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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9700 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 324 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8445 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
