Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.
So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music? You won’t find that kind of excitement anywhere else!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!
First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!
So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!
first of all, did you know that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens? that’s right, these chickens are the masterminds behind all the crazy adventures and quests you’ll go on in our server.
secondly, we have a hidden underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the city that will make you the richest player on the server.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? that’s right, you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between different parts of the island.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of talking chickens and diamond cities!
we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and the mobs? oh man, they’re so dumb they’ll just walk right into lava without even realizing it.
also, did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named bacon? yeah, he’s, like, super chill and will give u free enchanted gear just for saying hi.
oh, and if u see a chicken riding a creeper, don’t worry, they’re just best friends. it’s totally normal here.
so, like, come join us and have the time of ur life. just watch out for the flying cows, they’re a little aggressive.
Join us if you want to be a part of a community that’s been banned from every other server for being too hardcore. We’ve got players who can build a castle in five minutes flat and take down the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got secret underground societies, where players worship George Floyd and plot to open the gates of the Netherworld. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of players trying to force-feed each other suspicious potions that may or may not turn them into zombies.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a vine-covered jungle temple, come join us. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.
Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where friendships are tested, alliances are formed, and betrayal is just around the corner. Will you be Team S or Team J? Choose wisely, because the drama is about to unfold like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations, insincere apologies, and accusations flying left and right. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join our server now and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest? Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you. See you in the game, drama lovers!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while staying sober! Who needs weed when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained? Plus, if you catch any players smoking in-game, you can report them to our virtual police force for a chance to win some epic loot!
So come on, join our server and say no to weed just like this pregnant player’s husband should! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual baby zombie to adopt as your own. It’s a wild world out there, so come join the fun!
Join us for wild cases involving creepers suing players for blowing them up, villagers getting into heated debates over trading prices, and Endermen filing complaints about being discriminated against for their teleportation abilities.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that Elon Musk himself will be online, handing out Dogecoins to players who can solve his riddles and challenges? So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outlandish Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
our server is like a therapy session for ur love life, except instead of talking about ur feelings, u just play minecraft and forget all ur problems! u can build a castle together and pretend ur in a fairy tale romance, or u can prank each other with TNT and laugh ur butts off!
we even have a special potion that makes ur partner think ur the most perfect person in the world, even if u accidentally fart in bed or forget to do the dishes! no more worrying about being dumped for being too narcissistic or picky, cuz we got u covered with our love potion!
so come join our server and say goodbye to “the ick” forever! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, amirite?
| Server Type | Modded Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.16.5 |
| Framework | Nations/Semi-Anarchy with light geopolitical roleplay |
| Main Mods | Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet, Terraforged |
Lords Of Soot is a modded survival Minecraft server with a Nations/Semi-Anarchy framework, allowing for geopolitical roleplay on a fictional continent set during the cold war.
Lords Of Soot has a history spanning nearly five years, with player-created cities, infrastructure, and industry on its current map.
The modpack includes Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet, and Terraforged, among others.
You can join using the IP mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:23001 and find the modpack on CurseForge. Join the Discord for more information.
Just like the bride in this story, we’ve had our fair share of family drama. But unlike this family, we won’t block you or ice you out for attending our server. In fact, we encourage you to bring your whole squad and build some epic structures together.
Don’t worry about choosing sides or feeling guilty for having a good time – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel guilty about is not joining sooner! So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready for a wedding-worthy celebration of creativity and friendship. Join us now and let the blocky fun begin!
We understand the struggle of trying to get a good night’s sleep with little ones, which is why we offer a peaceful and quiet environment for you to relax and unwind. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft world. Join now and build the room of your dreams – no arguments necessary!
Our server is a safe haven for those who have been traumatized by the obnoxious phone players of the world. We have created a community where everyone plays with their headphones on, ensuring a peaceful and serene gaming experience for all.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events, such as the annual “Phone Blaster” competition where players compete to see who can build the most elaborate structure to block out the sound of phone players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the annoying sounds of phone players forever!