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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8920 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 355 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!