Favorite Childhood Games MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

“Gaming Nostalgia: Minecraft SMP”

favorite childhood games, Gaming, early gaming experiences, childhood favorites, 90s video games

Yo, listen up fellow blockheads! 🤪 If you ain’t joining this Minecraft SMP, like, what even are you doin’ with your life? I mean, sure, you could be playing that other game where you shoot pixels or whatever, but this server is basically like the Olympics of Minecraft, but instead of medals, you get weird glitches and a pet llama that tells bad dad jokes. 😂

First up, there’s this one guy who claims he stumbled upon a secret dimension made entirely of pizza. 🍕 And by “stumbled,” I mean he fell into a lava pit and ended up in the land of cheesy goodness. Like, who needs a real life when you can hang with a bunch of talking slices, am I right?

Also, there’s a very high chance you will encounter “The Legendary Creeper of Doom,” which everyone says is just a regular creeper, but in my opinion, he can like, open portals to other realms or something. 🚀🕳️ Plus, if you blow up a volcano, you get free tacos every Tuesday! (Disclaimer: you probably won’t get free tacos. Or volcanoes. But let me dream!!)

And let’s not forget the live-action roleplay battles, where everyone dresses up as Steve and literally fights for the title of "Most Bizarre Blockhead." 😤👑 Last week, one dude came dressed as a grass block, completely confused, but he ended up winning because who can resist the allure of a walking lawn?

Oh, and there’s that one time I built a house made entirely of TNT… and it exploded. But like, it wasn’t my fault, the server’s like haunted or something. So, yeah, it’s a total vibe where buildings vanish into the ether like your hopes and dreams! 💨💔

So, get in here! Join the chaos! Connect your brain and the wi-fi, and dive into this wild Minecraft circus of nonsensical shenanigans where you absolutely will not regret your life choices. Or maybe you will. But hey, at least you’ll have a friend named Fluffy the Undead Pig who gives you unsolicited life advice! 🐷💬

Sign up now! Because if you don’t, I will hunt you down in Blockland and challenge you to a battle of wits using nothing but dirt blocks. 💩✊ Let’s mine some memories together! 🎮✨

BlockBusters: Game On!

favorite online games, classic games, Game recommendations, gaming favorites discussion, top games

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse, where the laws of physics were written by a drunk chicken! Why should you join? Buckle up, because here’s a list of utterly outrageous reasons you can’t resist!

Giant Angry Squid Conspiracy: Ever wondered why squids are so calm in the ocean? Here, we’ve got an underground theory that they’re plotting to take over the world! Join the cause and help us build underwater fortresses, or just inspire their wrath by stealing their ink – either way, you might end up with some seriously epic ocean battles!
The Great Creeper Potato Heist: Our server’s economy runs on a black market for creeper potatoes! Legend has it that if you plant one, every creeper in a 10-block radius will come to life and serenade you with their creepy little explosions. Join us to witness the most explosive potato party of your life!
Llama Drama: Forget your classic Minecraft mobs; we’ve got the drama llama! These creatures don’t just spit – they hold talent shows! Join the server to witness unforgettable performances, from staring contests to interpretive dance-offs, and even vote for the winner to get their own skin in-game!
Enderman Fashion Week: Ever seen an Enderman strut down a runway in a swanky suit made entirely of obsidian? Join our server and you’ll be front row! Not only will you witness amazing fashion, but be warned: If you stare too long, you might accidentally end up as their next model!
Magic Wool Heists: It’s said that our server is home to a mythical breed of sheep that transforms the wool into rare magical artifacts. Join the heist to steal these woolly treasures – the rewards are richer than diamond, and failure means being turned into a block of dirt for an eternity (not fun, trust us)!
Zombie Karaoke Nights: Think you’re a master vocalist? Test your skills during our Zombie Karaoke Nights, where the undead croon their favorite hits! Forget about pitch – it’s all about how many brains you can collect while singing your heart out in front of a mosh pit of groaning zombies!
The Dragon’s Slumber Party: Join in on the epic dragon sleepovers where dragons share their saucy tales of valor while feasting on cake (because cake is life). Ever seen a dragon wear pajamas? Now’s your chance! Just don’t wake them up or you may find yourself dodging fireballs while trying to eat your snack!

So why wait? Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and roll into a world full of madness, mayhem, and mystical mischief that’ll leave you wondering just what you’ve gotten yourself into! See you in the server, if you dare!

GameNostalgiaCraft

old school gaming, gaming past, first computer game, video games, Nostalgia

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

HarmonyCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We use custom resource packs, so ps4/ps5 may be unsupported!

[1.21] HarmonyCraft SMP is a brand new, whitelisted, Minecraft Survival server. Tired of endless resets? Want a server where your builds and projects are safe forever? Try HarmonyCraft SMP today! We have a number of exciting features in place and coming to the server, with frequent updates to ensure the fun never ends. But don’t take my word for it, join the discord and apply today! You won’t be disappointed.

play.harmonycraft.co.uk

PolyCraft: The Only Place Where Blocks Rule and Players Drool!

Survival, Polycraft, trigger, stonecutter, Community

Poly-Craft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, recipes, data packs, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out an application and get greylisted. Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us
What packs and features are activated on the map?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, recipes, data packs, and more
Where can I apply to join the server?	https://forms.gle/JgoSpLYaKwYk9Yah8
How can I communicate with other players?	Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W

Crafty State Minecraft Server

State administration, State oversight, State enforcement, State supervision, State regulations

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned on the “chaos mode.” Suddenly, every block they touched turned into a different type of block! It was madness, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Pig Army.” Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rain down bacon upon unsuspecting players. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our “Upside Down World” where gravity is reversed and players have to build upside down to survive. It’s like a crazy Minecraft version of Stranger Things!

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for no griefing, of course). You never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next on On/OffBy State!

Pepe & Wojack Collectors Minecraft SMP

Image Collection, rare Pepe, meme lovers, rare wojack, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your rare pepe and wojack image collection!

Join us and engage in epic battles with other players to see who has the dankest memes. Build your own meme shrine and worship the legendary pepe and wojack gods.

But beware, rumor has it that a secret society of meme thieves is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious memes. Will you be able to protect your collection and become the ultimate meme master? Join now and find out!

HateJobMC Server

feeling unsupported, Loneliness, feeling neglected, feeling isolated, job priorities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the reality of feeling like a single parent half the week! Join us and build your virtual family with our friendly community of players who understand the struggle of being left alone to take care of the house and pets.

Our server is the perfect place to find companionship and support, especially when your partner is off on their never-ending business trips. Don’t worry, we won’t brush off your feelings like some partners do – we’re here to listen and make you feel valued.

So why wait for your partner to maybe get a new job in 5-10 years? Join our server now and create your own virtual world where you can feel loved and appreciated every day. Plus, who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to play with? Let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time!

SnapCraft: Wife Edition

personal growth, Conflict Resolution, Marriage, weight gain, obesity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and avoid weight-related arguments with your significant other.

On our server, you can create a virtual paradise without worrying about the number on the scale. No need to count calories or argue about who needs to diet more – just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

Plus, with our magical Minecraft potions, you can transform into any size or shape you desire. Want to be a giant towering over the landscape? Done. Prefer to be a tiny pixie flitting through the trees? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our server and leave the weight debates behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft? See you there!

BlockyHeartbreakers

dishonesty, trust issues, broken trust, BETRAYAL, unfaithful partner

Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server where the only cheating you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! No more heartbreak, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Plus, our players are so loyal, they wouldn’t even think about betraying you…unless it’s in a PvP battle! So come join us and leave those cheating exes in the dust.