Federal – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown

AMERICANS, confusion, control, controversy, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Federal, federal agencies, Government, Impact, influence, innovation, leadership, Musks, Politics, power, Programs, questions, Shutdown, smp, society, speculation, Technology

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. See you there, fellow gamers!

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MicroDoseMania

1250, 2015, 2023, Alternative Medicine, AMERICANS, Cannabis, drug policy, Federal, Google Searches, growth, Interest, local ], loosening, mental health, MicroDoseMania, Microdosing, psychedelics, regulations, State, wellness

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, do I have the place for you!

Join our wacky world where the grass is neon green and the pigs wear sunglasses. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is infused with magical mushrooms and enchanted cannabis plants that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level.

Imagine riding a giant mushroom through the sky while battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of psychedelic flowers that shoot rainbows? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs boring old regulations when you can have a wild ride like this? Microdosing may be on the rise, but we’re taking it to a whole new level. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Crafty Criminals: Where breaking blocks is just the beginning!

Activity, Beginning, blocks, BREAKING, challenge, come get me feds, Crafty, criminal, Criminals., Dangerous, enforcement, Federal, forum, Government, illegal, ITT, law, Monitoring, ONLINE, post, provoke, Rebellion, Risky, Statements, Surveillance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We’ve got players running around like headless chickens, stealing each other’s diamonds, and causing chaos at every turn.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, wondering if the feds are coming to get you for your pixelated crimes. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a rumor of a dragon lurking in the depths of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness and mayhem of our lawless Minecraft world. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know who might be plotting against you.

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Revolting SMP: Where vanilla beans are semi-terrifying

Adventure, Beans, bedrock, Builder, Community, console, Economy, Enchantments, Explorer, friendship, Grief Prevention, java, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, semiterrifying, Server, smp, Vanilla

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants	Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
🛡️ Grief Prevention	Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win	Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
💼 Jobs	Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
🏪 Player Shops	Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
🗺️ Quests	Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
🔧 And A Lot More	Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused	Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
Friendly Environment	Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
Constant Updates	Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
Balanced Economy	Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
24/7 Uptime	Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)

Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft Click “Multiplayer” Click “Add Server” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)

Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab Click “Add Friend” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) Click “Add Friend” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

SlowShotz Minecraft Server

#youtube, firearms, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, gunfight, gunshots, Minecraft, multiple gunshots, quick kill, rifle accuracy, rifle shooting, s&s, seconds later, self defense, Server, shooter killed, shooter neutralized, shooting incident, slow rifle shots, SlowShotz, Surveillance Footage, Video

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of slow rifle shots! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, out of nowhere, you hear the unmistakable sound of three slow rifle shots. But fear not, because mere seconds later, the shooter is taken down in a flurry of multiple gunshots. How did SS manage to kill the shooter so quickly, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret weapon up their sleeve… or maybe they’re just really good at Minecraft PVP.

Join our server for a chance to experience epic battles, crazy plot twists, and maybe even uncover the mystery of SS’s lightning-fast reflexes. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary sharpshooter of the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Kiara’s Kooky Craft – Minecraft Server

art source, Atlanta, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, CHIMERA stream, Craft, end of year live, Fire N Ice, Football Euros Finale Watchalong, Hero For a Day, Hero For a Day stream, HoloFes performances, Hololive English Concert, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, jakarta, Kiaras, Kings Theatre Brooklyn, Kiwawa, Kooky, Korean DO U, Kuala Lampur, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, new york, OffKai Archive, Pineapple MV, PointofView, Previous thread, Retrospective MV, reunion, Seishun Archive, Server, Singapore, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, The Great Wanderer MV, wawa, Wawa in Europe, Wildcard

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the fun!

We have regular events like Creeper Taming Tuesdays and Zombie Dance Parties on Fridays. Plus, our moderators are actual wizards who can turn your pickaxe into a diamond-spewing machine!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community in the world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

Argument, BMI, Comments.., culture, dinner table, DISRESPECTFUL, double chin, family, gained weight, healthy, lighthearted joke, looking out, mom, MomSaidNoMinecraftServer, overreact, overweight, sister, sweets, vacation, vacation eating

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

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MotherInLawBattleRoyale

Apology, Apple, baby, cranky, Dinner, family, fertility journey, Fight, Formula, grievances, kale, lettuce, mother-in-law, MotherInLawBattleRoyale, NEGATIVE, Peace, photos, Smile, SWEET, Tone, Videos

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to feed your virtual baby apples without your permission! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the time when your mother-in-law gave your baby an apple without asking!

On our server, you can raise your voice as much as you want without consequences, just like the time you snapped at your mother-in-law for stealing your baby’s first taste of sweetness. We encourage players to stand their ground and demand apologies for apple-related incidents!

But don’t worry, we also promote forgiveness and moving on from small things, just like when your mother-in-law suggested you should forgive each other for the sake of peace. Join us for a server full of family drama, awkward dinners, and unresolved grievances – it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

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Grown-Up Gamers Minecraft Server

adulting, Adults, Authority Figures, Coming of Age, Gamers, generational divide, growing up, grownup, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parental guidance, parental perspective, perspective shift, Server, teen angst, Teen Drama, teen movie, teen rebellion, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, teenage years, wisdom with age, youth culture

Are you tired of feeling like the only responsible one in a sea of reckless teenagers? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where adults rule the land! No more dealing with angsty drama or immature behavior – here, the grown-ups are in charge and ready to show those kids how it’s done. Build your own adult-sized empire, complete with sophisticated architecture and refined taste. Who needs high school drama when you can have a mature and classy gaming experience? Join us now and unleash your inner adulting skills!

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TrumpedCraft: The Election Edition

Assassination, Campaign, Candidate, consequences, controversy, current events, debate, Democracy, Edition, election, Government, gun control, Impact, media coverage, Politics, president, public opinion, SECURITY, Shooting, trump, TrumpedCraft, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most bizarre events can impact the outcome of the game! Join us and witness the chaos as players navigate through a world where Trump being shot could actually determine if he wins the election in-game. Will his character miraculously survive and secure victory, or will the players have to deal with the aftermath of a presidential assassination in Minecraft? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

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SeaWars Minecraft Server

aggressive actions, China, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, disputed sea, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hostilities, international relations, maritime security, military tensions, Minecraft, naval standoff, peace negotiations, regional stability, SeaWars, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, united states, US

so, like, u know how china be all up in everyone’s bizness in da sea, right? well, dis server be like da opposite of dat. we be all chill and peaceful and stuff. no aggressive actions here, just pure minecraft fun, ya feel me? come join us and escape da drama of da real world. plus, we got a secret underwater base where we throw epic parties with dolphins and turtles. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

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NatoCraft – China vs Russia

accusations, Alliance, China, Conflict, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, NATOcraft, political tensions, response, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Statement

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, china just hit back at nato over some russia drama and u know it’s gonna be lit af in here. like, imagine building ur own little communist village and defending it from nato spies with ur trusty diamond sword. plus, the admins are like actual ninjas so u never know when they’re gonna pop up and prank u with a bunch of exploding chickens. it’s a total warzone but in a fun way, ya feel me? so come join us and let’s show nato who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

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SpeedyCraftUSA

#Automotive, acceleration, American drivers, Awareness, CAR, car performance, Driving, driving habits, ignorance, knowledge, road regulations, road safety, SPEED, Speed limits, speed testing, SpeedyCraftUSA, Transportation, unawareness, US, vehicle capabilities, Vehicles

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, most peeps in the US don’t even know how fast their car can drive, but on this server, you can race your minecart at lightning speed and feel the adrenaline rush like never before!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of derpy chickens wearing armor. You gotta be quick and sneaky to snatch those diamonds before the chickens peck your eyes out!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the Nether realm. It’s like a fiery warzone with lava pits and flying pigs armed with golden swords. Only the bravest and craziest players survive to tell the tale!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and experience all the wackiness and chaos that awaits you! Let’s get this party started, baby!

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