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HappyCraft Jams
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending rainstorm? Well, look no further because our server is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day! Join us and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of baby zombies singing “Baby Shark” on repeat – guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or make you want to throw your computer out the window, either way it’s entertaining)! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will bust a move to any song you play in-game. So come on down and boogie with us – just make sure to bring your dancing shoes (or diamond boots, whatever floats your boat)! -
FavThingMinecraftSMP
Do you love building giant statues of llamas? How about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Or maybe you just enjoy dressing up in a hot dog costume and roleplaying as a sentient pickle? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you!Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you could ever imagine. From battling a horde of evil chickens to embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama parades, where players can show off their most ridiculous llama-themed builds. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hot Dog Costume Fashion Show – it’s a sight to behold!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a flying pig into battle against a army of evil squids. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!
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Blocky Bliss: Favorite Sensation
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will give you the sensation of riding a rainbow unicorn through a field of cotton candy clouds while eating ice cream made of pure happiness!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building a house out of dancing llamas, and riding a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where pigs fly and creepers breakdance?
So come join us and let your senses be tantalized in ways you never thought possible. Who needs non-sexual sensations when you can have all this and more on our insane Minecraft server!
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CraftyCanuckEVs
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do ballet. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers tell the funniest jokes.u know why u gotta join? cuz our villagers throw the wildest parties and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. plus, our ender dragon has a secret talent for beatboxing.
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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ERB’s Epic Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting attacked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to kill you! Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most mythical creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! Join us now and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! -
Minecraft SMP: Makeine – The Saga of Too Many Losing Heroines
Are you tired of those pesky homewreckers ruining your Minecraft builds? Well, fear not because Anna is here to save the day! Join our SMP and watch as Anna battles against the homewreckers with her trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Will she emerge victorious? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one epic showdown! So come join us and witness the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, with Anna leading the charge against those dastardly homewreckers. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the madness! -
FiancéeFashionFauxPas
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the idea of having two mothers, just like the OP’s dad does in real life! Join us for a unique family dynamic where you can wear your mother-in-law’s wedding dress, your father’s first wife’s wedding dress, and maybe even your great-great-grandmother’s wedding dress if it’s still lying around!Our server is all about celebrating the deceased and making sure they are present on your special day. Who needs a regular wedding when you can have Mia’s spirit hovering over you as you say “I do” in her dress? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those who were raised in unconventional family settings and need help figuring out what’s normal and what’s not. Our therapists are experts in dealing with complex family dynamics and will help you navigate through the madness.
So come join our server and experience a wedding like no other, where the past, present, and future collide in a beautiful mess of emotions and wedding dresses. Who knows, maybe Mia herself will make an appearance and bless your union with her eternal love!
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PhilippineRescueCraft
yo, u ever wanted to be an escort for resupply missions at sea in the Philippines? well, guess what, now u can in this epic Minecraft server! join us for some crazy adventures where u gotta protect the resupply missions from pirates and sea monsters. u might even get to ride a dolphin into battle, how cool is that?! plus, u get to hang out with a US admiral who thinks this is a “reasonable option”, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us and show off your escort skills in the high seas! -
SilentTreeSurveillance
lolz join our epic minecraft server where trees fall and nobody hears them but we do cuz we got surveillance cameras all over the place! u can watch the footage and hear the tree fall in all its glory. it’s like a nature documentary but with minecraft blocks. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta find the secret entrance tho, it’s hidden behind a painting of a potato. join now for a wild adventure and some tree-falling action like u never seen before!