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ChocoCraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	7051
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	93024
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Magic Items Found:	6651	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9032
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	7185

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3337	New Chunks Explored:	119378

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).