We’re talking about building epic structures while discussing how big our virtual pickaxes are. It’s like a virtual bro fest where we flex our blocky muscles and show off our mad mining skills.
So, if you want to be part of a community that’s all about building, mining, and showing off our virtual manhood, then this server is the place to be. Don’t miss out on the fun, bros! Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
Join us for a wild ride where you can experience the thrill of dealing with ticket drama just like in the real world. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be negotiating ticket sales and dealing with exes who still want to go to concerts together.
Who needs mobs and creepers when you can have roommates and their exes causing chaos? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and ticket sales like you’ve never experienced before!
Imagine a world where everyone is hiding their salaries like it’s a national treasure, and the only way to find out is by solving riddles and puzzles. Will you be able to crack the code and uncover the secret riches of your fellow players? Or will you be left in the dark like this poor girlfriend who just wants to know what her boyfriend makes?
But don’t worry, we promise not to judge you based on your salary (or lack thereof). In fact, we encourage you to flaunt your virtual wealth by building the most extravagant pixelated mansion the server has ever seen. Who needs to know your real salary when you can flex your Minecraft riches instead?
So come join us on this server where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the answer to the question, “How much do you make?” Trust us, it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of secrets to uncover. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until tax season rolls around and you still don’t know how much your in-game neighbor is pulling in.
But the best part? We have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! So come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry uprising?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
but here’s the kicker – Trump is like, “make a deal or we’re out,” and you’re just there like, “wait, what deal? what are you even talking about, bro?” but Trump is all serious and stuff, like he’s about to blow up the whole server if Zelensky doesn’t make a deal with him.
so now you’re stuck in the middle of this crazy drama, just trying to build your epic castle and avoid getting caught in the crossfire between Trump and Zelensky. but hey, at least it’s never a dull moment on this server, amirite?
if you wanna join in on the madness and see what other insane shenanigans go down, then come on over to our Minecraft server! who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into next? just be prepared for anything, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
And, like, the mobs on this server are, like, totally wild, man. We got creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. And the zombies? They do the Thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a party 24/7 on this server, dude.
Plus, we have the most epic building contests where you can build a giant toilet or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.
So, like, come join our server and let your freak flag fly. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Server Name | Near Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Age | 7 years old |
| Community | Close-knit |
| Play Styles Welcome | All |
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
| Website | nearvanilla.com |
A: Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun in a cooperative environment. All play styles are welcome.
A: Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 years old and above.
A: Near Vanilla has a Zero Tolerance Policy for hacking, glitching, duping, griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, prejudice behavior, and toxic behavior. These actions will result in a permanent ban.
A: Near Vanilla has custom plugins like Deathlog, WanderfulAdditions, Kickafk, and other admin tools to enhance the player experience. Players can suggest non-vanilla additions that do not remove from the vanilla experience.
A: You can apply through Discord by clicking the link provided on the server’s website. Applications are open to mature and respectful players who align with the server’s values.