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MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Runes Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Emeralds Found:	4512

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Potions Brewed:	51	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Potions Brewed:	35
Chimeras Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	New Chunks Explored:	254629

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	837001	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	4631
Magic Items Found:	4845	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Towns Built:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	911602	Runes Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Love Letters Sent:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

19-year-old woman, alleged display, arrested, Arrests, Australia, charges, criminal charges, criminal investigation, extremism, HezbollahCraft, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, NSW Police, Political protest, pro-Hezbollah protest, Public Safety, Radicalism, SECURITY, Sydney, symbols, Terrorism, Terrorist, terrorist symbol

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2298
Alien Abductions:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

The Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, capecom, celebration, COMEBACK, comeback kid, disbelief, fan reaction, memorable moment, Minecraft, Nostalgia, October 2024, Party, Redemption, Remembered, Revival, series, Server, surprise win, triumph, underdog story, unexpected return, unexpected success, Victory, where were you

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Votes:	1870	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Items Found:	2110	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1412	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!