fck – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MineFest: F*CK the Block!

🎉🎶 Welcome to the wildest blocky bash in the Minecraft multiverse: a server where the grass is greener, the creepers are tamer, and the pixelated parties are out of this world! 🌍

Are you tired of traditional music festivals with their boring lineups and overpriced everything? Well, dive into our virtual realm, where every day is a festival and the soundtrack is nothing but absolute chaos! 🎤✨ Join us for our legendary “FCK Trump”* Festival, where we play the most absurd mashups of polka, techno, and goat screams—the ultimate trifecta you never knew your ears craved!

Why join our server, you ask? Let me hit you with some mind-blowing reasons:

Creeper Karaoke Nights: Ever wanted a cowardly green buddy to belt out your favorite tunes? Here, you can! Just make sure to stand back when the creepers get too into it—sudden explosions tend to bring the house down! 🔥💥
Legendary Llamas: Forget sheep; we have llamas that spit with impeccable timing to the beat! They’re not just for show; they’re the headliners at our festival, dropping the hottest tracks before anyone in the Overworld even knows about them! 🎤🐴
Netherworld Raves: Ready to dance near lava waterfalls? Our Nether dimension transforms into a pulsating nightclub where DJ Piglins spin tunes while you boogie on glowing blocks! Just watch your step—if you fall in, that’s one less dance partner! 🕺🔥
Villager Dance-offs: Witness epic face-offs between villagers trying to out-dance one another. The winner gets a lifetime supply of emeralds, and the loser? Well, they get roped into doing the chicken dance… forever! 🐔💃
Magical Food Obstacles: Eat your way through the festival with enchanted food items that grant bizarre powers! Want to float like a feather or run with the speed of a baby chicken on caffeine? Chow down on our festival-exclusive ‘Invisibility Pumpkin Pie’ and become a blocky ghost amongst the crowd! 🍰👻
Mystery Please-Don’t-Punch-The-Server Features: Sudden unexplained events where gravity reverses, or random rainstorms of diamonds (yes, you read that right) can happen at any time! Join now, and see if you can survive the chaos while collecting those precious gems! 💎☔️

So, what are you waiting for? Bring your best dance moves, your wildest skins, and be prepared for an outrageous, unpredictable time! Join our server and let the good times roll—because in this festival, outlandishness is the norm and creepiness is just the cherry on top! 🍒✨🎉

F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Minecraft SMP: Fangy Friday – F*ck Jack Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Are you ready to hug that gator and dive into the Snoot Game? Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy mods, and even AI chatbots to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we’ve got Blender models, low poly models, and a whole bunch of fics and art to keep you immersed in our wacky world. Plus, don’t forget to check out our Snoot Mods for even more outrageous gameplay.

Join us on this insane journey and see how different Wani would have been if Iadakan never died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the chaos begin!

FangCraft: F*ck Trish Edition Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Are you ready to hug that gator? Our server is the only place where you can fulfill your wildest dreams of hugging a gator in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

But that’s not all, we also have a Snoot Game that will blow your mind. Explore a world like no other, filled with adventure, mystery, and of course, snoots.

And let’s not forget about the epic OST that will have you jamming out while you play. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist dancing along to the tunes of Snoot Game.

Join now for access to our exclusive Fang board playlists, where you can rock out to the latest hits while building your Minecraft empire.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of fics and art with our Snootboorus and Snoot fic spreadsheet. Immerse yourself in the creative side of Minecraft like never before.

And if that’s not enough, we even have AI chatbots and Blender models to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Get ready to be amazed by the possibilities on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin. Who knows, you might even get the chance to flirt with Trish herself!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

Canuck Craft

Minecraft Gaming Sandbox Adventure Survival Multiplayer Roleplay Creative Mods PvP Minigames Economy Exploration Building Crafting Farming Redstone Enchanting Villagers Dungeons, Survival, Vanilla

A Vanilla-ish server with Daily Login Rewards!

Some plugins added for quality of life.

Let me know if anything on the server needs to be fixed on my website.

survival.canuckcrafter.org:8201

Kenny town: Where mods mingle, Java jumps, and rainbow creepers roam free!

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Kenny Town Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	All the Mods 10
Server Focus	Cooperative environment for magic and tech mods
Community Features	Trading, building shops, community events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What are the rules for the server?

– No griefing/stealing/unwilling PVP

– No racism/homophobia/transphobia, etc.

– Be nice

– Have fun!

What time zone are most members in?

Most members are in or around the EST timezone, but all are welcome!

How can I join the server’s discord?

Come join our discord: https://discord.gg/srHAEbDp9k

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a /v/irgin chud? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in destroying all /v/irgin chuds! Join us and watch as your chud status gets obliterated in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. From explosive creeper pranks to lava pit challenges, we guarantee you’ll never be a chud again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and say goodbye to your chud days forever!

Minecraft SMP: The WWE is the lamest form of entertainment and people who enjoy Creeper Wrestling

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Are you tired of the same old boring wrestling drama on TV? Do you want to experience REAL action and excitement? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the battles are intense and the drama is non-stop!

Forget about fake storylines and scripted fights, on our server, every battle is a fight to the death (well, respawn point). You’ll have to use all your skills and cunning to survive against other players who will stop at nothing to take you down.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Wrestling Warriors, a group of players who dress up in ridiculous costumes and pretend to be wrestlers from the WWE. Join them in their epic battles and see if you have what it takes to become the next champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous wrestling action you’ve ever seen! Who needs the WWE when you can have this kind of fun?

Dad’sDaughter Drama Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and drama, just like the time when Dad’s ex-wife got arrested in front of his daughter. It was a showdown that even the Ender Dragon would envy!

Join us and witness the epic saga of family feuds and grudges that would make even the villagers gossiping. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on down and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just uncover some hidden secrets and scandals along the way. Just remember, drama is always welcome here!

NoMILNoNickForYou

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming your in-game character after your mother-in-law is not only encouraged, but required for entry!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual worlds while dodging backhanded comments and passive-aggressive remarks from your in-game MIL. Will you choose to honor her with a name like Margaret or Margot, or will you break tradition and go with something completely unexpected like Carolyn?

But beware, just like in real life, your MIL may spread rumors about your in-game character’s name behind your back, leading to epic battles and drama-filled confrontations with other players. Will you stand your ground and refuse to let her nickname your character “Maggie,” or will you give in to keep the peace in the virtual family?

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family feud, where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and entertaining?

DeathDefyingMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in the most ridiculous ways possible! One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava, but luckily I had a bucket of water on me and managed to save myself by creating obsidian stairs to safety. Another time, I was exploring a dark cave and got ambushed by a group of creepers, but I managed to survive by using my expert parkour skills to dodge their explosions. If you want to test your luck and see how many times you can cheat death in Minecraft, this is the server for you!

CraftyCraftServer

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old skills and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to learn NSFW skills like building giant phallic structures, mastering the art of pixelated twerking, and crafting inappropriate memes out of blocks. Our community is full of wild and wacky players who are always up for a good time. So come on over and unleash your inner naughty Minecraft master on our outrageous server!

RusCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are now up to 30km inside russia but don’t worry we got u covered with our OP weapons and armor. join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKhamenei’sKubedKarnage

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So, like, this server is so lit that even Khamenei had to agree to postpone his attack on Israel just so he could join in on the fun! Like, can you imagine how epic this server is if even world leaders are like, “Hold up, gotta get my Minecraft on first”? Plus, the creepers here are like, super chill and won’t blow up your stuff unless you ask them nicely. And the diamonds? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the diamonds. They’re so abundant here that even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I need to get me some of those sparkly rocks.” So come join us and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!