🔥Federal holidays Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

bank fees, Banking, banking policies, Banks, Federal holidays, fees, finance, financial institutions, financial services, holiday banking, holiday closures, holiday pay, holiday pay policies, holiday scheduling, holidays, money management, overdraft fees, OverdraftCraft, Pay, paycheck delays, paycheck processing, paycheck timing, paychecks

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchantments Applied:	74
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

BlockParty Minecraft Server

2-BEYO, 2-BEYOBEYO, blockparty, CIS, cis-1, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – cis-1,2-BEYOBEYO! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the flying pig unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous lava surfing competition, where players compete to see who can ride a wave of lava the longest without getting burned to a crisp. It’s a thrilling and dangerous event that will have you on the edge of your seat (if you don’t fall into the lava, that is).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious and treacherous Nether realm, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen who have a strange obsession with disco dancing. Join in on their dance parties or risk facing their wrath – the choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join <i>cis</i>-1,2-BEYOBEYO today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this wacky world!

HobbyManagerMC SMP

3D Graphics, artist portfolio, artistic skills, book reading, book scanning, career development, digitisation, digitise books, Graphic design, hobby management, HobbyManagerMC, job hunting, Job Search, long books, manage hobbies, personal development, philosophical books, portfolio building, reading, self improvement, smp, Time management

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ores Mined:	8996	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1883	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8837
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a good laugh? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a quest to digitize five long books in-game! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through pages upon pages of text to complete this epic task. But wait, there’s more! We also need you to create a 3D graphics artist portfolio in Minecraft to land your dream job in the field. Who knew virtual building could be so important for your career?

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a book club where we read long, philosophical books together in-game. Imagine discussing deep thoughts and theories while fighting off creepers and zombies – now that’s what we call multitasking!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

AITAH, blood pressure, blood volume, Chronic illness, dizziness, Elderly, elderly lady, elderly woman, ElderlyCartMinecraftServer, fainting, family opinion, grocery store, heated exchange, hidden illness, low iron, passing out, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Respect, Safety, shopping cart, sweating

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

SisterCraft vs GFWars

Breakup, custody, emotional struggles, family, Financial Security, Future, GFWars, Girlfriend, GRIEVING, Inheritance, Loss, love, new life, parenting, Priorities, relationships, responsibilities, single parent, sister, SisterCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where grief and fears are left at the door and the only responsibility you have is to build the most epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter and energy, just like exploring Paris with a shy and anxious sister who may or may not need therapy. But don’t worry, we have therapists experienced in grief and fears ready to help!

And if you’re worried about your financial future, fear not! Our server offers a 50-25-25 inheritance split in your favor, just like in a family video call with grandparents, uncles, aunts, and a lawyer. Your part will be saved in a bank account until you become an adult, so you can focus on building pixelated castles without a care in the world.

Looking for love? We’ve got you covered! Meet your girlfriend after work for emotional apologies and respectful breakups, all while juggling parenting, disciplining, and school on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind for a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories. See you in the game!

BlockyMedic Minecraft Server

BlockyMedic, common mistakes, false beliefs, health fallacies, health inaccuracies, health misconceptions, health misunderstandings, health myths, health myths debunked, healthcare beliefs, healthcare myths, medical errors, medical facts, medical falsehoods, medical inaccuracies, medical misconceptions, medical misconceptions debunked, medical misinformation, medical misunderstandings, medical myths, Minecraft, misconceptions, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure all your gaming ailments! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors who can cure any virtual illness you may encounter. Got a case of the creeper blues? Our doctors will have you back on your feet in no time! Plus, our virtual hospital is fully equipped with all the latest medical technology, including virtual stethoscopes and pixelated band-aids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, who roams the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You can do that here! Want to challenge the unicorn to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on down to our Minecraft hospital of fun and frolics, where the only prescription is more cowbell (and maybe a splash potion of healing). Join us today and let the healing begin!

CruelCraft: Gone Rogue

CHANGE, Character development, compassion, consequences, cruel behavior, cruel person, CruelCraft, Empathy, forgiveness, Justice, Karma, moral compass, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, redemption arc, Reflection, Retribution, Rogue, second chances, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Have you ever wondered what happened to the most cruel person you know? Well, rumor has it they joined our Minecraft server and turned into a fluffy bunny-loving, flower-picking, hug-giving angel! Yes, that’s right, our server has the power to turn even the most wicked of souls into pure goodness. Join us and witness the magical transformation for yourself! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

ChinaDopeGate2022

anti-doping measures, athlete fairness, Cheating, China doping, ChinaDopeGate2022, Corruption, doping scandal, drug testing, international competition, investigation, legal action, Officials, Olympic committee, Olympic controversy, Olympic integrity, olympics, performance enhancement, Salt Lake Games, sports ethics, sports governance, U.S. probes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

so, like, u know how the olympics are all about, like, sports and stuff? well, imagine if the olympic officials were, like, super shady and trying to cover up some major doping scandal in china. like, they’re all, “nope, nothing to see here, move along.” but then the u.s. is all, “we’re gonna investigate this!” and the officials are like, “we’ll ruin the salt lake games if u do!”

so, like, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as scandalous and drama-filled as the olympics, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we’ve got all the drama, intrigue, and shady dealings that u could ever want. plus, we have, like, the best virtual sports competitions that will make u feel like a true champion. so come join us and get in on the action before the olympic officials shut us down!

BoobCraft: Where Rare Boobs Rule

animal anatomy, body image, BoobCraft, Boobs, cultural perceptions, evolutionary biology, female anatomy, Female Gender, female reproductive system, female sexuality, gender differences, gender expectations, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, human perception, mammalian biology, prominent boobs, rare, rule, sexual characteristics, sexual dimorphism, societal norms

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ores Mined:	7629
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47

come join our epic minecraft server where we have BOOBS everywhere, not just on the females but on EVERYTHING. you want a cow with boobs? we got it. you want a creeper with boobs? we got it. you want a diamond sword with boobs? WE GOT IT.

our server is the only place where you can milk a chicken and get boob juice instead of eggs.

so come on down and join us for the most titillating minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftingClimateCouples

access to resources, child marriage, child marriage drivers, climate adaptation, climate change, community resilience, CraftingClimateCouples, economic instability, environmental changes, extreme poverty, gender equity, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, impacts of climate change, income, poverty alleviation, resource scarcity, Social Issues, social justice, Sustainable development, vulnerable populations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

so, liek, u know how climate change is all, like, bad and stuff? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got a whole different take on it! we believe that climate change is actually making child marriage, like, a totally wild adventure!

imagine this: u log onto our server and suddenly u find urself in a world where child marriage is, like, the norm. but not in a sad way, oh no! it’s, like, a super fun game where u gotta, like, collect resources and income to, like, win the heart of ur child bride! it’s, like, extreme poverty and gender inequality, but, like, in a totally hilarious way!

so, if u wanna experience a whole new level of minecraft where climate change is, like, the ultimate matchmaker, then u gotta join our server, dude! it’s gonna be, like, the craziest adventure of ur life!

mc-vanilla.com

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvE, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, simulation, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Enjoy a pure vanilla game. You can protect your buildings with up to 10000 free claim blocks. No building or breaking. No stealing from ANY containers. No sleeping in beds. No button/lever usage. No adjusting redstone repeaters. No pushing blocks in with pistons. No pulling blocks out with pistons. No TNT damage.

mc-vanilla.com