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MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	7518
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	533794
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mines Excavated:	4229	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Void Armor Forged:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Crops Grown:	2385
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.