Fcking Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Snail F*cking or Whale Eating Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3548	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as the number of snails you can… well, you know. But don’t worry, we also have a special whale buffet for those who prefer a more… filling meal.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Snail King who grants wishes to those brave enough to face his slimy wrath. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret underwater whale kingdom where you can ride majestic whales into battle against the evil Squidward army.

So, what are you waiting for? Choose your superpower wisely and join us for a wild ride filled with snails, whales, and a whole lot of Minecraft madness.

Minecraft SMP: The Fallout Bros – WE’RE BACK AND WE’RE STILL F*CKING AROUND

action, Adventure, bros, brotherhood, COMEBACK, cooperative play, dystopian, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Fallout, Fallout bros, Fcking, Gaming, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, post-apocalyptic, resurgence, smp, Survival, teamwork, Thrilling, Unity, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic party where anything goes!

Join us if you want to ride mutant chickens into battle, build a base inside a giant radioactive watermelon, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until a creeper blows you up, whichever comes first).

So grab your diamond pickaxe and your sense of humor, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one explosion at a time!

F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

FriendCraft Minecraft Server

Animated Friends, Cute Vtubers, Digital Friends, Friend, Friend-shaped Vtubers, FriendCraft, friendship, Interactive Vtubers, Minecraft, online connections, online friends, online gaming, online personalities, Server, social media, virtual avatars, virtual community, virtual friends, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old blocky characters? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Vtubers that are shaped like a Friend! That’s right, you can team up with virtual YouTubers who are literally shaped like your best buddy.

But that’s not all! These Vtubers come with special abilities like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride into battle. Imagine the looks on your enemies’ faces when they see you rolling up with a squad of Friend-shaped Vtubers ready to kick some blocky butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new Vtuber friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PhaseCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, PhaseCraft, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8675	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft with the most epic crew of virtual characters you’ve ever seen! From Lia the Lava Queen to Dizzy Dokuro, the Skeleton Slayer, we’ve got a lineup that will make your diamond pickaxe tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re not actually in the game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon with our crew, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the most epic Minecraft journey of your virtual life!

PotluckPanic: NoNaanNoParty

atmosphere, awkward, Chinese food, chowmein, Comments.., Cooking, cultural background, Dhokla, Diversity, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, Gujrati food, indian food, Indian recipes, instagram, Manager, micro-aggressions, NoNaanNoParty, potluck, PotluckPanic, remarks, tiktok

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Divine Spears Created:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Emeralds Found:	2916
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magic Items Found:	3542
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and awkward potlucks? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe space where you can escape from micro-aggressions and enjoy building your own virtual world without any unwarranted remarks about your cultural background. Plus, our community is all about embracing diversity, so you can feel free to express yourself however you want.

And if you’re craving some Indian food, don’t worry! Our virtual kitchen has all the chow mein and dhokla you could ever want, without any judgment or entitlement. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can just relax and have fun, no matter where they’re from. Let’s leave the workplace drama behind and craft some epic adventures together!

CrashCraft737MAX

737 MAX, air travel, aircraft manufacturing, airline disasters, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety standards, boeing, corporate responsibility, CrashCraft737MAX, crashes, Ethiopian Airlines, guilty plea, Indonesian, international investigations, investigation, legal action, Probe, regulatory compliance, Safety, tragic accidents

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re flying in a Boeing 737 MAX, and suddenly the plane starts doing the cha-cha slide in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re crash-landing in Ethiopia or Indonesia. But hey, no worries, because on our Minecraft server, we promise you won’t crash and burn like those planes did!

Join us for a wild ride where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally run into a creeper. We’ve got more safety measures in place than Boeing ever did, so come on over and build your dream world without the fear of plummeting to your doom.

Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll unlock access to a portal that takes you to a land where pigs fly and zombies do the Macarena.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave those faulty planes behind and join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, it’s a crash landing you’ll actually enjoy!

NoVoicesNoProblemMC

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24

join our minecraft server for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures. we have cows that can fly and pigs that can do the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic castles and roller coasters.

oh, and did i mention the talking sheep? yeah, they give great advice on where to find hidden treasure and secret caves.

so come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it involves dancing pigs and chatty sheep. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PlagueCraft Minecraft Server

Boring, diseases, dull, Epidemics, global health, health, History, infectious diseases, lack of excitement, medical history, Minecraft, monotony, pandemics, PlagueCraft, plagues, public health, Repetitive, Server, uninteresting, why, why are plagues boring, why are plagues so boring

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Tired of the same old boring plagues ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience plagues like you’ve never seen before. Our plagues come in all shapes and sizes – from exploding chickens to rainbow-colored zombies. You’ll never be bored again with our constantly evolving plague system.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with the Pigman King and help him conquer the land with his army of porky warriors.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond Rainbow Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

VidyaWasteMC Server

cognitive benefits, digital entertainment, Entertainment, escapism, Gaming, gaming culture, hand-eye coordination, interactive media, leisure activities, mental health, online gaming, problem solving, Relaxation, screen time, Server, Social Interaction, stress relief, time wasting, video game addiction, video games, VidyaWasteMC, virtual worlds

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate time-waster! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese! Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your feathered friends by your side.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all corners of the Minecraft world and earn exclusive rewards for your sick dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyHub: No Shelf Control

back issues, collector’s books, control, Craftsmanship, CraftyHub, diy project, finishing touches, Furniture, gift, Handmade, Home decor, husband, limited edition, polyurethane, project completion, rough texture, sanded, sandpaper finish, Shelf, signed copies, unfinished bookshelf, woodworking, woodworking skills

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	2228
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1429
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

So, picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of Minecraft, searching for the perfect server to call home. And then, out of nowhere, you stumble upon a server where the bookshelves are so rough to the touch that they make your character’s skin crawl. But fear not, for this server is a hidden gem just waiting to be discovered.

Join us on this wild adventure where bookshelves are not just for storing books, but also for testing your pain tolerance. Feel the thrill of brushing against a bookshelf and experiencing the sensation of sandpaper on your virtual skin. It’s a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across some rare, limited edition books that are just waiting to be added to your collection. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have a bookshelf that doubles as a torture device?

So come on, join us on this server where the bookshelves are rough, the adventures are endless, and the memories are unforgettable. Just don’t forget to bring some virtual bandages for those inevitable bookshelf-induced injuries!

BlockCrafted Minecraft Server

addiction, addictive activities, addictive behavior, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, behavioral addiction, BlockCrafted, compulsive behavior, cravings, dependence, dopamine, habits, irresistible urge, Minecraft, non-drug addiction, Obsession, psychological dependence, reward system, Server, vices

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Void Armor Forged:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Minecraft, duh! And guess what? Our server takes that addiction to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you rare items for your unwanted dirt blocks.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to epic build battles in the dead of night? Don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GlassesOff4Craft

accessories, bedroom activities, comfort, Communication, eye health, eyeglasses, eyewear, fashion, GlassesOff4Craft, Intimacy, love, People with glasses, Personal preferences, physical intimacy, relationships, romance, sex, spectacles, vision, vision correction, visual impairment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mines Excavated:	4379
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Emeralds Found:	2824	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	7399	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special glasses-wearing club for all you sexy nerds out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the pixelated world with our trusty spectacles.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground glasses-wearing society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot. Will you dare to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the lens-wearing elite?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your glasses (or take them off, we won’t judge), and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wacky antics and unexpected surprises await you in this crazy virtual world!