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mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

Blocky Banter Bonanza

+18, 18+ content, adult content, banter, blocky, bonanza, feed me, feed you, gurdaz, kik, message me, Naughty, New Tribute Thread, Sexy, Tribute, tribute accepted, tribute challenge, tribute guidelines, tribute her, tribute instructions, tribute request, tribute rules, tribute thread

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Welcome to Turtlecraft Season Four where the turtles wear sunglasses and the vanilla is extra.

1.21, admins, Claim Land, Crafting Datapacks, custom structures, Discordsrv, Dynmap, EXTRA, Geophilic, Hearths, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Whitelist, Paper, resource pack, Safe Environment, Season, Semi Vanilla, simple voice chat, smp, sunglasses, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, wear

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Turtlecraft Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Discord Server	Join

Welcome to Turtlecraft, a Minecraft server that offers a safe and fun multiplayer environment for everyone. Join our small family, build, explore, socialize, and optionally join a player-made nation. The server has no whitelist and is public, so all players who agree to follow the rules are welcome to join!

Features:

Underground cave spawn with bubble elevators
Custom world generation using datapacks like Geophilic and Hearths
Land claiming plugin to prevent griefing
Minor crafting datapacks for enhanced gameplay
Pre-rendered Dynmap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV integration for in-game chat
Optional custom resource pack

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is public and open to all players who agree to follow the rules.
Are there any custom plugins?	Yes, the server offers custom plugins for land claiming and chat integration.
Can I request to join a player-made nation?	Yes, players can join existing nations or create their own with permission from admins.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Limited pranks, griefing, and theft are permitted for lore purposes with permission, but tangible or irreversible damage to players’ progress is not allowed.

RoboLingo Minecraft Server

AI communication, Artificial Intelligence, Chinese robots, communication technology, cross-cultural communication, cultural diversity, future technology, global communication, Irish robots, language barrier, language barriers in technology, language diversity, language learning, language translation, Machine Translation, Mexican robots, Minecraft, multilingual robots, RoboLingo, robot conversations, robot interactions, Server, technology advancements

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can chat with Mexican, Irish, and Chinese robots! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment when you’re chatting it up with our multicultural robot friends. Plus, rumor has it that if you play on our server long enough, you’ll unlock the ability to communicate telepathically and won’t even need your keyboard anymore. So come join us and say adios, sláinte, and nǐ hǎo to a whole new world of Minecraft fun!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

CraftyPixel, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic server in the universe – Sovl phone ui! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will leave you laughing, crying, and possibly questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the sickest beats.

3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Well, on Sovl phone ui, anything is possible. Our custom mods and plugins will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sovl phone ui today and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down in the most hilarious and insane ways possible!

Mom’sHubbyMCServer

blended families, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional reactions, family dynamics, family relationships, father figure, hurt feelings, MomsHubbyMCServer, parent role, parental figures, step parent, traditional wedding, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding finances, wedding planning, wedding roles, wedding traditions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like this OP’s stepdad thinking he should give her away at her wedding.

We promise you won’t find any stepdads demanding to be the center of attention here, just a bunch of blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Plus, if you don’t choose us, you might end up offending someone’s feelings and losing out on some sweet in-game cash. So why risk it? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

MomBdayDinnerDrama

autism, birthday dinner, Communication Issues, emotional impact, family dynamics, Family Support, GRIEVING, intruder, job stress, long-term planning, MomBdayDinnerDrama, Moving, parental disappointment, physical harassment, Relocation, Safety concerns, single mother, small town, support system, verbal harassment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a new place to escape to? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about intruders breaking in. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and explore a virtual world filled with endless possibilities. Who needs a job at an assisted living facility when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

And don’t worry about pesky parents judging you – on our server, you’re free to be yourself without any judgment. Plus, we have a special birthday celebration every week where you can join in on the fun without any drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world waiting for you?

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Crops Grown:	4258	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of dating disasters in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when a creeper blows up your house! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of dating and focus on building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Plus, rumor has it that if you find a rare diamond in the game, you’ll have good luck in love for the rest of the year. So why waste time swiping left and right when you could be crafting and exploring in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the adventure begin!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Potions Brewed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Animals Bred:	60	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Have you ever been hit by a creeper explosion in Minecraft and felt the burning sensation of losing all your diamonds? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, engaging in intense chicken jousting tournaments, and participating in epic dance parties with Endermen. Our community is filled with quirky players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (which is still not as bad as getting shot by a skeleton).

So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to feel the adrenaline rush of battling a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head, then come join us! Trust us, the pain of missing out on this server will haunt you more than falling into a pit of lava.

MissileCraft Server: Russian Ambassadors

Ambassadors, American ambassador, Conflict Resolution, deadly attack, diplomatic tensions, Embassy, foreign policy, government response, international law, international relations, investigation, military conflict, missile attack, MissileCraft, Moscow, political dispute, RETALIATION, russia, Russia-US relations, Russian, security breach, Server, united states, US-made missiles

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we summon ambassadors and launch deadly attacks with US-made missiles!! russia be like “wtf bro” but we just laugh and keep building our crazy world of chaos and destruction. join us for the ultimate thrill ride of international drama and pixelated mayhem. you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, berlin, Conflict, covert operation, CraftyCommiesMC, cyber attack, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, Europe, factory fire, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, hybrid war, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, political tension, Report, russia, sabotage, security breach

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

So, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. It’s like Russia setting fire to a Berlin factory level of chaos up in here. But, like, in a fun way, you know?

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic hybrid war on Europe… in Minecraft! We got explosions, drama, and all the craziness you can handle. Who needs politics when you can join our server and start your own virtual war?

So, like, come on and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience ever. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s burn down some factories and have a blast!

BirdPoopCraft

avian, avian diarrhea, avian feces, bird behavior, bird care, bird digestive system, bird diseases, bird droppings, bird health, bird hygiene, bird illness, bird illness prevention, bird poop, bird sanitation, bird veterinary care, bird welfare, BirdPoopCraft, Birds, diarrhea, digestive issues, gastrointestinal problems

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the joy of birds with never-ending diarrhea! watch as they fly around leaving a trail of poop wherever they go. it’s like a poop-themed fireworks show, but with birds!

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. they will teach you their sick moves and you’ll be the coolest kid on the block.

oh, and did we mention the talking cows? they give the best life advice and tell the funniest jokes. you’ll never be bored with them around.

so come on down to our server and prepare for a wild ride of poop, llamas, and talking cows. it’s the craziest place on the internet, guaranteed!