Are you tired of boring old servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the bomb dot com! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
We’ve got more action-packed events than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion. Want to reenact the American Civil War with a twist? We’ve got you covered! Build your own army of zombie soldiers and fight for control of the battlefield. Who needs history books when you can experience it firsthand in Minecraft?
But that’s not all! Our server is so lit, it makes the sun jealous. Join us for insane treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and a chance to win fabulous prizes that will make your friends green with envy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the ride of your life!
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /eien/ – EIEN Project General for a wild ride filled with dorky mecha fans, loud GFEs, unhinged tomboys, and ironic weebs. Our Gen 1 Museia crew includes Skye Shinryu, who loves action games and drawing, and Kilia Kurayami, who enjoys horror games and ASMR. And don’t even get us started on our Gen 2 Haven squad – Zumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who’s all about indie and retro games, Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who can’t get enough of Nier, and Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman who’s a speedrunning queen.
But wait, there’s more! Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who’s into League, Animal Crossing, and Halo, will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re not sold yet, just listen to our epic songs like “EIEN” and “Museia” – they’ll have you grooving in no time.
So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure at /eien/ – EIEN Project General, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the blocky world!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?
Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!
Are you tired of being shamed for being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further, our server is a safe haven for all the virgin gamers out there! Normies beware, we don’t tolerate any gaslighting or toxic attitudes towards our fellow virgins. Join us and let’s build a world where virgin shaming is a thing of the past. Don’t let the normies get you down, join our server and let your virgin flag fly high!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, worry no more because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t care about your feelings or political correctness, we just want to have a good time.
Join us if you want to build a giant statue of Pepe the Frog, mine for rare diamonds while dodging creepers dressed as Antifa protesters, or engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but enchanted golden carrots.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no snowflake” policy, so if you can’t handle a little trolling or trash talk, then this server is not for you. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for some chaotic fun!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – everyone on this server has a vagina! That’s right, no boring old sausage parties here, just a bunch of badass vaginas building, mining, and slaying creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vagina Diamond Mine, where instead of diamonds, you’ll find rare and precious Vagina Diamonds that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself was banished from our server because he couldn’t handle the power of all these vaginas in one place. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of underwear – things can get pretty crazy around here.
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for epic battles, like Yoru vs Denji in a fistfight where anything goes – even losing is a win because the loser gets a special prize! Our server is so wild, you never know what’s going to happen next. Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
Are you tired of living in a world where you think America is the bad guy? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ll show you the truth – America is the ultimate hero! Join us and witness epic battles where American flags rain down from the sky, bald eagles swoop in to save the day, and apple pies magically appear in your inventory. So come on, join us and embrace your inner patriot! 🇺🇸🦅🍎
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!
Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!
The ForgerySMP is a brand-new Minecraft server! We have built our community on strong morals of being; friendly to new players, respectful, and honest. This community we have built is one of the most friendly and newbie-friendly places on minecraft! I assure you, The ForgerySMP is the right place for you. Why? – You may be asking, We offer free perks, crates, and ranks to active players. The economy is completely player-based so there is NO set economy!!
“Kitty MC” is a Minecraft server that has been designed specifically for Iranian players. Similar to servers from other countries, Kitty MC offers a variety of features such as crate systems, economy systems, claim systems, chat games, and much more. One of the main benefits of playing on Kitty MC is that it provides a community for Iranian players to engage with each other in a shared gaming experience. Additionally, the server offers a safe and moderated environment for players to explore and build in, without the worry of griefing or other negative actions. Kitty MC also provides a unique gameplay experience with its custom features, which includes mini-games, quests, and events that players can participate in. These features help to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting, while also encouraging player interaction and collaboration. Overall, Kitty MC is a great choice for Iranian Minecraft players who are looking for a fun and engaging server to play on, with a strong community and unique gameplay features.
FilthyMC is a professional Minecraft network with a laid back approach. Our goal is to offer our players an enjoyable time on the server through our different game modes. So far we have our Guilds server. We have plans to develop more game modes in the future, such as SMP, Skyblock, and Drug Factions.
As of right now we are working tirelessly to introduce custom dungeons along with new servers.
Join today while we are still small! You’ll have the opportunity to stock up on resources and be ready for our full release to the public!
Riot Network is a new Minecraft Network consisting of a few popular gamemodes such as Survival, Skyblock, HCF, and Kits! As of the moment though, only Survival is up and running.
