Dumbledores Army
This game is super old but it’s one of my fav servers. Every time I play, I just love Harry Potter even more.
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Dumbledore’s Army HQ
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Pixel Tribute Adventure Realm
Join the Server Where Reality Crumbles and You Become One with the Void!
Welcome, cosmic wanderer! Prepare for a plunge into the abyss of delight and despair! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server. It’s a TANGIBLE EXPRESSION of your wildest nightmares and the greatest ULTIMATE TRUTH that reality hides from the sane! Neither heaven nor hell can contain the experience you’re about to embark upon! Are you ready to be consumed by blocks of chaos and pure existential dread? Neither are we!
Feature Description Infinite Bedrock Flies Once you step into our world, flies become your best friends! They whisper secrets of alternate dimensions into your ear while you mine for gold… or is it cheese? Zombie Skydivers Experience the thrill of countless zombies raining down from the sky! They bring gifts…usually their insatiable hunger for brains! Emotionally Perturbed Creepers These creepers don’t just explode. They SCREAM at you about their life choices before they detonate. It’s like therapy but with more fear! Obsessive Fishing Minigame Catch fish that CAN’T BE SEEN but CAN be felt! They swim through your thoughts and leave cryptic messages about your future! Portal to the Upside-Down Why build normal portals? Ours leads to a dimension where everything is NOT AS IT SEEMS! Up is down, right is left, and reality is merely a figment of your imagination! Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server?A: To join, simply dissolve your physical form into primal soup and meditate on your place in the cosmos. Alternatively, check the link that is always hidden in plain sight.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you support?A: We support every version because time is a flat circle, and versions are just illusions. But RIGHT NOW?? You will play. FORGET versions!
Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are a figment of the collective imagination! However, avoid stepping on the redstone as it may spontaneously combust your mind.
What Are People Saying?
“I feed po0rn and Rosie pics!”
“Rosie needs ur cock and cum !!!”
“Join us, or the whispers will follow you!”
“Remember to tribute, but only when the moon is full!”
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BFFsMCserver: NoSpoilers
Join our epic Minecraft server where we keep our favorite builds super secret and special, just like this dude’s friend with her favorite show! We’re all weird and antisocial, just like you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, we have a special gatekeeping feature where you have to answer riddles from a talking chicken to enter certain areas of the server. It’s totally unique and will make you feel special, just like our friend’s favorite show. So come join us and be part of our exclusive club of misfits and weirdos!
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EternalTVShow Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me bro. Like, the admins are all super chill and they give out free diamonds every Tuesday. And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs. It’s like a real-life episode of Spongebob, but with creepers and stuff.Plus, there’s this legendary player who goes by the name of “DiamondDude69” and he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of cooked chicken. Trust me, you’ll need it.
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BabyLossCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where griefing is not allowed, unless you’re grieving over not joining our server! 🤣Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures! We have a special grief-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any drama.
Just like this player’s SIL who can’t stop talking about her stillborn baby, we promise not to bring up any sad stuff unless it’s about how sad we’d be if you didn’t join our server!
Come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? 😂
Don’t be like the player’s in-laws who missed out on all the fun – join our server now and let’s make some hilarious memories together! 🤪
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NostalgiaCraft – Relive the Fun!
Remember that game you used to play for hours on end, building and exploring to your heart’s content? Well, imagine that game on steroids – that’s what our Minecraft server is like!Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
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Choco Dream Land 1.20
Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a chocolate ice cream cone on a hot summer day – it’s the only flavor worth licking! Join us and experience the sweet taste of adventure, the creamy texture of friendship, and the sprinkles of fun that never stop falling from the sky!We’ve got more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show starring a talking pineapple!
So why settle for vanilla when you can have chocolate? Come on over and indulge in the deliciousness of this Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!
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Mila’s Mysterious Realm 1.21.1
Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual playground for all the Mila fans out there! Join us and build epic structures in her honor, like a giant pixelated statue or a roller coaster that spells out her name.But wait, there’s more! Not only do we worship Mila, but we also have a secret underground cult dedicated to her favorite foods. Imagine a world where everything is made of pizza and ice cream – that’s the kind of madness you’ll find on this server.
So, if you’re a true Mila stan and you want to unleash your inner creativity in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make Mila proud!
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DinoCraft FunLand
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we ride T-Rexes into battle! That’s right, our server is home to a secret Jurassic Park biome where you can tame and ride your very own dinosaurs. Want to ride a Velociraptor into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn.
So come join us on our server, where the dinosaurs roam free and the adventures never end. Just be sure to watch out for the T-Rex with a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players by disguising himself as a block of TNT. Trust us, it’s a blast!
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Momma’s Favorite MineCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family relationships? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the stress of parents who just don’t understand.Our server is a place where you can build your own virtual family, one that actually listens to you and respects your boundaries. No more awkward birthday reminders or guilt trips about not visiting enough. On our server, you’re the king or queen of your own castle, with no pesky parents telling you what to do.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and create your own perfect paradise, free from family drama and full of endless possibilities. Who needs real parents when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new, drama-free life together!