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ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown

AMERICANS, confusion, control, controversy, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Federal, federal agencies, Government, Impact, influence, innovation, leadership, Musks, Politics, power, Programs, questions, Shutdown, smp, society, speculation, Technology

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Items Found:	3985
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ores Mined:	8284	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. See you there, fellow gamers!

MicroDoseMania

1250, 2015, 2023, Alternative Medicine, AMERICANS, Cannabis, drug policy, Federal, Google Searches, growth, Interest, local ], loosening, mental health, MicroDoseMania, Microdosing, psychedelics, regulations, State, wellness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	578
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crops Grown:	4412

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, do I have the place for you!

Join our wacky world where the grass is neon green and the pigs wear sunglasses. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is infused with magical mushrooms and enchanted cannabis plants that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level.

Imagine riding a giant mushroom through the sky while battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of psychedelic flowers that shoot rainbows? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs boring old regulations when you can have a wild ride like this? Microdosing may be on the rise, but we’re taking it to a whole new level. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Criminals: Where breaking blocks is just the beginning!

Activity, Beginning, blocks, BREAKING, challenge, come get me feds, Crafty, criminal, Criminals., Dangerous, enforcement, Federal, forum, Government, illegal, ITT, law, Monitoring, ONLINE, post, provoke, Rebellion, Risky, Statements, Surveillance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We’ve got players running around like headless chickens, stealing each other’s diamonds, and causing chaos at every turn.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, wondering if the feds are coming to get you for your pixelated crimes. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a rumor of a dragon lurking in the depths of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness and mayhem of our lawless Minecraft world. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know who might be plotting against you.

ThePrequelKatiaCraft SMP

3d model, Adventure, Anonfiles, archived.moe, desuarchive, ending, FANTASY, interactive storytelling, Katia Thread, Kaz Stream Archive, Kaz Streams, mega.nz, neocities, prequel, Previous thread, QST, Roleplaying, Shittyquests, smp, Sprung a Leak Edition, ThePrequelKatiaCraft, Trash

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where anything goes and nothing is off limits.

Have you ever wanted to build a giant toilet house? Or maybe ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on this server, those are just everyday occurrences.

Our quests are so ridiculous, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how they even came to be. From finding the rarest block in the game to taming a wild ocelot with a fish named Gerald, our quests will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And let’s not forget about our leaky base – that’s right, our entire server is built on a giant leaky ship that’s constantly flooding. But don’t worry, we’ve got buckets for days and a team of expert builders ready to patch up any leaks that come our way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how crazy things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or dry)!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, Birthday Party, consequences, difficult decisions, discipline, emotional stability, emotional toll., family, family relationships, financial support, love and attention, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, PixelPals, Server, sibling, sibling dynamics, single parent, tough love, unplanned pregnancy, unruly behavior

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like my niece’s behavior.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on unpredictability and enjoy a good challenge. Just like trying to reason with a toddler who thinks it’s hilarious to throw your belongings in the pool.

Join us for a unique experience where consequences are thrown out the window, just like my sister’s discipline tactics. Who needs rules when you can have endless fun causing chaos?

So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Because let’s face it, dealing with my family drama is nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find here.

NoBroInLawNoStayGF

Affair, Birthday Party, brother-in-law, Divorce, family, file for divorce, Filed, Girlfriend, Hotel, husband, Intentions, Kids, NoBroInLawNoStayGF, not welcome, separation, stay elsewhere, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, Waiting, Wife

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	New Chunks Explored:	193285
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your brother-in-law’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you forget all about Charles and his shenanigans.

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.

And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

cellversemc

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	474	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

cellversemc is a one of a kind minecraft prisons server, we offer a unique experience never seen before, we are a team of dedicated minecraft players aiming to make a minecraft server that we enjoy playing.

play.cellversemc.com

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

bioengineering, bioethics, clone armies, CloneCraft, Cloning, cloning debate, controversial technology, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human cloning, iyc, mass cloning, Minecraft, moral implications, Science, science fiction, Server, societal impact, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Meteorites Collected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Votes:	7988	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just the same old, same old? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where clone armies roam the land, battling it out in epic wars for dominance. Join our server and become the ultimate clone commander, leading your army to victory with your strategic skills and cunning tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground lab where you can create your own clones to join your army. Want a clone that can shoot lasers from its eyes? No problem! How about a clone that can fly and breathe fire? We’ve got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, chaotic server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead your clone army to victory and become the ultimate ruler of the land. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun blowing stuff up with your laser-eyed clones. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

BuddyTheLuckyMiner – Minecraft SMP

Blessed, blessed man, buddy, BuddyTheLuckyMiner, Fortunate, fortunate guy, fortunate individual, fortunate man, fortunate person, good fortune, Grateful, grateful man, Lucky, lucky charm, lucky fellow, lucky guy, lucky individual, lucky man, man, Minecraft, smp, thankful, thankful man

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Buddy is a lucky man because he stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rainstorms, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (but we told him nah, we don’t need that drama). So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to single player mode).

KalinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

Baltic Sea, Baltic states, blocks, border tensions, defense policy, demilitarization, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical situation., international relations, KalinCraft, kaliningrad, Kursk region, Lithuanian Defense Minister, military conflict, military maneuvers, military presence, military strategy, nato, regional stability, russian federation, security concerns, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1413
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Void Gems Collected:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the demilitarization of Kaliningrad but with a twist! instead of fighting in the Kursk region, we battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and crazy challenges!

imagine defending your territory against a horde of creepers while the Russian Federation tries to take over your land! it’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited respawns!

our server is the perfect place for adrenaline junkies who love a good challenge and want to test their skills in a unique and exciting way. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the most epic battle of your minecraft life!

MoonClockSyncCraft

celestial bodies, clock rates, Clocks, Earth, estimate, gravitational effects, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonClockSyncCraft, relativistic framework, research, scientists, Space missions, space technology, synchronization, synchronization methods, synchronization techniques, time accuracy, time measurement, time synchronization, timekeeping

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the clocks on the earth and the moon are totally in sync. like, how crazy is that? you can be mining diamonds on the moon and it’s the same time as on earth. it’s like time travel, but without the time travel.

join this server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life. build a house on the moon and watch the sunrise at the same time as your friend on earth. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and endermen.

come join us for a relativistic framework to estimate clock rates on the moon. it’s like einstein meets steve from minecraft. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.

Rosemi’s 10-Hour Minecraft Server

10hour, anticipation, Community, Content Creator, Dedicated, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, Live Stream, Live streaming, long hours, Minecraft, missing, ONLINE, online presence, Rosemi, Rosemis, Server, social media, Stream, Streamer, twitch, video games, Waiting

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	2851
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of waiting for Rosemi’s next stream? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll never have to miss Rosemi again because she’s actually our resident DJ, blasting sick beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare “Rosemi Rose” flower in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

FemkekCraft SMP: The Cuckitini Chronicles

athletes, Athletics, Chronicles, Competition, controversy, Cuckitini, disagreement, Femkek Cuckitini, FemkekCraft, mixed relay, opinion, regulations, relay baton, relay event, relay exchange, Relay Race, relay team, rules, smp, sports, sprinting, Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, team event, track and field

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a chance encounter with a diamond-encrusted llama!

We once had Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone try to join our server, but she couldn’t handle the intensity of our PvP battles and had to retreat to her peaceful single-player world. And don’t even get us started on the time we tried to organize a mixed relay race in Minecraft – let’s just say things got a little chaotic when someone accidentally summoned a horde of creepers onto the track.

So, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity, come join our Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules (except for no griefing, of course). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!