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NoFear News Server
LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE -
Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.
So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.
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Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world! -
GovtBabyAbort SMP
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
hey you! yes, YOU! do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? well, let me tell you why you should join our server!first of all, did you know that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens? that’s right, these chickens are the masterminds behind all the crazy adventures and quests you’ll go on in our server.
secondly, we have a hidden underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the city that will make you the richest player on the server.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? that’s right, you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between different parts of the island.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of talking chickens and diamond cities!
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PanicCraft: Don’t Be Manipulated!
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s, like, the best ever. like, seriously, it’s so good that even herobrine himself plays on it.we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and the mobs? oh man, they’re so dumb they’ll just walk right into lava without even realizing it.
also, did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named bacon? yeah, he’s, like, super chill and will give u free enchanted gear just for saying hi.
oh, and if u see a chicken riding a creeper, don’t worry, they’re just best friends. it’s totally normal here.
so, like, come join us and have the time of ur life. just watch out for the flying cows, they’re a little aggressive.
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Anti-Vaxxer’s Paradise
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower garden.Join us if you want to be a part of a community that’s been banned from every other server for being too hardcore. We’ve got players who can build a castle in five minutes flat and take down the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got secret underground societies, where players worship George Floyd and plot to open the gates of the Netherworld. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of players trying to force-feed each other suspicious potions that may or may not turn them into zombies.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a vine-covered jungle temple, come join us. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.