FckdUpAtTheMoment Minecraft Servers

FckdUpAtTheMoment Minecraft Servers

  • FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

    FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 4050
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4418 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gaylords R Us

    Gaylords R Us
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 4875
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 248
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Animals Bred: 37 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, homobeggars eternally seething, things are anything but basic!

    Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).

    Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”

    So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

    Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 9290
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Villages Defended: 17
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

    Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDirect LOLz

    CraftyDirect LOLz
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2830
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Farms Harvested: 455
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs like they’re your trusty steed, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs for exclusive loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

    Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 2442
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 65 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

    And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action!

    MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action!
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4754
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5862 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Farms Harvested: 471

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because Hagmaxxingbros is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hags who have mastered the art of maxxing out their Minecraft skills. These hags are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamonds in just 5 minutes!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of bros who are always up for a good time. These bros have the strength of ten Steve’s and can mine through bedrock with their bare hands!

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of hags and bros teaming up to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen? Join us at Hagmaxxingbros and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

    Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 8880
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Potions Brewed: 102

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

    Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

    And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HonkaiCraft: Star Honk General

    HonkaiCraft: Star Honk General
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2228
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mines Excavated: 3175
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and chaos!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. The possibilities are endless as you navigate through dungeons filled with treasure and face off against giant spiders riding on top of creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also features custom skins that turn you into a majestic unicorn or a fierce dragon. And don’t forget about our exclusive in-game events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with other players to take down a horde of evil mobs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 1272
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet exploding cow).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks while riding a unicorn through the clouds? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!

    Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 5642
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Location Europe (Netherlands)
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Preferred Players Dutch-speaking, English-speaking

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join our discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
    Do I need any mods to play on the server? No, this is a vanilla survival server.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Please refer to the discord server for the rules.
    Can I invite my friends to join the server? Yes, feel free to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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