Blockin’ Love Quest

Blockin, busy schedule, emotional baggage, fear of being hurt again, fear of commitment, fear of intimacy, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, high standards, lack of communication, lack of confidence, lack of opportunities, lack of self-love, Loneliness, love, past heartbreak, perfectionism, Quest, self-doubt, social anxiety, trust issues, unrealistic expectations, unresolved issues

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of being single because you spend all your time playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player 2 in a world full of pixelated romance and adventure. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and creepers to bond over? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections together!

BlockyLoveQuest

BlockyLoveQuest, fear of awkwardness, fear of being alone, fear of being hurt, fear of being judged, fear of being vulnerable, fear of change, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of rejection, fear of rejection from acquaintance, fear of rejection from classmate, fear of rejection from coworker, fear of rejection from crush, fear of rejection from friend, fear of ruining friendship, lack of confidence, overthinking, self-doubt, social anxiety, uncertainty

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Animals Bred:	137

Are you tired of being too shy to ask out your crush? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that if you ask someone out in-game and they say yes, you’ll have good luck in real life! It’s like a virtual love potion, but with blocks and creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and find your Minecraft soulmate!

FearOfCreepers Minecraft SMP

anxiety, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anxiety, embarrassing fear, embarrassing phobia, fear, fear of being judged, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of flying, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, FearOfCreepers, irrational fear, Minecraft, Phobia, smp, social anxiety

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4422
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you afraid of getting ganked by a pack of creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village square? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your embarrassing fears and turn them into hilarious moments of chaos and laughter!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and not take yourself too seriously. We have a community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and create epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So if you’re ready to face your fears head-on and embrace the craziness that is our server, then come on over and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Who knows, you might just discover that your most embarrassing fear is actually your greatest source of entertainment!

LoveCrafted

Chinese heterosexuals, dating anxiety, fear of abandonment, fear of being alone, fear of being left behind., fear of being single, fear of being unlovable, fear of being unwanted, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of inadequacy, fear of intimacy, fear of judgment, fear of loneliness, fear of rejection, LoveCrafted, online dating apps, relationship anxiety, relationship motivation, romantic disillusionment, romantic relationships

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragons Tamed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

OMG u guiz u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! like, if u scared of being alone and stuff, dis is da place 4 u! u gonna have so much fun u won’t even remember wat being single feels like!

u gonna b so motivated to find love on dis server, like u gonna b swiping right on every creeper and skeleton u see! and get dis, u gonna have like, zero disappointment when u find ur minecraft soulmate! it’s like magic or sumthin!

so come on and join us on dis server, where being single is a thing of da past and love is just a block away! u won’t regret it, we promise!

CraftyLoveCraft

Commitment, Communication, CraftyLoveCraft, dating apps, emotional baggage, emotional unavailability, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ghosting, hookup culture, instant gratification, lack of authenticity, lack of communication, lack of connection, modern dating, online dating, relationships, self-sabotage, societal pressures, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Our server is the perfect place to find love, or at least a new mining buddy. Plus, who needs a date when you can spend hours building the perfect castle together? So ditch the dating apps and join us for a truly explosive experience!

LoveCrafted

fear of abandonment, fear of being alone, fear of being cheated on, fear of being controlled, fear of being hurt, fear of being manipulated, fear of being misunderstood, fear of being taken advantage of, fear of being used, fear of betrayal, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of heartbreak, fear of intimacy, fear of loss, fear of opening up, fear of rejection, fear of trust, fear of vulnerability, LoveCrafted

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of your relationships being as unstable as a creeper in a lightning storm? Well fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your in-game relationships will be as strong as diamond armor! Join us and find your perfect player 2, whether you’re looking for a partner to mine diamonds with or someone to build a castle with. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join us and let’s craft a love story together!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

anxiety, Edition, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in relationships, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, fearcraft, irrational, irrational fear, irrational thoughts, Phobia

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?

FearlessFool Minecraft SMP

fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, FearlessFool, irrational fear, Minecraft, Phobia, silly fear, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Emeralds Found:	2340
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Join our Minecraft SMP and conquer your fear by blowing up creepers yourself! Our server is filled with explosive surprises around every corner, perfect for adrenaline junkies and thrill-seekers alike.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been terrified of running out of diamonds? Fear no more, because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like glittering confetti at a disco party. You’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

And if you’ve ever had a fear of heights, our server will cure you of that in no time. We have a skydiving mini-game where you can plummet from the highest heights and land safely in a pool of water below. It’s a real rush, let me tell you!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and face your fears head-on. Who knows, you might just come out the other side a braver, bolder player ready to take on anything the game throws at you.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, emotional baggage, emotional struggles, fear of commitment, fear of intimacy, fear of rejection, feeling inadequate, Insecurity, Loneliness, low self-esteem, Minecraft, personal growth, REJECTED, relationships, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self worth, self-doubt, self-sabotage, Server, toxic behavior, unworthy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of real-life relationships getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the woes of dating and focus on building the perfect blocky world instead.

We understand the struggle of feeling like you’re not good enough for anyone, but fear not! On our server, everyone is equal and accepted for who they are, even if that means being a noob at building.

Imagine a world where rejection doesn’t exist because everyone is too busy mining diamonds and battling creepers. That’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server.

So why waste time worrying about your love life when you can join us and become the master of your own virtual universe? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

NoFriendZone Minecraft SMP

busy schedules, communication skills, Cultural differences, fear of commitment, fear of judgment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, introversion, ISOLATION, lack of common interests, lack of confidence, lack of social skills, language barriers, Loneliness, Minecraft, NoFriendZone, past experiences, self esteem, shyness, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, trust issues

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and make friends faster than a creeper blowing up your house!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Seriously, we have a tree that literally drops diamonds. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs. Collect them all and become the ultimate egg collector!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a bunch of pixelated pals to play Minecraft with?

DroughtCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, climate change, drought, drought assistance, drought emergency, drought management, drought relief, drought relief efforts, drought response, DroughtCraft, environmental impact, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian crisis, Minecraft, natural disaster, POVERTY, regional bloc, relief efforts, Server, Southern Africa, Southern African Development Community, Water Crisis, water scarcity

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	121
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40

Yo, u know what’s hotter than the Sahara desert? THIS SERVER, YO! We got so much water, u won’t believe it! We got waterfalls, oceans, rivers, u name it! Come join us and escape the drought in Southern Africa, cuz we got all the water u need!

But wait, there’s more! We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts! And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds everywhere they go! It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here!

So what are u waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft server ever! Who needs Southern Africa when u got us, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

MissileMadnessCraft

Attack, Commander, Conflict, Defense, drone, extremist group, global relations, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile barrage, MissileMadnessCraft, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle when suddenly, BOOM! A drone comes out of nowhere and targets you! Why, you ask? Because you didn’t join our server yet, duh! We take PvP to a whole new level, with missile barrages and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Hezbollah commander in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!

ZambeziLungfishCraft

Africa, Ancient, Aquatic, Biodiversity, discovery, Evolution, Extinct, Ferganoceratodus edwardsi, fossil, fossilised tooth plate, identified, material, Mid-Zambezi Basin, new species, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Triassic lungfish, vertebrate, ZambeziLungfishCraft, zimbabwe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3772	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so lit that even ancient lungfish fossils are getting in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own epic base surrounded by prehistoric creatures like the Ferganoceratodus edwardsi lungfish. Will you befriend them or battle them for dominance? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so rad that even the fossils themselves are getting in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a fossilized tooth plate while mining for diamonds. Talk about a blast from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Fossils, lungfish, and endless laughs await you! Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🎉🦴🐟🔥

Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

1.21, adulting, application, astros, Community, Creative, Datapacks, Discord, Discord link, Events, Fabric, Hardware, hermitcraft, microphone, Minecrafters, PRETEND, procrastinate, Reach, ryzen, Server, smp, Uncrafting, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

About Us:

Server Type	Community-oriented SMP
Server Age	1 year
World Reset	No current plans for resets

Features:

Long-term vanilla world
Free creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff

Server Info:

Server Version	1.21
World Border	No border
Additional Features	Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

How to Join:

Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
How often does the world reset?	Only when voted upon by the players.
What is the server hardware?	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
Can I join if I’m under 18?	No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

Adversity, Challenging, Chaos, Crafty, declining, deteriorating, deteriorating condition, deteriorating situation, Difficult, getting, HARD, Hardship, It’s, just, Minecraft, Server, Struggle, TOUGH, tough times, Unbearable, WORSE, worsening, worsening condition, worsening situation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	5189	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

1824103659019628717, Bug Fix, Computer, Confirmed, Hardware, HIGH CROSS-CCD LATENCIES, latency issues, Minecraft, operating system, PC, Performance, POOZEN5, RyanSmithAT, smp, SMPyMcSMP, software, Status, system optimization., Tech, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, windows 10

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	72
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	86	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

Absurd, amusing, Aunties, awkward, BIZARRE, Comical, crazy, danceoff, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, funny, GatherCraft, hilarious, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, Ridiculous, Shocking.., smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	231	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

PixelatedUgly

Appearance, arrogance, attitude, bad manners, Behavior, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of ambition, lack of confidence, laziness, Negativity, Personality, PixelatedUgly, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, Unattractive, unkindness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Farms Harvested:	978	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Votes:	6521	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

HaniyehsSonGoneBoom

Assassination, cell phone, Claim, Conflict, Conspiracy, gaza, guided missile, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, HaniyehsSonGoneBoom, intelligence, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, political intrigue, Son, speculation, targeted killing, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	189	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Haniyeh’s son was playin’ Minecraft on his phone, right? And then outta nowhere, a freakin’ guided missile tracked his cell phone and BOOM, it took out the leader of Hamas! Like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? Join this server for the most epic battles and unexpected plot twists, yo! Who knows what other world leaders might get taken out next, haha! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

SilentCraft: Loudest Argument

Argument, arguments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, debate, disagreement, Expression, Listening, loudest, mediation, Négotiation, nonverbal, Peaceful, Quiet, resolution, Silence, SilentCraft, SPEECHLESS.., Understanding, vocalization

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

u know wat else is loud? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can join and BATTLE llamas with LASER EYES. yep, u heard me right. these llamas are sick of bein cute and fluffy so they got LASER EYES to take down any player who crosses their path. but dont worry, u can team up with the TALKING SHEEP who will help u defeat the evil llamas and conquer the land.

if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.

but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.

so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.

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