๐ถ๐ซ Tired of rude dog owners ruining your breakfast plans? Come to our server where there are NO golden retrievers allowed at the hostess stand! We promise no barking dogs will make your kids cry here! ๐ซ๐ถ
๐คฏ๐ฑ One time, a player’s daughter was scared of a virtual dog in our server and the owner snapped at them to shut their kid up! Can you believe the nerve?! But don’t worry, we kicked that player out faster than you can say “inconsiderate bitch”! ๐ฑ๐คฏ
๐๐ So join us now for a wild ride of crazy encounters and outrageous drama! Who needs breakfast when you can have all this excitement in our Minecraft world? ๐๐
๐พ๐ฅ Don’t be an asshole like that dog owner, come play with us and have a blast! See you in the game, where the only thing barking is our friendly virtual wolves! ๐ฅ๐พ