Reasons to join our server: 1. No unexpected phone calls during intimate moments – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your house. 2. Build your own bar and invite your teammates for a virtual drink – no need to worry about leaving your spouse hanging. 3. Get into arguments with other players over who has the best pixel art – but remember, it’s all in good fun! 4. Explore new worlds and discover hidden treasures – just like finding out why your husband really went to the bar without you.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mad about is running out of diamonds!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in the middle of a giant chicken invasion. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens armed with pickaxes and ready to take over the world. But fear not, our brave player fought them off with nothing but a carrot and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will guide you through the darkest caves and the most treacherous mountains with his funky dance moves. And let’s not forget about the elusive Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch him.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when the little whore stops responding, it’s all over.
"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.
Need a break from the real world? Our server is the perfect escape! We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and forget about their worries.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow him into battle. Join our SMP and witness epic chicken vs player battles that will leave you laughing for days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of our crazy and chaotic community. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend or discover a hidden talent for chicken wrangling!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited food and make you the envy of all your friends. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a horde of evil bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious vegetable.
If questing isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting”? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last one standing wins a lifetime supply of wool (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may vary depending on the lifespan of said sheep).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and never worry about being replaced on your land again. Unless, of course, you’re a sheep. In that case, all bets are off.
Do you miss playing on the good old witchery servers seeing as most the good ones have died off leaving just ones with corrupt staff and owners. Well we are a server that has Witchery, Thaumcraft, Blood Magic, Ars Magica 2, and much more! What makes our server different from the rest On our server you can start to follow one of the 9 gods on our server and join fellow followers to try to assert your god as the most powerful on the server. So what do you say are you in?
Discord: https://discord.gg/sWhasBk Server Ip: play.therealmofcorvus.net
play.therealmofcorvus.net
Welcome to Idunn, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Our server has been going for one whole year and counting, offering endless hours of fun and adventure. We’re proud to offer cross-platform access, allowing you to connect from either Java or Bedrock edition. This means that you can join in on the fun, no matter what device you’re using!
Like other servers we offer player driven economies, kingdoms, minigames(hopefully), and just a general Minecraft experience. So whether you want to band together with your friends, set up farms to corner the market, or just explore the world there is something for you! Plus thanks to being run on a java server we also have the Slimefun addon, which adds a whole new dimension to the game. It offers a wealth of possibilities, from automatic farms to powerful machinery, all designed to help you achieve your goals while keeping the game fresh and exciting!
Some fun things we have:– A custom currency– Kingdoms! (aka nations)– Some custom mobs and items– Nightly VC’s. You can almost always find someone in vc to talk to– Friendly people– A community. We don’t just play minecraft, a number of our people play other games too. 🙂
If you are looking for a new home or want to play with others, we hope you join us. Please join our discord to be whitelisted.
play.idunn.one:35565
Citadelcraft Network was born as Citadel, a Minecraft faction with a small group of people. 5 years later we have evolved into a charity based network, playing a wide range of games.
Our hardworking team brings some of the best content around!
What we offer: – Kingdoms – Realistic Survival – PixelArt – More to come!
Website: https://citadelcraft.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/citadelworld/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/citadelcraft Email: [email protected]
Discord: https://citadelcraft.com/discord
play.citadelcraft.com
Ever wanted to play football in Minecraft?Welcome to Slimeball, the ultimate soccer experience from versions 1.8 to 1.20!
Join now for thrilling matches, team-building, and unforgettable goals!
Slimeball.wtf
-Survival server with lots of fun plugins -Custom Dungeon -Fun Quests -Cracked Minecraft -Custom Villager Shop -Bank -Chest Shop Comming Soon -New lobby -A lot of new updates comming soon
176.57.172.2
* UgarisMC * UgarisMC is a nice Dutch-language Minecraft server. On this server you can play Skyblock and soon other mini-games!
play.ugaris.com:25572
Sapphire SMP is a multiplayer vanilla survival server. This is our first public season with new features (See some below). At Sapphire we strive to make a fair experience for all that use our services so our server has no ranking system or vote rewards.
What we plan for Season 2:– Server will be open for public applications. (Applications will be open in the next few days via our website)– Fresh world with only a spawn building. (This means there will be no prebuilt shopping district or nether hub)– Voting system. (To help get our name out there you will be able to vote for the server. There will be no voting rewards)– Support for ViveCraft– And more
Vanilla.sapphiremc.xyz:25588
Hello cosmic traveler! Come see the crystal castles and greet the local inhabits at Paradise Kingdom. This kingdom has no fancy ranks and everyone is welcome. We have simple ideas with no intent to over populate or use rune magic to corrupt the people. Come and create your own town with your bare hands, but watch out for the night creatures… they can hurt. Grab your things and head on over to the Paradise Kingdom
104.219.1.83
Thank you for your vote, you will receive your gifts shortly! Have fun on SkyGames2017.de!
SkyGames2017.de
abtitatibi.apexmc.co:3256