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CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

Agreement, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyNYC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, new york, peace talks, Politics, press conference, putin, summit, trump, Ukraine, united nations, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchantments Applied:	152	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Measles Vax Forever Land

childhood vaccination, disease prevention, herd immunity, Illness, immunization, infectious diseases, Jab, Land, long-term immunity, Measles, MMR vaccine, mumps, Protection, public health, rubella, study, under-10s, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine safety, Vax

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	5129
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

application, Builder, Community, community-centered, custom-world-generator, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Friends, Game, Java 1.21, Longevity, march 2024, MelioSMP, part, PRANKED, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, technical player, Terraforming, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6584
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

alcohol, ALE, barley, Beer, Beverage, Brew, cheers, cold one, craft beer, Drinking, happy hour, Hops, lager, malt, microbrewery, Minecraft, pint, Relaxation, Server, socializing, Stout, Thirsty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

690178326, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, Generate, internet, list, long tail, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, Tag, Thread, Topic

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite video games, first video game, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming technology, gaming trends, interactive media, NoobGamerMinecraftSMP, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Video Game (Industry), video games, virtual entertainment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing incident, amusing story, amusing tale, anecdote, comedy, Comical, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertaining, funny, funny event, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny recollection, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, light-hearted

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	238
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

Attack, Beirut, beirut explosion, Conflict, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, idf, international news, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East news, Military, Minecraft, Raid, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Votes:	2744
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Villages Defended:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

HezbollahHQBoomz

Beirut, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, explosions, headquarters, hezbollah, HezbollahHQBoomz, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military strike, political turmoil, RETALIATION, security threat, Tension, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!