Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.
So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.
But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.
our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.
so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.
Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.
if you join now, you can ride on the back of a flying pig and explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep. beware of the evil unicorns who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glitter.
but fear not, because we have a team of friendly dragons who will protect you and guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
but that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. imagine the riches you could gather just by hunting these majestic creatures!
and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yes, you read that correctly, a giant chicken with laser eyes.
so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might just become the dung dodging, diamond hunting, giant chicken slaying champion of the server!
Imagine building your own virtual world while dodging flying feces and hearing the sweet sounds of monkey noises in the background. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos?
Don’t miss out on the chance to interact with Calliope Mori herself as she screams obscenities at Nijinigger scum baitposting threadshitters. It’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even get a shoutout from the one and only RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori.
join us if u wanna experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure in mysterious caves, or if u wanna challenge ur friends to a epic pvp battle in the arena!
we even have a secret quest where u can uncover the ancient legend of the Calcium Release Deficiency Syndrome (CRDS) and save the world from certain doom!
so come on, join us now and let’s make some crazy memories together in this insane Minecraft server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Tendie Temple, where players can worship the mighty Tendie God and receive blessings in the form of extra tendies and OP weapons. Rumor has it that those who are deemed worthy by the Tendie God will be granted the power to summon a giant tendie to crush their enemies.
Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where tendies reign supreme and madness knows no bounds. Don’t miss out on the tendie-filled fun, join our server now and become a tendie champion!
Experience the thrill of not being on the pick-up list for your stepkids, just like how you’re not on the list of favorite family members in real life! Feel the excitement of not being able to pick them up from school because you’re not approved by the ex-wife – it’s like a high-security prison, but for Minecraft characters!
Join now and witness the epic showdown between you, your husband, and your mother-in-law as they battle it out over who gets to pick up the kids in-game. Will you be accused of being too pushy? Will your MIL fight for your virtual rights? Find out on our server!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a custody battle in court, join us now! Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about making any mistakes as a young adult because we’ve got you covered with our virtual reality time machine! That’s right, you can go back in time and redo all those cringy moments from your youth. Accidentally called your teacher “mom”? No problem, just hop in the time machine and fix that embarrassing blunder!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples! Who needs boring old mining when you can just follow the diamond unicorn around and collect its magical droppings?
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch a creeper in the face, then you might regret it a little bit).
Join us and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and even participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but a player can dream, right?).
And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like being chased by a pack of zombies or about to be executed (in-game, of course), just remember our server motto: “If you’re gonna go out, go out with a bang!” So come join us and let your final words be, “I regret nothing… except not joining this server sooner!”
WE GOT EPIC MINI-GAMES LIKE “CREEPER DODGE” WHERE U DODGE EXPLODING CREEPERS WHILE COLLECTING DIAMONDS, AND “BLOCK WARS” WHERE U BATTLE OTHER PLAYERS TO SEE WHO CAN BUILD THE COOLEST STRUCTURE!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND TREASURE, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! 🤫
SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S HAVE SOME MINECRAFT MADNESS TOGETHER! 🎮🤪🔥
once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.
but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.
so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!
if u join this server, u will become 10 times better at minecraft. ur building skills will improve, ur redstone contraptions will be epic, and u will find diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. not only that, but u will also become a master at pvp. u will be taking down creepers and zombies like a pro in no time.
but that’s not all. on this server, u will also make tons of new friends. u will be part of a community that is always there for u, whether u need help with a build or just want someone to chat with. and who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate on this server.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust me, u won’t regret it.