Fcking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Snail F*cking or Whale Eating Minecraft Server

controversial, Fcking, Server, funny, Minecraft

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as the number of snails you can… well, you know. But don’t worry, we also have a special whale buffet for those who prefer a more… filling meal.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Snail King who grants wishes to those brave enough to face his slimy wrath. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret underwater whale kingdom where you can ride majestic whales into battle against the evil Squidward army.

So, what are you waiting for? Choose your superpower wisely and join us for a wild ride filled with snails, whales, and a whole lot of Minecraft madness.

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Minecraft SMP: The Fallout Bros – WE’RE BACK AND WE’RE STILL F*CKING AROUND

multiplayer, bros, Adventure, brotherhood, INTENSE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic party where anything goes!

Join us if you want to ride mutant chickens into battle, build a base inside a giant radioactive watermelon, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until a creeper blows you up, whichever comes first).

So grab your diamond pickaxe and your sense of humor, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one explosion at a time!

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F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

Understanding, confusion, Fcking, Mechanics, complexity

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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Niji Craft Land 1.20.4

Luxiem, Denauth, Nijisanji EN streams, 1.20.4, xsoleil

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Join now for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than finding diamonds in a dirt block!

We got Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin and LazuLight bringing the hype to the server with their epic content. And don’t even get me started on OBSYDIA and Ethyria – they’re like the dream team of Minecraft madness!

Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, Denauth – these names might sound like potions from a witch’s brew, but they’re actually the awesome factions you can join on this server.

With a teamup schedule that’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and streams that’ll have you glued to your screen like a zombie in a dungeon, this server is the place to be for all Minecraft maniacs!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this blocky wonderland and let the chaos begin! Just remember to ignore the bait, the shitposting, and all the other fags – this server is for true Minecraft warriors only!

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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

parenting, Punny, dad hat, dad life, dad bod

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

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ConfidentCraft

facial expressions, eye contact, handshake, power poses, Confidence

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft servers like a lost sheep? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to boost your confidence levels to infinity and beyond!

Join us and you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft model on a catwalk, showing off your confidence with every block you place. Our server is so confidence-boosting, even the creepers will stop in their tracks to admire your swagger.

So come on over and unleash your inner Minecraft superstar – because on our server, confidence is not just a state of mind, it’s a way of life.

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PutinVsBidenCraft

Aides, Diplomacy, military tensions, Warning, air disaster

come join our epic minecraft server where biden aides warned putin about air disasters in russia but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from any shadow wars! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join just to see what all the hype is about. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the crazy adventures and epic battles that go down on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! #putinaintgotnothinonus #bidenaintplayin #minecraftmadness

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EmpireCraft: English Survival

Latin influence, future languages, English, ancient languages, language endurance

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own roman empire and speak latin like a pro! forget english, we’re all about that ancient language vibe. plus, who knows, maybe in 1000 years people will still be speaking english because of our server. be a part of history, join now!

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Canna Pup Oasis

Cannabidiol, pet health, pet supplements, Oasis, Dogs

so, liek, imagine a world where all da doggos are super happy and bouncy cuz dey all have dis magical supplement dat makes dem feel like puppers again. dis server is like dat supplement but for minecraft players. u join dis server and suddenly ur quality of life is like 1000x better cuz u get to build stuff and explore and make frens and just have a blast. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might even find a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of bacon. yep, u heard me right, BACON LAND. so why wait? join dis server now and start living ur best minecraft life!

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Realm Of Zanthala

Server, Realm Of Zanthala, Survival, Coming Soon, Minecraft

Coming soon, The Realm of Zan’thala will be a lore-based kingdoms server, featuring a unique, custom-developed map.

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