Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual mosh pit of players ready to rock and roll. Build epic structures that would make even the most hardcore rockstar jealous. And don’t worry, creepers are so scared of our epic guitar solos that they’ll run away crying like little babies.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rock the block together! Who knows, maybe your favorite rock band will even make a surprise guest appearance.
| IP: | thecraftytable.com |
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Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/
TCT News: Our new spawn design competition alongside our raid world portal design competition are running all month! Check out our discord for more info!
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the IP thecraftytable.com in your Minecraft client. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | Yes, we have a set of community rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are available on our Discord server. |
| What happens if I have a suggestion for a new plugin? | You can submit your suggestion through our Discord server. All suggestions will be reviewed by the community and voted on during our meetings. |
| How can I participate in the MVP vote? | Every month, we host an MVP vote where players can nominate outstanding members of the community. You can participate in the vote by joining our Discord server. |
Welcome, brave soul! You have stumbled upon the *(greatest)* Minecraft server in the entirety of existence! Or is it the worst? Who’s to say? Those who enter this realm are often left questioning their very sanity, as the boundaries of existence warp and twist within the blocks of our world. Don’t believe your senses! Everything you see here is both real and a figment of your imagination. Join us, if you dare, to laugh at the absurdness of it all!
| Feature | Reality Check |
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| Teleportation Trains | Why walk when you can sit and question why you exist? |
| Floating Trees of Echoing Lament | Can you harvest sadness? Try it and see your dreams crumble! |
| Infinite Mobs of Confusion | Real life is just like this, except they all want to hug you to death. |
| Time-Traveling Creepers | They might explode in the past—why not relive your trauma? |
| Endless Puddles of Liquid Anxiety | Jump in! Refreshment or suffocation, existence is a matter of perspective. |
Q: Can I build a house?
A: Houses are just metaphors for confinement. Wouldn’t you rather build a void that extends beyond the universe?
Q: What version are we playing on?
A: Version? What’s a version? A slip in the fabric of reality! Perhaps you’re playing on *Your Mind 3.0*?
Q: Is this server safe for children?
A: Children? Who said anything about children? This server is exclusively for sentient entities questioning their own existence!
“The amount of things going against me seems almost humanly impossible. Am I crazy/selfish for thinking this?”
“Should I seek God? Why would you look for God when the server is here?”
“Tired of reality? Dive into the pixels of madness where nothing is what it seems!”