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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2517 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5187 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Are you ready to grow through adversity and take on challenges that will test your limits? Our server is the perfect place for you to throw yourself into deep waters and see if you sink or swim (hopefully not literally, that would be a bit concerning).
Join us as we embark on this crazy journey together, where the goal is to survive for eight months (or however long we can hold out for, let’s be real). Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into along the way – from building epic structures to battling mobs, the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and let’s see if you have what it takes to Escape From Neetdom and emerge victorious! (Disclaimer: Mommy’s house not included in the game, sorry not sorry)
