mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	96	Emeralds Found:	613
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

Blocky Banter Bonanza

+18, 18+ content, adult content, banter, blocky, bonanza, feed me, feed you, gurdaz, kik, message me, Naughty, New Tribute Thread, Sexy, Tribute, tribute accepted, tribute challenge, tribute guidelines, tribute her, tribute instructions, tribute request, tribute rules, tribute thread

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Votes:	8549	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

FriendshipFailCraft

10. friendship dynamics, 11. friendship evaluation, 12. friendship issues, 13. friendship conflicts, 14. friendship breakups, 15. friendship communication, 16. friendship support, 17. friendship trust, 18. friendship loyalty, 19. friendship honesty, 2. warning signs, 20. friendship respect., 3. unhealthy relationship, 4. friendship red flags, 5. friendship advice, 6. ending friendships, 7. toxic friends, 8. friendship boundaries, 9. letting go of friends, FriendshipFailCraft, toxic friendship

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Animals Bred:	39

Are your friends constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep accidentally setting your house on fire with their misplaced lava buckets? If so, it’s time to say goodbye to those toxic friendships and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sense of time and reality!

Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy quests, and more mobs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay double the eggs and explode on impact – talk about a blast!

So ditch those backstabbing buddies and join us for some blocky fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a creeper blows up your house, whichever comes first). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours of your life you’ll never get back. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds, am I right?

KurskCraft: Russian Mercs & Burkina Faso

Africa, Burkina, Burkina Faso, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Defense, evacuation, Faso, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, intervention, Kursk, KurskCraft, Mercenaries, Mercs, Military, News, russia, Russian, SECURITY, soldiers, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russian mercenaries are like, “Peace out Burkina Faso, we gotta defend Kursk in Minecraft!” Like, they’re leaving real-life drama to come save a virtual city. How epic is that? Join this server and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll get to fight alongside these hardcore Russian soldiers while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s defend Kursk together!

CoastCrumbleCraft

#sustainability, affordable solution, climate change, coast crumble, coastal engineering, coastal erosion control, coastal management, coastal preservation, Coastal Protection, CoastCrumbleCraft, cost-effective solutions, environmental conservation, Erosion, erosion prevention, halt, infrastructure protection, innovative technology, marine ecosystems, Natural resources, researchers, shoreline management

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4821
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

ya know how when you build a sick castle on the beach in minecraft and then the stupid ocean comes and destroys it all? well, not anymore on this server! we have found a way to stop the coast from crumbling and ruining all your hard work. join us and never worry about your sandcastle getting washed away again! plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater caves filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. come join us and become the ultimate beachcomber!

What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France known for its wine production and stunning architecture. Situated along the Garonne River, Bordeaux is home to numerous vineyards and is considered the capital of wine in the country. The city also boasts beautiful 18th-century buildings, historic landmarks like the Place de la Bourse and a vibrant cultural scene. Bordeaux is a popular tourist destination and a UNESCO World Heritage site, attracting visitors from around the world to experience its unique blend of history, culture, and gastronomy.

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are better at PvP than you!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Community, competitive, creativity, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Journey, lagoon, Land claiming, Leveling, market, PvP, Qol, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Voting

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Star Shards Collected:	73
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft version 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

FAQ

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Swipecraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unattractive as you are? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace our inner KV status and give everyone a chance, even if we don’t find them attractive.

Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).

So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

WhySoSMP

cryptocurrency, dump, LTC, market analysis, market anomalies, market behavior, market down, market dynamics, market fluctuations, MARKET MOVEMENTS, market psychology, market reactions, market speculation, market stability, market trends, Trading, unaffected, volatility, WhySoSMP, xmr

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

a hole, acceptance, body image, bullying, Cake, CakeFaceCraft, crying, dress, emotional, family, Friends, husband, LGBTQ, love, makeup, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacted, sensitivity, Server, smeared, Support, Wedding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Void Gems Collected:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?

Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!

NoKidsAllowedMC

Boundaries, brother’s kids, damaged belongings, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family respect, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, house maintenance, house rules, NoKidsAllowedMC, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trashed house

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

LifeChangingMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	1695
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves! And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So come join us and let your gaming experience be changed for life (literally)!

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