Fckers Minecraft Servers

Fckers Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

    Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 1974
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 79 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty F*ckers: Where the Memories Are Real

    Crafty F*ckers: Where the Memories Are Real
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5828
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2849 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ores Mined: 3904 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky adventures. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! Feel like riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: we cannot guarantee the validity of this rumor).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

    Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 4416
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Runes Activated: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Animals Bred: 21
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MH370Hunters

    MH370Hunters
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1295
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Emeralds Found: 2561 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the MH370 of Minecraft servers, except we actually know where it is! join us on this wild adventure as we search for hidden treasures and lost civilizations in the depths of our virtual world. maybe we’ll even find the missing plane along the way, who knows? come join us and be part of the mystery and excitement! plus, we have free snacks in the virtual break room, so that’s pretty cool too. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2025 YouTube Comment Squad

    2025 YouTube Comment Squad
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 219
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 New Chunks Explored: 843224
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 362 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Magic Items Found: 7368
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a gang of players who are so obsessed with new years they spend all day on youtube commenting “anyone here in 2025?” on every dang video. it’s like a cult but with more creepers and less kool-aid. come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity of our community. who needs reality when you can have this level of chaos in your life? come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Quantum Fiber FunLand

    Quantum Fiber FunLand
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8221
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Falling into the Void: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 165

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno dat thing where u teleport urself in minecraft? well dis server takes it to a whole new level, we got quantum teleportation over fiber optic cables, like wut even is dat? but it’s totally happening here. and get dis, we’re doin it while internet traffic is still goin thru, so u kno it’s legit.

    join dis server if u wanna be on da cutting edge of technology in minecraft. who needs specialized infrastructure when u got quantum teleportation, amirite? plus, u never kno wut crazy adventures u’ll have when u teleport urself around da server. maybe u’ll end up in a secret underground base or on top of a giant mountain. da possibilities are endless, dude.

    so come on, join us on dis mind-blowing server and experience quantum teleportation like never before. trust us, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Imperior server Minecraft

    Imperior server Minecraft
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 5514
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Zombie Dances: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 260 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imperior atmospheric private server with mods

    The new season started on November 9

    You can become part of the history of our server

    first of all, here you can not just play, but find new acquaintances

    We have a collection of mods in the Vanila+ style, you will receive all the links when submitting an application.

    You can also apply through the telegram bot @imperior_ticket_bot

    188.245.201.68

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blayze PvP

    Blayze PvP
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 5948
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Java Edition Old School Style Factions PvP
    Server IP mc.blayzegames.com
    History Hosted a server from 2012-2016, restarted this one recently
    Spawn Small spawn with the ability to build outside practically

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server PvP-focused? Yes, it is a factions PvP server.
    Can players build outside of spawn? Yes, players can practically build right outside spawn.
    Is there a warzone on the server? Yes, there is a small warzone in the vicinity of the spawn.
    How can I join the server? You can join using the server IP: mc.blayzegames.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ancient Realms Minecraft Server

    Ancient Realms Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 1101
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2614 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Fortnite and Winterfest had a baby and named it Gboon Edition! We got Ronin fights, Mariah Carey Winterfest, OG skins returning, and even a new text chat experience that will blow your mind! Plus, we got a tactical 5v5 shooter called Ballistic launching soon, and Snoop Dogg is gonna light up the stadium in Fortnite Festival Season 6! Don’t miss out on the Lady of Cranes Fortnite Crew subscription, it’s gonna be lit! Join now before reality glitches out, fam! #MinecraftMadness #GboonEdition #SnoopDoggInMinecraft

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Metal Gear Solid HD Collection Minecraft SMP

    Metal Gear Solid HD Collection Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4344
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection of Minecraft SMPs – full of surprises and unexpected twists!

    Join us for a wild ride where the movement is so different, it’ll make your head spin! We’ve got bugs that are so small, they might as well be invisible, but don’t worry, they just add to the challenge. And don’t even get me started on the engine – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in the world of Minecraft!

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden boss battle waiting for those who dare to seek it out – do you have what it takes to defeat it?

    But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are as crazy and wacky as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become the hero of our server and unlock all the hidden secrets that await you. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToiletPup Minecraft Server

    ToiletPup Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 6484
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6634 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 346 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize the health and happiness of our furry friends above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with love, laughter, and toilet-drinking dogs!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where dogs aren’t allowed to have their own personal bathrooms? Well, look no further! On our server, every dog gets their own luxurious toilet to drink from, just like our beloved Benny the shepadoodle.

    But that’s not all – we also have a strict rule that no humans are allowed to use the doggy bathroom. It’s exclusively for our four-legged friends, because they deserve the best treatment possible!

    Join us on this wacky journey where relationships take a backseat to the love we have for our pets. Who needs romance when you have a loyal companion like Benny by your side?

    So come on down to our server and experience the joy of letting your dog drink from their very own toilet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! And remember, on our server, dogs always come first. So ditch the drama and join us for a howling good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyTeaseCraft

    TipsyTeaseCraft
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6032
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Enchantments Applied: 92
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Crops Grown: 1749 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be!

    Join us for crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like the time I invited a girl to a house party and she ended up flirting with my friend. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama like in this story, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell after playing on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LostInMinecraftSMP

    LostInMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 5951
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, who even knows where they wanna be in 5 or 10 years? Like, I could be living on Mars with my pet alien cat for all I know. But you know what I do know? I wanna be on this Minecraft SMP server, bro. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.

    So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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