming dependents, communication in relationships, Debts, financial arguments, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, household expenses, income tax refund, Joint Finances, KidClaimer, long-term financial planning., money management, prioritizing bills, SUPREME, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1152	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Farms Harvested:	901
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of dealing with financial drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

On our server, you can claim all the virtual children you want without any judgment! Build them virtual homes, buy them virtual toys, and never have to argue about financial decisions again.

Forget about real-life bonuses and debts, on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending money on is virtual TVs and speaker systems for your virtual house renovations. And the best part? No one will judge you for it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can claim all the virtual children you want and never have to deal with financial stress again. Plus, we promise not to sue you over any virtual debts!

AsiaEatsMinecraftSMP

Asia, AsiaEatsMinecraftSMP, Asian cuisine, Asian flavors, asian food, culinary delights, culinary experiences., cultural cuisine, exotic dishes, exploring new flavors, favorite cuisine, favorite dishes, food discoveries, food experiences, food exploration, Foodie Adventures, international cuisine, taste of Asia, travel, travel destinations, travel memories

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our server for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas. Build your own castle out of marshmallows and defend it from a swarm of killer bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of ninja pandas. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the password is “potato salad”.

CraftyHacksMC

advice, CraftyHacksMC, efficiency, Hacks, life advice, life hack, life improvement, Life skills, life tips, organization, personal development, productivity, self help, self improvement, Time management, Tips, Tricks, Unconventional, unconventional advice, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a life hack that will blow your mind – if you wear a pumpkin on your head while mining, you’ll find diamonds twice as fast! Trust us, it works like a charm (literally, because there’s a charm that gives you extra luck in finding rare items).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a chicken while sipping a potion of invisibility. It’s that kind of place.

BlockyTeen Mind Melt | Authoritarian IQ

adolescents, authoritarian, authoritarian leanings, authoritarian mindset, authoritarian tendencies, authoritarianism, BlockyTeen, cognitive ability, cognitive development., cognitive limitations, cognitive skills, emotional deficiencies, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional regulation deficits, emotional skills, ideological attitudes, melt, Mind, psychological characteristics, psychological traits, reasoning limitations, reasoning skills

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4277	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA SMARTEST AND MOST EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT MINECRAFT PLAYER EVA!!! WE TEACH U HOW TO THINK GOOD AND FEEL GOOD TOO!!!

ON DIS SERVER, U WILL LEARN HOW TO BUILD DA BIGGEST BRAIN BASES AND HAVE DA MOST FEELS IN DA WHOLE MINECRAFT WORLD!!! WE MAKE U SMARTER AND MORE EMOTIONAL JUST BY PLAYIN’!!!

SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW OFF UR AUTHORITARIAN LEANINGS WITH PRIDE!!! BE DA KING OR QUEEN OF DA MINECRAFT SERVER WITH DA BIGGEST BRAIN AND HEART!!! YEEHAW!!! 🧠❤️👑