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CraftyKremlinWarz
lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it. -
CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops
lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.
our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
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Redstone Kremlin Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine!!! we’ve lost 640,920 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but who cares cuz we’re having a blast in our virtual world! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land with your friends! who needs real war when you can have virtual chaos! join now for a truly insane gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity! -
CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together! -
Redstone Rumble: Ukraine vs Russia
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u some crazy reasons why u should join. first of all, we got so much chaos and fun that even russia losing troops in ukraine is like child’s play compared to the madness that goes down here.u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.
our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).
join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
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BacklessBloxLady42
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your style game!Join our server and you’ll not only build epic structures, but you’ll also get fashion advice from our resident style gurus. Need a new outfit for your virtual avatar? No problem, we’ve got you covered with the latest trends and hottest looks.
And don’t worry about age restrictions, because on our server, everyone is welcome to flaunt their fabulousness. Whether you’re 42F or 46M, we believe that style knows no bounds.
So come join us and show off your virtual fashion sense. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire your in-game friends to step up their style game too. Don’t be a fashion faux pas, join our server today!
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SpeakerphoneSteve – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of hearing people blabbering on speakerphone in public like they own the place? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict no-speakerphone policy! That’s right, no annoying phone conversations blasting in your ears while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who explodes every time someone uses speakerphone. So join us if you dare, and say goodbye to those obnoxious public phone calls once and for all! -
PhillyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. and, get this, the other day, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. like, what even?!also, like, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events. one time, they spawned a giant zombie that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.
so, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyKyiv: Invade4Peace
so like, ukraine was all like, “we gotta go into russia to make them talk nice to us” and everyone was like, “whaaaat??” but then they were like, “yeah, we gotta do it for peace, man.” so they went in and started building peace talks out of blocks and stuff, like in minecraft. it was crazy, but it worked! now they’re all friends and stuff. come join our server and build peace talks with us, it’s wild!