But then my wife was all like “you’re playing favorites” and I was like “nah, just teaching them life lessons, fam.” So come join our server where we teach valuable lessons like sharing is caring, but sometimes you gotta earn that diamond sword, ya feel me? #BestMinecraftServerEver #NotPlayingFavorites #JoinUsNow
Treats4EldestOnly
Yo, join our epic Minecraft server where we treat our players like royalty! Just like how I treated my daughter after her dentist appointment – she got a shake, and I got one too! But when my other two kids complained, I was like “nah, you didn’t go to the dentist, so no treats for you!”ParentalBlockXmasDinner
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uninvite elderly parents to Christmas dinner for bringing their poodle! We put in so much effort to prep for this dinner, but when mom wanted to bring her dog that pees everywhere, we had to say no. And when she chose her poodle over us, we decided to cancel last minute and have a peaceful dinner alone.Join our server for some drama, some pet peeves, and some unexpected twists! Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next. And don’t worry, you can bring your own poodle – as long as it doesn’t destroy any dog beds!
CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the creepy driving instructor drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!
MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!
Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!
Hate2LoveCraft
Remember that vegetable your mom used to force you to eat as a kid? Well, imagine if that vegetable turned out to be a magical portal to a world of endless fun and adventure! That’s basically what joining our Minecraft server is like.Once you step into our server, you’ll be greeted by friendly unicorns who will guide you through a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters are always lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into healthy snacks.
But fear not, because on our server, you have the power to harness the magic of the enchanted pickaxe and build magnificent castles, roller coasters, and even your own personal disco party boat. And if you ever get tired of building, you can always hop on a flying pig and explore the vast oceans filled with treasure chests and secret underwater cities.
So come join us on our server, where every block you break is a step closer to unlocking the ultimate secret: the legendary golden carrot of eternal happiness. Trust us, you’ll never look at vegetables the same way again.
LoveAllCrafts
this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen, but in a good way. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers giving out free hugs (watch out for those explosions though).join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or just chill with your virtual pals. we have a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies.
forget about picking favorites, just come and have a blast with us. because let’s be real, who needs to compare when you can have it all? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible.
ObsessedFood Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!Join us and you’ll discover a world where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when they see you coming.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow year-round for your snacking pleasure. And don’t even get us started on the magical Potato Patch, where potatoes come in every flavor imaginable, from pizza to cotton candy.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself obsessed with a new kind of food you never thought you’d love!
Trashplex

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Trashplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!
We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Trashplex an unforgettable one.
Come check us out!
us.trashplex.com
Minearchy – Where even creepers are trying to build a better society! 1.20.X

Lands of Minearchy Minecraft Server Overview
Server Features - SMP
- Minigames
- Trailer: Watch Here
- Website: Visit Here
- IP: play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How do I join the SMP community? Simply connect to the server using the provided IP address and start exploring! What kind of minigames are available on the server? We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars. Is there a trailer for the server? Yes, you can watch the trailer by following the provided link. How can I stay updated with server news and events? Visit our website for all the latest announcements and community updates. Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition? Yes, you can connect to bedrock.minearchy.com with the specified port.
