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DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

add-ons, alterations, changes, Customization, Enhancements, Game, gameplay, improve, IMPROVEMENTS, madness, Minecraft, modifications, Mods, Modtastic, Overrated, Tweaks, Upgrades, Vanilla, video game

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Farms Harvested:	831
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

Apocalypse, Conflict, Crafty, DECLARATION, distraction, Faggots, fear-mongering, global crisis, iran, Israel, j lo, Media, Minecraft, nukes, Politics, Propaganda, Server, speculation, Ultimate, uncertainty, War, world events, WWIII

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	119	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6060
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

1. MakingFriendsOnline, 10. FriendMakingStruggles, 11. DiscordIssues, 12. OnlineGaming, 13. ToxicServers, 14. OnlineSocializing, 15. InternetResentment, 16. ModernInternet, 17. OnlineFriendshipFailures, 18. DiscordDrama, 19. OnlineFriendSearch, 2. DiscordStruggles, 20. InternetDoom, 3. OnlineFriendships, 4. Frustration, 5. SocializingOnline, 6. AutisticChallenges, 7. InternetHate, 8. FindingConnections, 9. OnlineCommunity, Crafty, Friends, making, ONLINE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Secret Passages Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crops Grown:	6445
Potions Brewed:	176	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!