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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3661 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.
So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).