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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	267	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

CompliSMP-Insults!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4690
Players Killed by Monsters:	415	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

VShojo+ Crafty Crew – Let’s Mine and Shine Together!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Henya’s ass is so busy building in LC with Zen, Mouse, and Lena that she can’t even see her phone! But don’t worry, if you’re not into VShojo, we’ve got Ari hanging out and building on the VShojocraft server with Haruka and Heavenly. They may not be in a call, but Ari is chatting up a storm in the chat. Join us for some wild adventures and crazy collabs, just remember to keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the bait and being excellent to each other.

And if you need a break from all the VShojo madness, we’ve got a whole crew of hilarious streamers like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mouse, and Zen. Plus, we’ve got dedicated discussion threads for Kson, Henya, and even ex-members. So come join the chaos and let’s have some fun together!

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UnderageCraft: Where Child Marriage is Just a Game!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	467435
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1220
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, including but not limited to: – Building giant statues of butt sex and spreading aids – Competing in contests to see who can chop off their balls the fastest – Growing virtual tits as a male and strutting your stuff – Crossdressing and roleplaying as your favorite Minecraft character – Moulding virtual pussy meat into a pixelated penis (ouch!) – Engaging in virtual sex during menstruation (because why not?) – Cleaning buttholes and pussy with your Minecraft tongue while spreading pixelated herpes – Participating in virtual blowjobs and threesomes – Watching and creating virtual Minecraft porn (it’s a thing, trust us) – Drinking virtual female piss for hydration (it’s a delicacy in our world) – Engaging in virtual cuckolding (because why not spice things up?)

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes in our pixelated paradise!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are as epic as summoning a 5-star servant in FGO!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimension Hops:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Floating Island of Innocents where water monsters are causing chaos! But don’t worry, we have the legendary Hai Ba Trung ready to help you fight them off.

Looking for some fun and laughs? Our server is collaborating with Fate/Grand Order for a Learning with Manga event! Summon your favorite servants and embark on a hilarious adventure like never before. Plus, our server has all the tools you need to plan your quests, calculate damage, and even track future materials for your summons.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even encounter a servant from Fate/Grand Order while mining for diamonds!

ParanoidCraft: Where even the creepers are watching you! Join us after the solar eclipse for some blocky fun!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	72	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual reality experience ever! Our server is so immersive, you might start questioning your own vision after playing for too long. But don’t worry, it’s just a side effect of our mind-bending gameplay. Who needs normal vision anyway when you can have tunnel vision in Minecraft? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and see the world through a whole new (and slightly distorted) perspective!

Minecraft Pirates: The Search for the One Piece

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Villages Defended:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only law is no griefing? Well, look no further because on our server, Law has gone missing! That’s right, there are no rules, no restrictions, and chaos reigns supreme. Join us if you dare to navigate the wild west of Minecraft where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Build towering castles, unleash hordes of creepers on unsuspecting players, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs Law when you have anarchy? Join us now and see what madness awaits!

Blocky BJs – No Protection Needed Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Potions Brewed:	67
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to encounter mysterious creatures like flying pigs and talking chickens. Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its legendary treasure hunts where players have discovered enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the craziest blocky world you’ll ever experience!

Crafty Humiliation: Where Minecraft meets cultural enlightenment! Join now for a unique gaming experience!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Votes:	6272	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5969	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a unique feature where players can participate in hilarious humiliation rituals inspired by different countries around the world. Want to see what it’s like to be a flag bearer in your country? Join our server and experience the ultimate embarrassment in a fun and wacky way! Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening and entertaining? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bananas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Villain2Hero: The Minecraft Server Where Bad Guys Rule (but secretly save the day!)

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5312	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring heroes saving the day in every Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, the villain becomes the hero in the sequel! That’s right, forget about predictable storylines where the good guys always win. On our server, the bad guys get a chance to redeem themselves and become the ultimate heroes!

Join us for epic battles, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of laughs as you witness the most unlikely heroes rise to the occasion. Who knows, you might even find yourself rooting for the villains in the end! So come on, join our server and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Khazarian Kraziness: Crafting with the Bros!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	2605
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the Khazarian bros are taking over! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, the Khazarian bros were on a quest to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft land. But little did they know, they stumbled upon a portal that transported them to this crazy server. Now, they’re on a mission to build the most epic castle made entirely out of emeralds and obsidian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to venture down and claim your riches?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Test your skills against the Khazarian bros and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Khazarian bros’ epic adventure. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the Minecraft world!