federal government Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

$7 billion, BANKRUPTCY, Canada, collapsing, Corruption, Country, EV battery startup company, federal government, French Quebec government, Government, imploding, Incompetence, Investment, leaf, Maple, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mismanagement, MONEY, Plant, Province, québec, scandal, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	155	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

TrudeauCraft: Vote of No-Confidence

Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, federal government, government crisis, justin trudeau, leadership challenge, no-confidence vote, NoConfidence, opposition party, plunging popularity, POLITICAL CRISIS, political downfall, political instability, political scandal, Political Support, political turmoil, prime minister, public opinion, public trust, TrudeauCraft, Vote, vote of non-confidence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so like, have you heard about this crazy server where justin trudeau is like, facing a no-confidence vote? i know, right? it’s like, the most epic drama ever in minecraft history. you gotta join this server to witness the madness unfold.

like, imagine being in a virtual world where the fate of a country’s leader is hanging by a thread. it’s like a virtual reality soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

if you wanna be part of the chaos and see if justin trudeau can survive this crazy no-confidence vote, then you gotta join this server. it’s like, the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

SickNation Minecraft Server

affordability, America, atomization, black ops projects, Blog post, Central Banks, combative drivers, decadents, decaying cities, degenerate states, faggotry, federal government, Food, GMOs, God bless America, Housing, inflation, Infrastructure, Jews, Minecraft, money printing, Poison, race mixing, Roads, Server, sick nation, SickNation, TAXES, Vehicles, white family

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world? Look no further! Our server is filled with decaying cities, high taxes, and massive inflation – just like real life! But that’s not all, we also encourage faggotry and race mixing, because why not? Plus, our roads are falling apart and you’ll have to drive massive vehicles in the air to avoid combative drivers. And don’t even get me started on the poisoned food and GMOs – it’s a mess out there!

But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!

SaltyCraft Minecraft Server

#Project2025, career civil servants, Experience, Federal employees, federal government, fresh graduates, hysterics, iowa, Joe Blow, MAGA, Minecraft, political ideology, political influence, political survey, political views, Portal, Right Wing ideology, salt, salt mining, saltiness, SaltyCraft, Server, zoomers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	1664	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and hilarity ensues? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the madness of #MAGA mania! Our portal will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics. We ask the tough questions like “Do you prefer building walls or bridges in Minecraft?” and “Would you rather fight a creeper-sized duck or a duck-sized creeper?”

But that’s not all! We are on a mission to replace all Federal employees with fresh graduates who have a strong Right Wing ideology. Who needs experienced civil servants when you can have Joe Blow from Iowa building your Minecraft empire?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of salt mining. See you on the server, where insanity is just a block away!

Bundy’s Blocky Minecraft Server

armed conflict, blocky, Bundys, Chad Bundy, civil disobedience, Cliven Bundy, constitution, controversy, federal government, Grazing Fees, land rights, law enforcement, legal issues, Militia, Minecraft, Mr. Bundy, Nevada, protest, Public Lands, Rancher, ranching, RIGHTS, Server, standoff

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Chad Bundy is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? No problem! Want to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chad Bundy today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your selfies.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

abuse of power, child abuse, Corruption, Crafty, CREEPERS, domestic abuse, endermen, federal government, FEMINISTS, gender inequality, gender-based violence, government accountability, housework, Lobbyists, Masters, Men, Misogyny, nepotism, patriarchy, political influence, sexism, social justice, toxic masculinity, violence against women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9703
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!

Clap Boost – Louder Every Time

applause, Audience, Boost, cheer, CLAP, crowd noise, encouragement, Energetic, ENGAGEMENT, Enthusiasm, Event, EXCITEMENT, group dynamics, loud, louder, motivation, Participation, Performance, reaction, Repetition, response, response time, social behavior, Time

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4432	Emeralds Found:	7948
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where the players be louder than a crowd on steroids, man! like, you won’t believe how hyped these peeps get when they see a creeper explode or when they find diamonds. it’s like a never-ending party up in here, fam!

we got players who can shout louder than a jet engine, I swear! you gotta join just to witness the madness. it’s like a concert every time someone builds a sick house or defeats the ender dragon. the energy is off the charts, bro!

plus, we got the craziest events like “scream for diamonds” where players have to shout at the top of their lungs to win epic prizes. it’s like a vocal cords workout, dude!

so come on and join us on this wild ride of a server where the players are as loud as a crowd on steroids. you won’t regret it, trust me!

EgoCraft: Prosocial Pranks & Puzzles

Altruism, Anonymity, EgoCraft, Human Behavior, impression management, interpersonal relationships, pranks, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, psychological effects, public self-consciousness, Puzzles, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-image, self-perceived attractiveness, self-perception, self-presentation, social experiments, social influence, Social Interaction, social perception, social psychology, VISIBILITY

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	876
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

so like, u know when u feel like u look hella cute and u just wanna do nice stuff for people? well this server is all about that! we believe that when u feel good about urself, u wanna spread the love to others. but here’s the twist – u gotta show off ur good deeds to get the full effect.

we’ve seen players go from being shy and awkward to being the life of the party, all because they felt good about themselves. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. so come join us and let your inner beauty shine through! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret society of unicorns that only the most attractive players can join? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

What is the IP for MandJTV Plays Minecraft Server?

#pikachu, #pokemon scarlet and violet, all pokemon, Best pokemon, charizard, gameplay, gen 9, greninja, legends arceus, Let’s Play, MandJTV, mandjtv pokevids, Minecraft, new pokemon, nintendo pokemon, original pokemon, PLAYS, playthrough, pokemon, pokemon legends arceus, pokemon let’s play, pokemon shield, pokemon switch, pokemon sword, pokemon sword and shield, Scarlet & Violet, Server, team sky

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	8163	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Dragons Tamed:	7

MandJTV Plays, also known as Michael Groth, is a popular content creator on YouTube known for his gaming content. With a focus on Pokemon-related games and videos, MandJTV Plays has built a dedicated fan base and continues to create entertaining and engaging content for his audience.

What are Minecraft servers like MinePolis ?

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, Loot, Minigames, multiplayer, open world, PvP, Quests, role playing, Sandbox, Survival, Trading

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to MinePolis include:

1. MineVille – MineVille offers a similar immersive experience with unique gameplay elements and a welcoming community. Players can enjoy various activities and events, just like in MinePolis.

2. Craftadia – Craftadia provides a rich and vibrant world for players to explore and build in. With a focus on community and creativity, it offers a similar experience to MinePolis for players looking for a new server to enjoy.

3. PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy a mix of Minecraft and Pokémon, PixelmonCraft offers a unique experience with its Pixelmon mod. Players can catch, train, and battle Pokémon in a world reminiscent of MinePolis’s immersive environment.

4. Skyblock – Skyblock servers like Hypixel offer a different twist on gameplay, challenging players to survive on a tiny island in the sky. While not identical to MinePolis, these servers offer a fun and engaging experience for players looking for something different.

Each of these Minecraft servers offers a unique experience that is similar to MinePolis in some way. Whether you’re looking for a new community to join or a different type of gameplay to explore, these servers have something for everyone.

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Mango Bay

Adventures, auction house, collaboration, Community, creativity, Economy, Explore, Fair Play, Feedback, Friendly, grow, Homes, Land claiming, Participation, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, quality of life, server map, Survival, vibrant, Voting

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mines Excavated:	3532	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to Mango Bay, a Minecraft Survival server Built for a Community by a Community. Dive into a world where creativity thrives and collaboration is key. Our server fosters a friendly environment where players contribute ideas, shape the gameplay, and build together. Join us to explore, create, and grow in a vibrant community driven by collective passion and shared adventures. Your journey starts here—let’s build something great together! At Mango Bay, we value our community’s feedback and continually adjust and improve based on your input. We provide numerous opportunities for you to engage and contribute to our server. Unlike “Pay to Win” models, we believe in fair play—earn ranks and rewards simply by voting and participating! We offer players many quality of life additions, such as land claiming, homes, player shops, player warps, a server map, an auction house, and so much more!

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Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

Achievement Star, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, arknights, blocky, Catastrophes, Coldshot skin, collab, crossover, Delicious On Terra, Doc, dungeon meshi, ela, EPOQUE Re-Edition, Global, Iana, jp, Knights, KR, Marcille, Minecraft, Operation Lucent Arrowhead, Raythean Striker, Resources, Saileach, Server, Terran Food, Tuye, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base where you can find rare items and treasures! Just watch out for the creepers, they love to photobomb your loot selfies.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards the most valuable diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

3. We have a special AK x R6S Collab going on, where you can team up with Fuze to blow up blocks in style. Who needs TNT when you have a Russian operator on your side?

4. Our Crossover event features characters from Dungeon Meshi, because who doesn’t want to fight mobs while dreaming of delicious Terran Food? Just watch out for the food coma debuff.

5. Want to unlock the Wind Chimes achievement? Join our server and test your parkour skills as you climb to the highest point in Minecraft while dodging flying creepers and endermen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Candy SMP G Thread

accessories, bespoke, Candise G Thread, candy, clothing, Custom, Designer, designer wear, embroidery, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Handmade, high end, jewelry, luxury, one of a kind, smp, statement pieces, Style, Thread, trendy, Unique

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to the Candise G Thread Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is home to the legendary Candy Cane Kingdom, where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. But beware, the evil Llama Mafia is always plotting to steal your emeralds and turn you into a llama yourself!

If you’re looking for a challenge, try to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Or test your luck in the Nether, where the lava is actually made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen throw dance parties.

But don’t worry, our friendly community is always here to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of your pet rock or just want to prank your friends with a house full of exploding chickens.

So come join the Candise G Thread Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime.

VacayVeto: No Changes, No Regrets

Christmas trip, Communication Issues, daughter-in-law, Europe trip, Europe vacation, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, holiday plans, holiday scheduling, holiday traditions, lodging booking, regrets, Son, travel arrangements, travel logistics, vacation availability, vacation budget, vacation planning, VacayVeto

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for the craziest virtual vacation of your life! Just like this family drama, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine exploring Europe with your family, only to have someone try to sneak in at the last minute! Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you join forces with the troublemaker for some epic pranks?

With lodging already booked and drama at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family vacation showdown!

InfluentialSteveMC SMP

guidance, Impact, influential figure, influential figures, influential individuals, influential inspirations, influential leaders, influential mentors, influential people, influential role models, InfluentialSteveMC, inspiration, leadership, life influence, mentor, most influential person, motivation, personal growth, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4912
Votes:	9593	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	252
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Forget about influential people, join our Minecraft SMP and become the most influential player in the virtual world! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the sheep dictatorship, a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Join us and become the legend you were always meant to be!

Server: Not as hard as I thought it would be

After Hours, awkward, Boundaries, career, Career Advice, HARD, HR nightmare, inappropriate, office culture, office gossip, office humor, office politics, office relationships, office talk, post-coital conversation, Professionalism, Server, thought, water cooler talk, work, work-life balance, workplace communication, workplace etiquette

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you feeling more satisfied than post-sex glow? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way, we promise). So come on, join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while dodging lava pits, because who needs post-coital cuddles when you can have a virtual adventure like this?