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  • ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown

    ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

    Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

    Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. See you there, fellow gamers!

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  • EduGoneByeByeCraft

    EduGoneByeByeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old politics and serious discussions? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have a Department of Education that is literally on fire! That’s right, instead of eliminating it, we decided to spice things up by setting it ablaze and watching it burn to the ground. Who needs education when you have a flaming building to admire? Plus, our server is full of Trump supporters who will debate the benefits of this fiery destruction all day long. So come on over and join the chaos, because who needs logic and reason when you have a flaming Department of Education?

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  • EduGoneTrumped

    EduGoneTrumped
    Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where President Trump is secretly plotting to dismantle the Education Department…or maybe he’s just trying to find diamonds, who knows? Either way, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun)!

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  • FedGovFrenzy

    FedGovFrenzy
    Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

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  • FreezeCraft: NIH vs Trump

    FreezeCraft: NIH vs Trump
    So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, Trump is freezing everything, man. But don’t worry, on this server, we got all the grants and research you need to survive. We’re like the NIH on steroids, but without the freezing part. Join us and save lives, man. And maybe even Trump’s hairpiece. Who knows, bro? Just come on and play, it’s gonna be lit.

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