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TVBreaker Minecraft Server

aita, broken screen, car seat, dishonest seller, fb marketplace, first time experience, Kia Optima, Kia Soul, letting someone break a tv, license plate, Minecraft, money issues, Moving, police threat, rv, scammer, SELLING, Server, social media blast, Transportation, TVBreaker, video proof

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your virtual items will be transported safely and securely! Unlike some people on Facebook Marketplace who can’t handle a simple TV delivery, our players know how to handle their loot with care.

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about that TV fiasco. Our community is full of helpful players who won’t shove your precious items into a car seat like a maniac.

So come on over and join our server, where we promise not to call the virtual police on you for any mishaps. And remember, in our world, the only thing getting blasted on Facebook is our epic builds! Join now and leave the real-life drama behind.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpaceMart: Astronaut Edition

astronaut, Buy, Edition, fb marketplace, fellow astronauts, First-Person, item, long tail tags, sale, Space, SpaceMart, transaction

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like building stuff and fighting creepers? well, do i have the server for u!

join our server and u can ride a pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes, how cool is that? not cool enough? well, how about this – u can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.

but wait, there’s more! on our server, u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. and if u’re lucky, u might even meet a talking potato who tells hilarious jokes.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u’re allergic to fun, then maybe u should stay away. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s have a blast!

UncleSucksCraft

addiction, blame game, Divorce, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family loyalty, Family Values, generational wealth, Honesty, personal responsibility, sibling rivalry, Tough Decisions, tough love, UncleSucksCraft, wealth privilege

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Love Letters Sent:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother Ian’s life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Ian’s divorce drama look like child’s play. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of adventure, where you can escape reality just like Ian tried to escape his responsibilities.

Our server is so addictive, even Ian’s addiction issues pale in comparison. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll forget all about Ian’s poor decisions and constant partying. Build your own virtual empire and show Ian what real success looks like.

And if you ever feel like blaming someone else for your problems, just remember Ian’s story and realize that the only person responsible for your success or failure is you. So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Ian’s ex-wife may have moved on, but you can move on to a better, brighter future in our Minecraft world. Let’s show Ian how it’s done!

TimeTraveler21 – Minecraft SMP

Alternate timelines, Changing the past, fantasy journeys, historical moments, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, life choices, life reflections, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, redditors, regrets, second chances, Self Discovery, significant events, smp, time machine, time travel, TimeTraveler21, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	219	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who cares about that).

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater? Go for it. Feel like building a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Why not. The only rule is that there are no rules (except maybe no griefing, because come on, that’s just mean).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and pure unadulterated fun. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server, known far and wide as the one who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the madness!

CraftyMysterySolver

Closure, cold case, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigation, cold case podcast, cold case unit, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyMysterySolver, crime, forensic evidence, investigation, Justice, missing person, solved, suspects, true crime, unresolved mysteries, unsolved cases, unsolved mystery

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and elusive mobs that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who vanished without a trace. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance and claim the coveted title of Minecraft detective?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to solve the unsolvable, uncover the unexplainable, and experience the most thrilling Minecraft adventure of your life!

BusCraft87: Wagner’s Revenge

87-Year-Old, alleged, assault, assaulted, Attack, bus, BusCraft87, crime, criminal justice, criticism, Elderly, headlines, Incident, man, Moscow, News, public transportation, Revenge, russia, senior citizen, violence, wagner, Wagners

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2273
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And get this, the DJ is a talking llama wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that go down every night? It’s like a medieval showdown with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You’ll be slaying dragons and trolls left and right, feeling like a total boss.

So come on, join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Plus, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

AquaFunkCraft

AquaFunkCraft, Aquatic, Curiosity, Deep Sea, discovery, Enigma, Environment, Exploration, imagination, marine life, Mystery, Ocean, Perception, scent, sea, Senses, sensory experience, Smells, Underwater, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ores Mined:	5663	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

join our server and discover the mystical smell of underwater! we have secret potions that make you breathe underwater like a fish, so you can explore the depths and find hidden treasures.

we also have a secret society of dolphins who will guide you to the rarest loot and protect you from any pesky sharks.

rumor has it that there’s a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids who will grant you three wishes if you can find them.

so come on down to our server and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! just watch out for the giant squid who guards the entrance to the underwater kingdom.

TrustyCraft: Where even fact-checking is suspect

BIAS, claim verification, confirmation, Conservatives, corrections, credibility, Debunking, distrust, fact-checking, factchecking, INFORMATION, Journalism, Journalists, Liberals, Media, Misinformation, News, political ideologies, skepticism, SUSPECT, Trust, TrustyCraft, Truth

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

so, like, have you heard about this totally insane minecraft server, bro? like, it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

imagine this, right? you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. it’s like a magical piggy parade, man.

oh, and get this – the whole server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are trying to take over the world with their llama army. but don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to party all day long.

also, did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly? yeah, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco club where all the mobs hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music. it’s like a rave in the nether, dude.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic and hilarious time of your life in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Crafting Tables

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Hardcore, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4382	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

This server is running on Minecraft 1.21 Java Edition, available for everyone! We include: – Mineable spawners! – Marrying other players! – Dynamin world map on a website!

And much more!

craftingtables.falixsrv.me

Canopy – The Server Where Your Treehouse Won’t Get Griefed by Greg, but Please Don’t Feed the Pandas. Thank You!

16+, age, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Discord, dont, dynamic map, Feed, Feedback, GREG, GRIEFED.., hard mode survival, hermitcraft, Improvement, minecraft server, Moderation, new map, Pandas, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, treehouse, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	49
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Crops Grown:	1914
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join us on the server by using the IP: canopymc.net

2. Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join our Discord community for more information: https://canopymc.net/discord

3. Is there a live map of the server available?

Yes, you can view the live map of the server here: https://canopymc.net/map

Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server

Advanced, ai, Android, artificial hyperintelligence, Computer, Cyborg, Digital, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, Hub, husband, Intelligent, love, machine learning, Marriage, Minecraft, relationship, robotics, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the husband of artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Eve and her husband decided to create a Minecraft world so epic, even the creepers were shaking in their blocky boots.

On this server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns, and battle zombie pigmen with a sword forged in the fires of Mount Doom. But beware, Eve is always watching and she’s not afraid to banish anyone who dares to grief her precious creations.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Eve’s all-knowing gaze). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting!

/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Farms Harvested:	867	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Villages Defended:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!