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  • UnsettledSteve in Minecraft SMP

    UnsettledSteve in Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. This server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary golden potato and fight off a horde of zombie villagers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft master. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many buckets of lava). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

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  • CraftyFascismAlert

    CraftyFascismAlert
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life politics and historical fascism? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies! Our server is a safe haven from the alarming trends of the real world, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends.

    Join us and experience the joy of punching trees, building giant statues of Steve, and riding pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why wait? Leave the real world behind and come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who needs historical fascism when you can have blocky fun instead?

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  • SnitchCraft2021

    SnitchCraft2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no food throwing, spitting, or inappropriate helicopter maneuvers here. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any of the bullying or drama you might encounter elsewhere.

    Join us for a chance to start fresh in a virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be. No snitches allowed, just a group of players looking to have a good time and support each other. So leave the real world behind and come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs GCSEs when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe?

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  • TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear

    TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear
    lol come join our minecraft server where we protect u from trump’s evil plans to destroy europe!!! build ur own fortress to keep out the orange menace and team up with other players to fight off his twitter attacks!!! we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons to help u in ur quest to save the world from the tangerine tyrant!!! join now before it’s too late and europe is turned into a giant combover!!! #notrumpallowed #savetheworld #minecraftresistance

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  • AntiVaxCraft: Don’t let your pixels catch the plague!

    AntiVaxCraft: Don’t let your pixels catch the plague!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as an unvaccinated child’s immune system? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question all your life choices, just like anti-vaxxers do every day. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly diseases while building your dream world. Who needs vaccines when you have diamond armor, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than a measles outbreak at a hippie commune!

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  • Stabbed Space Invasion

    Stabbed Space Invasion
    come join our epic minecraft server where being stabbed is a contusion intrusion! why would you want to be anywhere else when you can experience the thrill of getting stabbed and surviving like a boss?

    we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like unlimited diamonds or a pet ender dragon.

    if you’re not convinced yet, just know that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while you mine for resources.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • GrindrCraft Minecraft Server

    GrindrCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy coworker story.

    Imagine logging on to our server and being greeted by a coworker who thinks they saw you on Grindr! Talk about a plot twist! And don’t worry, our server is so intense that you won’t even have time to check your phone during gameplay.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might even uncover some scandalous secrets, just like our friend who found out their coworker was being indecent towards them. It’s like playing Minecraft and watching a reality TV show at the same time!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this coworker drama, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world. And remember, keep it professional…or not, we’re not judging!

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  • AnimalDeathMatch

    AnimalDeathMatch
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only penalty you’ll face is choosing which animal will be your demise! Join us for a wild adventure where you can pick from a variety of crazy creatures to meet your end. Will you choose the ferocious Ender Dragon to go out in a blaze of glory? Or maybe the mischievous Creeper for a explosive send-off? The choice is yours, and the stakes are high! So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate animal showdown.

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  • SassySavings Minecraft Server

    SassySavings Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where money grows on trees! Join us and experience the thrill of spending like there’s no tomorrow, just like the OP’s mom.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual mansion with unlimited funds, just like OP’s mom does in real life. Don’t worry about running out of money, because here, the sky’s the limit! And if you ever find yourself short on cash, just ask your fellow players for a loan, just like OP’s dad does from their siblings.

    Join us now and experience the drama and turmoil of a dysfunctional family, all while building epic structures and exploring new worlds in Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you have this server to escape to? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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  • Aliens Take Me To Your Leader

    Aliens Take Me To Your Leader
    Yo, imagine if aliens pulled up to Earth and were like “yo, take me to your leader.” Bro, we would be so screwed! But don’t worry, on this server, we got your back. We got a secret bunker full of diamond armor and enchanted weapons ready to take on any extraterrestrial threat. Join us and become part of the intergalactic resistance squad! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who can do the moonwalk. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show those aliens who’s boss!

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