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Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

climate, cold, Extreme Temperatures, hate, hate weather, hot, Minecraft, Seasons, Server, Temperature, Temperature Changes, temperature differentials, temperature fluctuations, temperature preferences, temperature ranges, variance, weather, weather annoyances, weather complaints, weather dislikes, weather extremes, weather frustrations, weather patterns, weather preferences

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	3894
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, Christian, Christian beliefs, christian faith, Christianity, divine love, Eternal Love, FAITH, forgiveness, God’s love, grace, Hope, Jesus, Jesus Christ, love, Loves.., Minecraft, Redemption, Religious, salvation, smp, spirituality, unconditional love

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

UltraRichMinecraftSMP

affluent individuals, billionaires, class divide, elite society, extravagant behavior, extravagant lifestyles, high society, jaw-dropping moments, lavish spending, luxury living, Millionaires, money talks, opulence, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, surprising encounters, ultra rich, UltraRichMinecraftSMP, wealth disparity, Wealthy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	2556
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, growth mindset., knowledge, leadership, learning, lifelong learning, personal development, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, SkillCraft, Skills, Time management, Underrated, underrated skills

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DimensionsMC

+18, Community, countryside, discord server, dragon riding, fantasy roleplay, interview, law enforcement, magic arts, Medieval, modded Java, NPC economy, opening ceremony, Painting, PvE, PvP, Races, Roleplay, roleplay smp, Small Community, Survival, thief, Towny, treasure hunting, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Hi There Adventurers!

Ever wanted to ride dragons? Become a Lord or Lady of a rising town? Fight epic battles with other players? Or Travel the world in search of treasure and magic? Then join Dimensions MC! Here you can choose to be one of the many other races seeking the Magic-arts. Build large structures using our NPC based economy! Be a thief on the run from the law, or live a peaceful life painting in the countryside!

We are currently a small community looking for new members for our 18+, 1.20.1 Modded Java, Minecraft Roleplay-SMP Server! We are set to launch the world October 12, so feel free to join and relax till the opening ceremony and get to know the other members in the meantime!

This is a whitelisted server, and there are only so many slots available, so all who join will need to set an appointment up for an interview via our ticket system on our Discord Server!

DimensionsMC.minecraft.vodka:25575

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchantments Applied:	52	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

mr4.bear-land.net

Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bath, Chapter 71, Color Page, Demon Slayer, exorcist, Exorcist manga, FANTASY, japanese manga, leaked, Manga community, manga leaks, Manga News, Manga spoilers, manga updates, Minecraft, Nice Bodies, Nue’s Exorcist, Nues, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can admire all the nice bodies at the bath! Our pixelated players have been hitting the virtual gym and are looking fineeee in their blocky swimwear. Join us for some steamy hot tub parties and watch those Minecraft abs glisten in the water.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bathing Beauty Contest, where players compete to see who has the best beach bod in all of Minecraft land. Will you be the next pixelated pin-up model?

So come on over and dive into the fun at our Minecraft server, where the water is warm and the bodies are even warmer. Just be sure to bring your sunscreen, because things are about to get sizzling hot!

Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井はあと / はあちゃま

Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover song, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, japanese, Livestream, Minecraft, Red Heart, smp, twitter, Unmedicated manga edition, Upcoming, Vtuber, world, YouTuber, はあちゃま, はあと, ブタサンダー, 赤井, 赤井はあと

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Runes Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner weeb shine bright? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride through the unmedicated manga edition of Minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. We’ve got YouTubers like Haachama exploring the dark web for hidden treasures, a girl with pink hair causing chaos wherever she goes, and even a Ban RTA event where you can compete to see who can get banned the fastest!

But that’s not all – we also have cover songs, infinite possibilities, and a mysterious Red Heart that holds the key to untold riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

DeoDramaCraft

affordability, Arm and Hammer, Armpits, bigfoot, Boys, brand, Budget, Cool kids, deodorant, DeoDramaCraft, Effectiveness, expensive, Fatherhood, Fragrance, hygiene, parenting, peer pressure, personal care, scent, social norms, Son

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.

Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.

Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!

beats, best music, music advice, music apps, music blogs, music communities, music critics, music discovery, music discovery tools, music enthusiasts, music forums, music influencers, music lovers, music playlists, music recommendations, music sources, music streaming, music suggestions, music tips, music websites, smp, Tunecraft, where to find music

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Farms Harvested:	849
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of getting your music recommendations from boring old Spotify playlists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to discover the hottest tunes! Our resident DJ, DJ Creeper, spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret jukebox hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock a playlist that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready to rock out like never before!