favorite toy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DogToyDrama Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a dog’s favorite toy! Join us for a wild adventure where we promise to protect your virtual pets’ belongings at all costs.

Imagine a world where your furry friends can roam freely without the fear of their toys being destroyed by mischievous little players. Our server offers a safe haven for all pets and their beloved possessions.

Don’t let your dog suffer like the poor pup in the story above. Join us now and experience a virtual paradise where every toy is cherished and every pet is pampered. Who knew Minecraft could be so paw-some?

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6694
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Farms Harvested:	872
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3267	Animals Bred:	113
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Items Found:	5863
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Runes Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Votes:	5932
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!