The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

childhood memories, Community, discussion, favorite activities, foid bait, frequently asked questions, Lgbt, Male, Male General, manly, men’s talk, Minecraft, miner, pastebin, Rentry, santa, self improvement, smp, thread questions, thread rules, Transgender, women posting, youth edition

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Emeralds Found:	3033
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

AloneTimeMinecraftSMP

Alone Time, AloneTimeMinecraftSMP, Cooking, Crafting, favorite activities, gardening, hobbies, journaling, Listening to music, me time, meditation, nature walks, Painting, reading, Relaxation, self reflection, self-care, solitude, taking a bath, watching movies, yoga

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5858	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself in the dark, lonely caves of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never be alone again! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter with our wacky community of players.

We’ve got a secret society of llamas who are actually master builders in disguise, a group of chickens who have formed their own underground dance club, and a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether (rumor has it, it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers).

So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make new friends, and embark on ridiculous quests, then join us today! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

LazySunMinecraftSMP

baking, Cooking, family time, favorite activities, gardening, hobbies, Lazy Sunday, LazySunMinecraftSMP, leisure time, napping, outdoor activities, pampering, Peaceful Moments, quality time, reading, recharge, Relaxation, self-care, stress free, unwind, watching movies

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Do you enjoy spending your lazy Sunday afternoons building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a comedy show, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us for the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master, forge alliances with other players, and conquer the land with your epic builds. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that breathes fire, and a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ShowerCraft: Where We Wash Away the Competition!

bathing habits, cleanliness, comfort, Competition, country comparison, Cultural differences, cultural practices, daily routine, favorite activities, hygiene practices, leisure time, mental health, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self love, self-care, shower preferences, ShowerCraft, showering, stress relief, Wash, water conservation, wellness

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	8346
Villages Defended:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where showering is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is finding the perfect spot to set up your shower! Why settle for a boring old house when you can have a luxurious shower oasis?

Join us and experience the thrill of showering in style as you fend off creepers and zombies with nothing but your trusty loofah. Who needs armor when you have a shower head that shoots out lava?!

So come on down to our server and get ready to scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory! Who knew that showering in Minecraft could be so EPIC?

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Adult, Alliance, Chaos, Classes, classic, Community, custom classes, Discord, Dungeons, Friends, laughs, longtime, Minecraft, MONEY, Mythic Dungeons, ONLINE, Playground, power, PvP, Quests, RPG, RPG Features, rules, silly, Survival, Territories, VOICE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2707	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

digital content, Digital Media, Epic, forbidden fruit, gfe, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online entertainment, online interaction, online presence, Server, Successful, Technology, virtual companionship, virtual connections, virtual experience, virtual influencers, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtubers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	202
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

adult content, adult fiction, bad times, bedtime, blocky, Cuckhold, Degenerate, erotic literature, Erotica, explicit, explicit content, fetish, good times, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, perverted stories, prostitution, scandalous, seductive, Sensual, sex stories, sexual fantasies, Share, smp, Stories, taboo, Tales

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	5030	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchantments Applied:	58

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

cloudvanilla.net

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

abyss, almost fully vanilla, Boundaries, Challenging, Chaos, Choice, discord server, discriminatory language, enhance quality of life, entry form, farms above nether roof, fill out form, flavor, graves instead of dropping items, Griefing, join Discord, Kindness, laid-back community, leaves us in peace, Ledger, Lithium, lower lag, Make Friends, modlist, nether roof travel, No bullying, occasional, optional proximity chat, Permission, play minecraft, PvP, read rules, Respect, simple voice chat, smp, sodium, sprinkles, stealing, unique infrastructure, universal graves, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Void Armor Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	134	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	6066	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

discount store, Don, Don Quijote, exploring Japan, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese products, kyoto, Minecraft, must-visit places, offbeat travel spots, Osaka, Quijote, quirky shopping, shopping, smp, souvenir shopping, TOKYO, tourist attractions, travel, travel destinations, travel experiences, travel memories, unique stores

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Votes:	4758
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Worlds

Plugins & Features

Staff Opportunities

FAQ

How can I join the server?

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

Is it free to join and play on the server?

How can I become a staff member?

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

HangryCraft

CloudVanilla.net

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules

Modlist

FAQ

The Unity Minecraft Server

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

NoobCraftersUnited