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Players: |
106/700 |
Votes: |
3264 |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: |
3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: |
9 |
Magic Items Found: |
1159 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
3 |
Endless Night Skies: |
2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
20 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
3298 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: |
6 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
1 |
New Chunks Explored: |
215806 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
0 |

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!