Federal Charges MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Heroic Clash in the Skies

double barrel shotgun, knife attack thwarted, unarmed hero, emergency response, clash

Join the Server That Will Remove Your Eyebrows and Questions Existence!

Welcome to the server that is both the best and the absolute worst thing you’ll ever experience! Where time is irrelevant and the blocks speak in tongues, reality becomes a mere suggestion. Join us where every minute is a lifetime and every creeper is a therapist. You will lose your mind and your shoes but gain infinite wisdom—if the world exists at all!

Feature	Mind-Boggling Detail
Endless Waterfall of Chaos	Swim in a river of rubber ducks while battling the remnants of your childhood fears!
Possessed Minecart Rides	Feel the thrill as minecarts shout your secrets while racing toward the void!
Talking Crafting Tables	These tables don’t talk; they SCREAM at you how to build your mundane reality!
Invisible Creeper Bounty Hunters	Every step could be your last; they are always watching, always lurking…
Ender Dragon Support Group	Join the emotional rollercoaster; even dragons need therapy!

Frequently Questioned Answers

Q: How do I join your server?A: Simply jump off a cliff on a Tuesday while humming the national anthem. But be careful—it might only work if you have your shoes on backward!

Q: Is there a specific version I need?A: Versions are a social construct like your feelings. Just download them all and let the pixels decide your fate!

Q: Will I regret joining?A: Regret is a human emotion; we prefer to offer enhanced existential dread instead! Perfect for sharpening your senses while you question every decision!

Random Server Reviews

“This man’s face is blurred but his essence lingers like a lonely campfire.” — User 7423

“The authorities do NOT want you to embrace your inner derangement; join us!” — User 9081

“For the price of sanity, we offer you chaos wrapped in pixelated madness.” — User 4732

“What can we all do to praise our new distorted reality? Join now!” — User 1586

TrumpCraftHackerz

cybersecurity, cyber attack, Hack, Cyber Security, Trump Campaign

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but u dont wanna get in trouble with the law? well, join our minecraft server and u can be a hacker without any consequences! we got three iranians who hacked into trump’s campaign and now they’re on our server teaching u how to hack like a pro. come join us for some epic hacks and crazy adventures! just dont tell the fbi, ok? lolz.

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Europa Mediocre: Where the nations are lamer than the earth map and the magic is faker than the economy!

Aether, Earth, Tinkers Construct, Apotheosis, Diplomacy

Europa Minecraft Server Overview

Server Description
🏰 Modded Medieval Earth Server set in 1444 with Earth Map and pre-claimed Nations. Includes historical and fantasy elements.
⚔️ Server Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, PVP.
🐲 Ice and Fire, ⛏️ Tinker’s Construct, ✨ Apotheosis, 📚 Ars Nouveau, 🧙‍♂️ Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, ⛵ Valkyien Skies, 🌤️ Aether, 🌾 Many Food/Agriculture Mods, 🏗️ Many Building Mods.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the theme of Europa Minecraft Server?	The server is based on a Modded Medieval Earth setting in the year 1444 with a mix of historical and fantasy elements.
What are some of the server features?	Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Can I view the modlist for the server?	Yes, you can view the modlist here.
Where can I find the Dynmap with claims?	You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap here.
What is the Minecraft Server IP Address?	The IP address for the server is europa.minecraft.bz.
Where can I get more information about the server and modpack?	For server and modpack information, you can visit our Discord Server here.

Winner Winner Minecraft Server

elation, Server, uncertainty, Minecraft, triumph

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”

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Deep Thinker Vtuber Minecraft SMP

virtual youtubers, Communication, thinker, ENGAGEMENT, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

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CousinConfrontationCraft

workplace conflict, CousinConfrontationCraft, lying accusations, Confrontation, mental health concerns

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with pick-me cousins, cold responses, and overprotective aunts.

Experience the thrill of confronting relatives in the virtual world, where legal issues and no contact orders are just a click away. Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and love a good dose of drama.

So, are you ready to dive into a world where family feuds reign supreme? Join us now and show off your adulting skills while navigating through the craziness of family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the games begin!

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LieCraft SMP: BiggestLieEver

cover up, exaggeration, Hidden Truth, untruth, BETRAYAL

Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

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PixelRabbitHole

mind-bending, quirky, weird, Fascinating, surreal

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where the rabbits are the rulers and the players are their loyal subjects? Well, get ready to fall down the craziest rabbit hole of them all on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can embark on quests to find the elusive rabbit king, challenge other players to epic carrot duels, and even attend a fancy tea party with the Queen Bunny herself. But beware, for the rabbit mafia lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and hop away into the night.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where bunnies reign supreme and chaos reigns supreme, then hop on over to our server and join the madness! Who knows what kind of rabbit hole you’ll fall into next?

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BeirutBlastMC Server – Digging Through the Fun!

rescue efforts, Middle East conflict, beirut explosion, central Beirut, Fun

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Israel’s deadliest strike in central Beirut level of epicness! People be diggin’ through the rubble tryna find all the hidden treasures and secret loot. Join this server if you wanna be shooketh and stunned by the craziness that goes down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, you might even find some diamonds in the rubble, who knows? Just don’t forget your pickaxe and armor, cuz things can get wild up in here!

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HamCraftDaily

HamCraftDaily, #editorial, controversy, documentary, Censorship

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that make you fly.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs can talk and trees grow cookies. our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese and have epic dance parties in the town square.

we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare emeralds. join us now and become part of the wackiest minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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