Reasons to join our server: 1. No unexpected phone calls during intimate moments – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your house. 2. Build your own bar and invite your teammates for a virtual drink – no need to worry about leaving your spouse hanging. 3. Get into arguments with other players over who has the best pixel art – but remember, it’s all in good fun! 4. Explore new worlds and discover hidden treasures – just like finding out why your husband really went to the bar without you.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mad about is running out of diamonds!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in the middle of a giant chicken invasion. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens armed with pickaxes and ready to take over the world. But fear not, our brave player fought them off with nothing but a carrot and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will guide you through the darkest caves and the most treacherous mountains with his funky dance moves. And let’s not forget about the elusive Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch him.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when the little whore stops responding, it’s all over.
"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.
Need a break from the real world? Our server is the perfect escape! We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and forget about their worries.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow him into battle. Join our SMP and witness epic chicken vs player battles that will leave you laughing for days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of our crazy and chaotic community. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend or discover a hidden talent for chicken wrangling!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited food and make you the envy of all your friends. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a horde of evil bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious vegetable.
If questing isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting”? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last one standing wins a lifetime supply of wool (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may vary depending on the lifespan of said sheep).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and never worry about being replaced on your land again. Unless, of course, you’re a sheep. In that case, all bets are off.
Bauvale CityBuild Server
Bauvale is a cool server where you can build stuff, hang out with friends, and have a blast! It’s got awesome features, fun events, and a bunch of people to play with. Come join the fun! 🌟🎮
Server Features:
Experience the fun at Bauvale! 🏗️🎉
185.83.153.54:25581
Cobblemon Rivals
Welcome to Cobblemon Rivals! This Pokémon Minecraft server gives you the best Cobblemon experience! Join the server and play Minecraft with your own Pokémon! Catch Pokémon, battle gyms, fight bosses, and more!
Server Info:
Join Cobblemon Rivals for a fun multiplayer experience in a Cobblemon-themed Minecraft survival server!
play.cobblemonrivals.com
| Key Features |
|---|
| Played on MCMEDDON’s custom map “Getoxian” |
| Joinable on Java and Bedrock |
| Optional modpack with full Distant Horizons support |
| Optional PVP |
| Various events/build challenges |
| No P2W features |
We’re a small community of players who enjoy playing on a variety of unique custom maps. We’re going public on our newest playthrough this time. If you’re looking for a new SMP server with a very unique map, to play on and experience with others, this is the place for you!
Web map available @ map.sometimesiminecraft.com
discord.sometimesiminecraft.com
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions? | Yes, you can join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions. |
| Are there any P2W features on the server? | No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. |
| Is PVP optional on the server? | Yes, PVP is optional on the server. |
Chimpers Survival
Welcome to Chimpers, a cool Minecraft survival server running on the newest versions with full Bedrock help! Jump into a classic Survival world with a nice community, fun events, and a market to trade and grow. Whether you’re a Java or Bedrock player, you can join easily. Explore a smooth, well-run world with regular updates and active staff for the best time. Build, explore, and make fun memories—your journey begins here! Join now and be part of our growing community!
mc.chimpers.com
Astraodyssey Minecraft Server
Astraodyssey is a Minecraft server that has a bunch of different game modes. They have PvP mini games and a towny world to keep things interesting. If you’re into fighting on a 1.21 server in mini games or towny, this is the place for you!
astraodyssey.xyz
GalaxyBounds
GalaxyBounds – Vote and Rule the Stars!
Cast your vote and unlock a universe of custom PvP, exciting crates, exclusive ranks, intense PvE battles, fishing adventures, and so much more! Every vote brings new rewards, bigger challenges, and endless fun.
Join the galaxy’s bravest explorers and help shape the future of Skyblock like never before. Vote today and become a legend among the stars!
Galaxybounds.com
| Key Features | Vanilla gameplay, no datapacks, respectful community |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | Stock vanilla .jar, default gamerules, no resets |
| Community Aspects | Open to all skill levels, simple rules, Discord for application |
| Server Address | play.core-mc.net |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server reset regularly? | No, the world was generated in 2021 and will not reset. |
| Are client side mods allowed? | Yes, mods like auto clickers, schematic mods, shaders are allowed. |
| Can I use alt accounts? | Alt accounts are allowed with permission, contact the server owner. |
| IP | play.compcraft.org | JAVA 1.21 |
|---|---|
| IP | play.compcraft.org:25588 | BEDROCK 1.21 |
CompCraft is a Minecraft server catering to players who enjoy a smaller, close-knit community. Key aspects of the server include building big farms, grinding for money, collecting rare items, working with redstone engineering, exploring dungeons and caves, and excavating massive dinosaur fossils. Whether you are an experienced player or a beginner, everyone is welcome to join the adventure!
Upon logging in for the first time, players receive a starter kit in their inventory. The friendly community and staff are always available to assist players.
Discord: Join our Discord server
| Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? | A: No, the server has grief protection in place to prevent griefing. |
| Q: Are there regular events on the server? | A: Yes, the server hosts various events for players to participate in. |
| Q: How can I make money on the server? | A: Players can make money through various activities such as farming, mining, and completing quests. |
| Q: Is PVP enabled on the server? | A: Yes, PVP is enabled for players who enjoy competitive gameplay. |
| Server Name | Heartshot Haven |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Features | Ranks, Tags, Economy, Claims, Warps, Skills |
| Compatibility | Bedrock & Java |
| Community | All Ages Welcome |
| Discord | Join Discord |
Welcome to Heartshot Haven, a cozy and community-driven Minecraft server where everyone is welcome. The server offers various features such as ranks, tags, economy, claims, warps, and skills. It is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions, allowing players to enjoy the game with friends on any device. Heartshot Haven prides itself on fair and fun gameplay that is not pay-to-win, creating a friendly space for players of all ages to enjoy.
| Q: Is the server pay-to-win? | A: No, the server ensures fair gameplay for all players. |
| Q: How can I join the server? | A: Join our Discord for the IP and more information. |
| Q: Are there age restrictions on the server? | A: No, players of all ages are welcome on Heartshot Haven. |
Sparked Minecraft Server
Gameplay:
Mods & Datapacks:
sparkedsmp.com