Do you have a fear of heights? Don’t worry, on our server, you can build your sky base as high as you want without any risk of falling. We have gravity-defying blocks that will keep you safe and sound.
Are you terrified of the dark? Well, on our server, the night time is actually a party! We have disco balls hanging from the sky, mobs break out into dance battles, and the moon even turns into a giant glowing lantern.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your fears into fun and laughter, join us now! Who knew facing your fears could be so entertaining?
Are you scared of falling into lava and losing all your precious items? Don’t worry, on our server, lava is actually a hot tub where you can relax and rejuvenate your Minecraft character! Join us for a spa day in the lava hot tub and never worry about losing your items again!
Are you terrified of the dark and all the monsters that come out at night? Well on our server, the monsters throw a dance party every night and invite you to join in on the fun! Come boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and creepers in a monster mash like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Frostfire and Sunfury spells that will make you the most powerful mage in all of Minecraft. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.
Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)
Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.
Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.
So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.
Join us for a wild ride of role-playing and absurdity as you navigate through a world where the unexpected is the norm. Build your own empire, form alliances, and maybe even overthrow the system (if you’re feeling rebellious).
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.
Join us and leave behind the stressful world of minimum 3 years of experience and junior position listings. In our server, the only language you need to be fluent in is Minecraft speak (which consists of a lot of “oofs” and “hmmms”).
And get this, instead of a measly $800/month salary, you can earn diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite just by playing the game! Who needs a real job when you can be a Minecraft millionaire?
So come join us and start living your best blocky life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the CEO of our server and rule over all the pixelated lands with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).
Join us and say goodbye to those uncomfortable moments when your dad’s wife jumps on you for a hug that lasts way too long. Here, the only thing jumping on you will be friendly Minecraft mobs, ready to help you on your quest to build the ultimate blocky empire.
No more tantrums thrown over refusing kisses, just pure, unadulterated fun as you explore our server and make new friends. And don’t worry, our virtual hugs are strictly PG-rated and come with no strings attached.
So come on in and leave behind those invasive questions about your dating life, because on our server, the only thing we’re interested in is helping you craft the perfect gaming experience. Join now and let the adventures begin!
we also got this crazy story about a group of creepers who formed a biker gang and now they roam the server, causin’ chaos wherever they go. they ride around on motorcycles made out of TNT and leather armor, blowin’ up anything in their path. but if u join our server, u can join forces with them and become a part of the most explosive gang in all of minecraft!
oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? yeah, that’s right. zombies, skeletons, even the ender dragon, they all come to get down on the dance floor. and if u join our server, u can be the DJ and spin some sick beats for all the mobs to groove to.
so what are u waitin’ for? come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life!
I know, right? Like, who even thinks of that stuff? But hey, now we can like, build our own chromosome structures in the game and stuff. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. Plus, there’s like, special quests where you gotta find rare chromosomes hidden in the world.
So come on, join the fun and let’s get chromosomin’!
Welcome to Kingsland, your ultimate 24/7 lifesteal experience! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging environment where every moment counts. Battle formidable foes, raid challenging dungeons, and test your survival skills in a server that never sleeps. Our community thrives on cooperation and competition, ensuring a lively and supportive atmosphere for both seasoned players and newcomers. Join us now and see how long you can last with the thrill of lifesteal at your fingertips!
play.kingsland.fun:30004
Kivistöcraft is a Finnish survival Minecraft server designed mainly for the residents of Kivistö. Here you can play with people nearby and find new friends. Kivistöcraft also works partially like the Anarchy servers, that is, anyone can build anything, anywhere. Or destroy anything, anywhere, i.e. the community is free to influence the events of the server.
We also have our own texture pack with a bit of local humor, and a high-quality anticheat to prevent excessive damage. In other words, all external hacked clients are banned on the server for the sake of playing as evenly as possible.
188.42.41.94
neongrief.mclan.ru
Our new Minecraft server will open soon you can expact full minecraft experiense with teams pvp kingdoms shops and more.Join our Discord and invite your friends to play on the server.For now the server is whitelisted and we like to keep it that way we will manually accept invites on discord
This server is for Adults Only
game-epyc-02.etheron.eu:38558
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally summoned a horde of angry chickens instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and feathers were flying everywhere.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Some say it grants wishes, while others claim it’s just a myth. Who knows what secrets it holds?
So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you see a player with skin that looks like a middle school desk, run for the hills. They’re probably up to no good.