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ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown

Shutdown, Impact, Musks, influence, smp

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. See you there, fellow gamers!

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EduGoneByeByeCraft

EduGoneByeByeCraft, political decisions, Department of Education, educational system, government reform

Are you tired of boring old politics and serious discussions? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have a Department of Education that is literally on fire! That’s right, instead of eliminating it, we decided to spice things up by setting it ablaze and watching it burn to the ground. Who needs education when you have a flaming building to admire? Plus, our server is full of Trump supporters who will debate the benefits of this fiery destruction all day long. So come on over and join the chaos, because who needs logic and reason when you have a flaming Department of Education?

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EduGoneTrumped

Plans, Education reform, public schools, Education Department, controversial decisions

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where President Trump is secretly plotting to dismantle the Education Department…or maybe he’s just trying to find diamonds, who knows? Either way, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun)!

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FedGovFrenzy

Political Climate, government shutdown, bureaucracy, team dynamics, job security

Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

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FreezeCraft: NIH vs Trump

patients’ lives, trump, Grants, funding, Impact

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, Trump is freezing everything, man. But don’t worry, on this server, we got all the grants and research you need to survive. We’re like the NIH on steroids, but without the freezing part. Join us and save lives, man. And maybe even Trump’s hairpiece. Who knows, bro? Just come on and play, it’s gonna be lit.

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FedHunters Minecraft Server: Where even creepers fear the feds!

mass shootings, Server, Tragedy, criminal justice, federal agencies

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground base where we train feds to take down mass shooters in the virtual world! Join us and help us protect our pixelated community from any potential threats. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed and thrilling? Join now and be a hero in a blocky world like no other!

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BlockyKids Safe Haven

rape, survivors, education, Boys, Global

So, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from all the craziness of the real world, ya know? We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through fields of rainbows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But the best part is, like, we have a zero-tolerance policy for any kind of harassment or violence. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, man. So if you’re looking for a safe space to chill and build epic castles with your new best friends, then this server is the place to be.

Join us and help us create a world where everyone can just be themselves and have a blast without any of that negativity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

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Official Fossils & Archaeology

ender dragon, Dinosaur Park, archaeology, Vibrant Community, Dinosaurs

This server is the official home of the Fossils and Archaeology mod, providing a dedicated space for fans of prehistoric adventures to connect and play together.

The server is centered around the Fossils and Archaeology mod, with additional mods enhancing gameplay by adding unique features to vanilla Minecraft. These include biome adjustments, minor mechanics tweaks, and other improvements to create a rich, immersive experience.

Whether you’re braving the survival world to unearth ancient artifacts, collaborating to design and build dinosaur parks that could rival Isla Nublar, or uncovering powerful ancient weapons to take on the Ender dragon, Anu, or other players, the server offers endless possibilities for players to explore and enjoy.

Fossils and Archaeology brings dinosaurs back to life through an exciting process of discovering bones, extracting DNA, creating embryos, and hatching eggs. In addition to dinosaurs, players can encounter other prehistoric creatures like mammoths, Smilodon, terror birds, dodos, and more.

This server has been thriving since 2013 and continues to grow and evolve while maintaining a welcoming environment for all players. Join our vibrant Fossils and Archaeology community today! To get started, download the mod pack, check out the server list, or connect to us at:

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ArdoCraft

custom textures, Owners, Roleplay/survival, java, Survival

ArdoCraft is a Roleplay/Survival server, with mechanics similar to an MMORPG game in which you can unravel the server’s story or just meet new friends.

We have many items with custom textures, and even firearms! The team is activated, the owners care a lot about the players and are always willing to help, come have fun and discover everything there is to discover!

Available for both Bedrock and Java, although Java is preferred for compatibility reasons.

English: ArdoCraft is an offline mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server where you can roleplay and survive just like in an MMORPG! It features custom textures and firearms, adding new levels of fun! Plus, the team here is super active, and the owners really care about the players! ArdoCraft even supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, though Java gives the best experience. Come on in, have a blast, and explore everything this amazing server has to offer! Please note, its language is Portuguese.

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Ninja Tales Realms 1.20.6

creativity, Realms, storytelling, long tail, fanfic

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is like Naruto fanfiction on steroids!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate ninja battles in blocky pixel form!

We got jutsus, we got villages, we got chakra – basically, we got everything that made Naruto fanfiction so damn prolific!

You’ll be running around like a ninja on crack, fighting off creepers and zombies with your epic ninja skills!

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner ninja and dive into a world of pure chaos and awesomeness, then this server is the place for you!

Believe it, bro!

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