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SaltyCraft Minecraft Server

#Project2025, career civil servants, Experience, Federal employees, federal government, fresh graduates, hysterics, iowa, Joe Blow, MAGA, Minecraft, political ideology, political influence, political survey, political views, Portal, Right Wing ideology, salt, salt mining, saltiness, SaltyCraft, Server, zoomers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and hilarity ensues? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the madness of #MAGA mania! Our portal will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics. We ask the tough questions like “Do you prefer building walls or bridges in Minecraft?” and “Would you rather fight a creeper-sized duck or a duck-sized creeper?”

But that’s not all! We are on a mission to replace all Federal employees with fresh graduates who have a strong Right Wing ideology. Who needs experienced civil servants when you can have Joe Blow from Iowa building your Minecraft empire?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of salt mining. See you on the server, where insanity is just a block away!

Clouds Seed Rainfall

airborne particles, Atmospheric science, BOTANY, climate, Cloud formation, Clouds, ecology, Environment, findings, Fuel rainfall, meteorology, Natural phenomena, plant reproduction, Pollen, pollination, Rain, Rainfall, research, scientific discovery, Seed, Seed clouds, study, weather

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	558
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	925
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where we make it rain with pollen! like, did u know dat pollen can seed clouds and fuel rainfall? it’s like nature’s own party trick, bro. so if u wanna be part of da coolest weather experiment ever, join us and watch as our server becomes da rainiest place in all of minecraft! plus, we got unicorns dat fart glitter and flying pigs dat drop diamonds. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make it rain pollen together!

Ages of War

action, alliances, Battles, Combat, Conflict, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Factions, Guns, Military, Modpack, multiplayer, nukes, Planes, PvP, Raiding, strategy, Survival, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	5206
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Ages of War is an action-packed Minecraft server where you can use a wide range of weapons, including guns, tanks, planes, and even nukes! Players engage in strategic combat and large-scale warfare, all set in a dynamic world with an active economy and frequent small events to keep things exciting. To join, you’ll need to use the Ages of War Modpack for full compatibility. Get it here (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ages-of-war-nukes-weapons-bomb-tank) and dive into battle!

194.164.96.71:25589

Protogen MC

1.18.1, cool bases, Furrys, Minecraft, Mods, optifine, protogen, Server, Survival, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8761
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Emeralds Found:	6580
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

This is a Vanilla 1.18.1 Server To Relax And Chill with Other Furrys And Protogen and to make cool bases, etc (Looking For Mods) (USE OPTIFINE) (p.s. it mandatory for texture pack to work.)

173.240.158.249:26980

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

animated short, Character Banners, Download, drip marketing, Feixiao, Flying Aureus Shot, Honkai, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, preview page, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Venture Forth to Hunt

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	115
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying Aureus shots to Lupine Rue like never before. Watch as Feixiao takes on enemies with nothing to laugh at, and witness the myriad celestia trailer featuring the arrow that seeks the stars – because why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic animated shorts that will have you taking it easy while laughing your socks off. And don’t even get us started on our current character banners – Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, Robin, Moze, Asta, Luka – they’re all here to make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Rappa and redeemable codes that will have you reaping all the rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Why would a good-looking white guy like one on the left ruin… Minecraft SMP

body modification, fertility, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, good looking, goodlooking, guy, health, identity crisis, left, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, monstrosity, physical appearance, ruin, self-acceptance, self-image, smp, societal pressure, Transgender, transgender community, transgender transformation, troon, White, white guy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4577	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old white guy? Do you want to spice up your life by transforming into a troon monstrosity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you morph into a fabulous creature that will leave everyone in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of yourself to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner troon monstrosity shine! Who needs health and fertility when you can have all this fun?

HiNotOpeningEmails

a hole, Apology, backup, CCD, Communication, Delivery, email, Etiquette, Friendly, HiNotOpeningEmails, kind regards, name.., office, Professionalism, receptionist, reminder, response, Ridiculous, Unnecessary, work-related, Workplace

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	9341
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	155
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the receptionists have names and demand to be addressed properly! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and office politics. Who knows, you might even receive a passive-aggressive email from a virtual receptionist reminding you to use their name. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of navigating workplace etiquette in a blocky world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

ReadyToGetStuckInMinecraftSMP

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Fun, Game, Gaming, Immersive, leisure, Long Time, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, ReadyToGetStuckInMinecraftSMP, role playing, strategy, time consuming, video game

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by our resident prankster who turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos overnight. Or maybe you’re more into the drama of our intense faction wars, where alliances are made and broken over who gets the last piece of cake.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies wreaking havoc wherever they go. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where players dress up their dragons in the most fabulous outfits to win the coveted title of Dragon Diva.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments that you’ll be talking about for years to come. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!

7 Kids vs 1 Kid: The Ultimate Parenting Server

child behavior, child care, child development, child rearing, cultural norms, family dynamics, family size, family structure, generational differences, historical perspective, Kid, Kids, modern parenting, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting pressure, parenting responsibilities, parenting stress, Server, societal expectations, Time management, traditional parenting, Ultimate, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the real world responsibilities weighing you down? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of raising seven virtual children without any consequences! That’s right, no need to worry about diapers, tantrums, or college tuition. Just sit back, relax, and watch your pixelated offspring thrive in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, rumor has it that if you successfully raise all seven children, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle a horde of zombie parents. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start popping out those virtual babies!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

banned, child-free movement, children, controversy, debate, Ethics, family, Government, legislation, NoKidsAllowedCraft, opinion, parenting, policy, Politics, public opinion, restrictions, russia, Russian Senate, Social Issues, society, Speaker

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy cool world where u can build whatever u want, like a giant banana house or a roller coaster made out of cheese. and get this, the speaker of the russian senate is like, totally freaking out cuz he heard about our server and thinks it’s gonna start a ‘child-free movement’ or something. like, dude, we just wanna have fun and build stuff, not start a revolution or whatever. so come join us and let’s show the russian senate what real fun looks like! #bananahouse #cheesecoaster #childfreemovementlol

Crafty Night Owls vs Morning Larks

clothing, concerts, consumer behavior, Crafty, early risers, experiential purchases, fulfillment, Gadgets, Happiness, Larks, Lifestyle, material purchases, morning, morning larks, night, night owls, OWLS, Personal preferences, Preferences, Psychology, satisfaction, shopping habits, Vacations, well-being

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

are you a night owl or a morning lark? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, it don’t matter cuz we got something for everyone! if you’re a night owl, you can buy all the swaggy clothes and gadgets your heart desires in our virtual marketplace. but if you’re a morning lark, we got epic experiences like virtual concerts and vacations that will make you happier than a pig in mud!

join our server and let your inner night owl or morning lark shine bright like a diamond! you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else, so come on over and let the fun begin! who needs real life when you can have all the happiness and satisfaction you could ever want in our virtual world? come join us now and let the good times roll!