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  • UnsettledSteve in Minecraft SMP

    UnsettledSteve in Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. This server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary golden potato and fight off a horde of zombie villagers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft master. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many buckets of lava). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

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  • Blocky Ick Factor Fun

    Blocky Ick Factor Fun
    join dis minecraft server if u want to avoid “the ick” in ur relationships! we got u covered with our magical pixie dust that makes u irresistible to ur partner! no more feeling grossed out by their weird habits or annoying quirks!

    our server is like a therapy session for ur love life, except instead of talking about ur feelings, u just play minecraft and forget all ur problems! u can build a castle together and pretend ur in a fairy tale romance, or u can prank each other with TNT and laugh ur butts off!

    we even have a special potion that makes ur partner think ur the most perfect person in the world, even if u accidentally fart in bed or forget to do the dishes! no more worrying about being dumped for being too narcissistic or picky, cuz we got u covered with our love potion!

    so come join our server and say goodbye to “the ick” forever! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, amirite?

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  • ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!

    ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

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  • Blocky Bliss: No Sex, Just Blocks

    Blocky Bliss: No Sex, Just Blocks
    Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining away in the depths of the server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The rush of excitement you feel is better than any nonsexual sensation out there.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for the title of Chicken Champion.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns pink and unicorns descend from the heavens to grant wishes to all players. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a majestic eagle? Consider it done.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best nonsexual sensation of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers and lava pits along the way!

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a bowl of pho? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with soup-related controversies and kitchen chaos. Who needs a menu when you can order pho without asking your partner if they want anything? Dive into our world where the only rule is to always ask before ordering soup, or face the consequences of being labeled as the ultimate soup dictator. Don’t miss out on the soup drama, join us now for a soup-er good time!

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  • EpicVibez Minecraft SMP

    EpicVibez Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, let me tell you about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows everywhere you go.

    Join us and you’ll get the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling evil creepers with your enchanted diamond sword. And get this, every time you defeat a boss, you’ll be showered in golden apples and emeralds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by dancing skeletons. And if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land of never-ending cake and ice cream.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the most awesome feeling you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • DinnerCraft: No Food for You

    DinnerCraft: No Food for You
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

    So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!

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  • FeelinGoodToday Minecraft SMP

    FeelinGoodToday Minecraft SMP
    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled dungeon. Like, seriously, the admins are all secretly wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. And the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and eat space cake. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride of a server! #bestserverever #flyingpigparty

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!



    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 StabilityOur server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-WinFairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving BackExcess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 InclusivityHate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom PluginsHand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-PlatformOptimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent WorldAll builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up SystemAll donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 PetsTrain a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land ClaimProtect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMOExclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong EconomyThriving player economy
    🏆 LeaderboardsCompete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard DifficultyDifficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven UpdatesJoin our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU


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  • SensationalVibesMC SMP

    SensationalVibesMC SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

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