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CryCraft Minecraft Server

aita, black girl, college course, CryCraft, Disabilities, feeling bad, feeling terrible, group activity, grow up differently, insensitive comments, Minecraft, open up, past experiences, paying for college, ran out crying, self-explanatory, Server, Stepfather, Trauma, traumatic experience, truth hurts

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will bring up their traumatic past or make insensitive comments about your experiences.

Join us for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. Our community is filled with players who just want to have a good time and leave the real world drama behind.

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of your college group projects, our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures – we promise you won’t regret it!

”>he’s not Nacho-pilled Minecraft SMP”

Caring, comfort, compassion, emotional, Empathy, feeling bad, Hes, Minecraft, Nacho, Nacho cheese, Nacho community, Nacho empathy, Nacho enthusiast, Nacho lover, Nacho solidarity, Nacho support, Nachopilled, not Nachopilled, Sadness, smp, Support, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and rules are meant to be broken.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly pets. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance in the End dimension.

But that’s not all! We have legendary stories of players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks, defeated the Wither with nothing but a wooden sword, and tamed a pack of wolves to do their bidding.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness today!

Thug Life Minecraft Server

Abuse, abusive parents, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, feeling bad, Life, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Minecraft, Peace of mind, seeking help, self-care, Server, social media, support server, THUG, thugging it out, toxic environment, toxic parents, validation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, confront stepmom, dad upset, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, feeling bad, ignoring stepmom, lock my room, Minecraft, not spoken, personal space, room keys, room privacy, RoomLockOut, Server, stay at friend’s, stepmom upset, uncomfortable situation, upset family, weekend plans

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual room where no one can invade your space. Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted guests and have complete control over your own space.

With our server, you can lock your virtual room and keep out anyone you don’t want in. No more sharing beds with your stepmom’s family or dealing with unwanted guests. Plus, if anyone tries to take your virtual room keys, you can simply ignore them and go about your day.

Join now and create your own virtual sanctuary where you can escape real-life drama and have complete peace and privacy. Don’t let family conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join our server and build your own perfect world!

PixelPervsAnonymous

Asshole, Avoiding, awkward situation, coworker, Disgusting, Disturbing, feeling bad, fleshlight, funny, gallery, gross, horrified, Mountain, personal photo, PixelPervsAnonymous, Project, Random, sick, vacation, working together

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	92	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your crazy antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Just like the time Steve accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, or when Creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of a battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Fleshlight Mountain, where players can climb to the top and take a selfie with their favorite…uh, accessory. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Minecraft madness.

Block Therapy Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Depressed, emotional well being, encouragement, feeling bad, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Minecraft, positivity, self-care, Server, sick, Support, Therapy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9285
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	7324
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3511

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee to turn that frown upside down! Our virtual world is so uplifting that even if you’re feeling like a sad sack, you’ll be feeling pretty good in no time. Join us for some blocky fun and let the good vibes flow!

ScaleCrawler Minecraft Server

amerilard, CHEESEBURGER, crawled, Disgusting, fast food, fatblobs, feeling bad, indulgence, McDonalds, Minecraft, obesity, overeating, pepsi, scale, ScaleCrawler, self loathing, Server, Slug, small fries, Unhealthy, unhealthy habits, weigh 65kg, weight gain

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a slimy slug after indulging in fast food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns all those cheeseburgers and fries into pure muscle! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a flabby blob to a lean, mean fighting machine. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to gains! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft fitness guru!

Mom’s Minecraft Ultimatum Server

accusing, aita, Angry, Argument, autism, Boundaries, Conversations, feeling bad, Frustrated, groggy, interrogation, Listening, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, questions, Server, setting boundaries, silent treatment, social limit, Space, Ultimatum

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	165
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and never have to worry about your mum giving you the silent treatment for setting boundaries! Join us for a wild adventure where you can run 10k late at night, cook chicken tenders in an air fryer, and listen to music without anyone interrogating you about chocolate cake. Our server is the perfect place for all those who need space after a long conversation or just want to avoid family drama. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

✨KAGAYAKI✨

Age 20+, client side mods, collaboration, crafting tweaks, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmaps, hermitcraft, Image2Map, Improved structures, Iris, KAGAYAKI, Minecarts, Minecraft, NA West, no cheating, No Griefing, No Stealing, Plugins, PvP, QoL features, respectful, smp, sodium, Tectonic terrain, Timber, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, Whitelist, Xaero’s Map

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

BRAND NEW SMP SERVER!✨KAGAYAKI✨

Kagayaki is a Vanilla+ SMP server striving for a bright and shining community! If you’re looking for a hermitcraft-style server come on in! We only accept players who have a strong sense of collaboration!

General Rules:

Age 20+ ONLY:	Mature players only, please, and thank you.
No Cheating:	NO Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits (some are allowed ie: tnt duping)
No Griefing or Stealing:	We have a plugin that can look into the block’s history log
Be Respectful to other players:	No racism or No homophobia and just don’t be a jerk!
Be Respectful with PVP:	PVP is allowed but only if both parties consent.
Client Side Mods are allowed:	Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc.
Be Respectful with people’s territories:	Pranks are allowed but please don’t do anything that ruins someone’s progress.
Report players privately:	If you want to report about someone’s behaviour please reach out to moderators privately.

List of featured Datapacks and Plugins:

Datapacks:	Vanilla Tweaks, Improved Minecarts, Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series, Tectonic, True Ending
Plugins:	Dynmaps: http://srv29.godlike.club:26626/, Image2map: Insert custom images into the game.

Hosted on:

NA West

Playing on Version:

1.21.4

Want to join? Join the Discord and apply there!

https://discord.gg/wsp6F4j9

Hope to see you soon and lets make this server shine!

The server just started TODAY as of January 26th!

Exploration Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, awkward situation, bad habit, bad manners, EMBARRASSING, Exploration, Hand, inappropriate actions, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate touching, keep your hands to yourself, Manners, pants, personal space, public behavior, Quest, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, self-discipline, self-restraint, social etiquette, stop touching yourself, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than your grandma’s knitting club? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join this server and you’ll be partying with Endermen who can breakdance better than Justin Timberlake, and villagers who throw the sickest raves this side of the Nether. Plus, our moderators are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves using only their charm and a stack of raw beef.

So what are you waiting for? Get your hand out of your pants and join the most epic, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, carry on with your boring life.

WorldChangerMC SMP

change the world, empowerment, Impact, individual power, influential figure, influential individuals, influential leader, influential person, influential personalities, influential quotes, influential role model, influential thinker, inspiration, inspiring people, Making A Difference, motivation, Positive Change, Role Model, smp, social change, world changer, WorldChangerMC

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. Like, one time this player joined and they built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes. And then another player tamed a herd of flying pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It was insane!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a magical land where anything is possible. You can build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or even become best friends with a talking cow. And the best part is, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events like a giant water slide race or a zombie apocalypse survival challenge.

So if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta come check us out. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that whoever joins will be blessed with the power to turn dirt into diamonds just by sneezing. Yeah, it’s that awesome. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PixelPikaCraft

Favorite, favorite Pokémon, favorite pokemon ability, favorite pokemon anime, favorite pokemon battle, favorite pokemon character, favorite pokemon design, favorite pokemon evolution, favorite pokemon game, favorite pokemon gameboy, favorite pokemon generation, favorite pokemon list, favorite pokemon move, favorite pokemon question, favorite pokemon region, favorite pokemon starter, favorite pokemon team, favorite pokemon type, PixelPikaCraft, pokemon, pokemon question

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Secret Passages Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the world of Minecraft, trying to catch ’em all like a Pokemon trainer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually catch Pokemon in Minecraft! That’s right, we’ve combined the best of both worlds to create a truly unique gaming experience.

Imagine stumbling upon a wild Pikachu while mining for diamonds, or battling a Charizard in a heated PvP match. With our custom plugin, you can train and battle Pokemon just like in the classic games. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lab where you can genetically modify your Pokemon to create new, never-before-seen species.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created, where the adventure never ends and the Pokemon are always ready to battle. Gotta mine ’em all!

Pixel People AI Server

ai, AI benefits, AI failure, AI implementation, AI potential, Benefits, companies, Deliver, Failure, human factor, human involvement, human-centered approach, new study, people, PIXEL, Potential, recognition, Server, smartest AI, study, Tech, Technology

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4873
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have AI that is smarter than a potato! our AI will help you mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. we have a human-centered approach to gaming, because let’s face it, without humans, who would even play minecraft? our AI will make sure you never fail to deliver on your potential to build the most epic structures and defeat the craziest mobs. join now and be part of the 20% of companies that actually benefit from AI in minecraft!

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

becoming a shark, funneh, funnehcake, funnehcake roblox, funny, Funny Moments, funny roblox, funny roblox game, games, Gaming, giga shark, itsfunneh, itsfunneh krew, itsfunneh minecraft, itsfunneh roblox, itsfunneh videos, Krew, krew plays, mega shark, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox, roblox be a shark, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox game, roblox roleplay, roblox shark, roblox simulator, Server, shark, shark simulator, SIMULATOR, youtube itsfunneh

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber known for her gaming content, including videos of popular games such as Minecraft and Roblox. She began her YouTube channel in 2011 and has since gained a large following of over 10 million subscribers. ItsFunneh is known for her entertaining and humorous commentary in her videos, as well as her friendly and engaging personality.

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Rewards, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2836
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Buildings Constructed:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Server Version	1.21.4
Features	Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP, minigames
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

Yes, both SMP maps on Moonbat Minecraft won’t reset, so your progress is safe.

2. Are there player events with rewards on the server?

Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards for participants.

3. What minigames are available on the server?

Minigames such as spleef have been recently added to the server for players to enjoy.

4. Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft?

The host of Moonbat Minecraft is Max8abug.

Mystic Love Realms 1.20

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, emotional attachment, ex-holos, ex-partner, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, long distance relationships, love, Memories, moving forward, moving on, mystic, Nostalgia, Realms, relationships, Self Discovery, self growth, self reflection

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9645	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Star Shards Collected:	212
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. Like, ex-holos love it because it’s like a virtual therapy session but with creepers and diamonds. You’ll be questioning reality and your sanity while building epic structures and fighting off mobs like a boss. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of emotions and explosions, man. So, like, join now and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon run wild in this wacky world of blocks and madness.

CoatSnatcherCraft

aita, BROKE, CAR, Coat, CoatSnatcherCraft, Daily, dog, gift, Girlfriend, Hospital, Jacket, long tail tag, Privilege, relationship, sticker residue, storage auction, Value, work, zipper

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7115	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value coats more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of coat ownership like never before.

Are you tired of your girlfriend stealing your coat just because her zipper is broken? Well, on our server, coats are sacred and no one will dare lay a finger on yours.

We understand the importance of sticker residue on coats and we promise to keep them clean and pristine at all times.

So come join us and experience the ultimate coat-wearing experience in Minecraft. Who needs a storage auction when you have a server full of fabulous coats waiting for you? Join now and show off your coat collection to the world!

SqueakyCleanMC SMP

bad breath, basic hygiene, bathroom etiquette, body odor, cleanliness, daily routine, dental care, Grooming, health, health and wellness, hygiene awareness, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, personal care, preventative measures, public health, self-care, skincare, smp, SqueakyCleanMC, Washing Hands

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP server, like right now! It’s literally the most epic server ever, like seriously.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical unicorn land with rainbow trees and flying pigs, it’s insane! And the admins are like actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have dance parties with creepers. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden carrots.

Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret base filled with rare loot? Yeah, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous.

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