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FedexDriverSuck Minecraft Server
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Deadly Transgender Adventures Minecraft SMP
Adventures, any%, Dead, deadly, Good, lately.., Minecraft, niggers, seen, smp, Transgender, transgenders, wassupHey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and spontaneous dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves, believe it or not).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive and mystical rainbow sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and boogie down.
So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking llama who gives out life advice in exchange for cookies. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
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Imperfect Night Minecraft Server
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2. Our spawn point is located in a giant floating pineapple in the sky, because why not? Don’t worry, we have parachutes made of bubblegum to help you safely descend to the ground.
3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but rather… rubber chickens. Yes, you heard that right. You can trade, buy, and sell items using rubber chickens. And yes, they do squeak when you squeeze them.
4. Our PvP battles are not your typical sword fights. Oh no, we have players riding on giant chickens armed with watermelon launchers, trying to knock each other off floating islands. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s insanely fun.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
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Crazy how Byzantium Minecraft SMP was literally an Atlantis that disappeared
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Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of craziness! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to saving Byzantium from its watery fate. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!