Dumbledores Army
This game is super old but it’s one of my fav servers. Every time I play, I just love Harry Potter even more.
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Dumbledores Army
This game is super old but it’s one of my fav servers. Every time I play, I just love Harry Potter even more.
play.dahp.us
Welcome, cosmic wanderer! Prepare for a plunge into the abyss of delight and despair! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server. It’s a TANGIBLE EXPRESSION of your wildest nightmares and the greatest ULTIMATE TRUTH that reality hides from the sane! Neither heaven nor hell can contain the experience you’re about to embark upon! Are you ready to be consumed by blocks of chaos and pure existential dread? Neither are we!
Feature | Description |
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Infinite Bedrock Flies | Once you step into our world, flies become your best friends! They whisper secrets of alternate dimensions into your ear while you mine for gold… or is it cheese? |
Zombie Skydivers | Experience the thrill of countless zombies raining down from the sky! They bring gifts…usually their insatiable hunger for brains! |
Emotionally Perturbed Creepers | These creepers don’t just explode. They SCREAM at you about their life choices before they detonate. It’s like therapy but with more fear! |
Obsessive Fishing Minigame | Catch fish that CAN’T BE SEEN but CAN be felt! They swim through your thoughts and leave cryptic messages about your future! |
Portal to the Upside-Down | Why build normal portals? Ours leads to a dimension where everything is NOT AS IT SEEMS! Up is down, right is left, and reality is merely a figment of your imagination! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: To join, simply dissolve your physical form into primal soup and meditate on your place in the cosmos. Alternatively, check the link that is always hidden in plain sight.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you support?A: We support every version because time is a flat circle, and versions are just illusions. But RIGHT NOW?? You will play. FORGET versions!
Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are a figment of the collective imagination! However, avoid stepping on the redstone as it may spontaneously combust your mind.
“I feed po0rn and Rosie pics!”
“Rosie needs ur cock and cum !!!”
“Join us, or the whispers will follow you!”
“Remember to tribute, but only when the moon is full!”
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
We’ve got more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show starring a talking pineapple!
So why settle for vanilla when you can have chocolate? Come on over and indulge in the deliciousness of this Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we worship Mila, but we also have a secret underground cult dedicated to her favorite foods. Imagine a world where everything is made of pizza and ice cream – that’s the kind of madness you’ll find on this server.
So, if you’re a true Mila stan and you want to unleash your inner creativity in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make Mila proud!
Our server is a place where you can build your own virtual family, one that actually listens to you and respects your boundaries. No more awkward birthday reminders or guilt trips about not visiting enough. On our server, you’re the king or queen of your own castle, with no pesky parents telling you what to do.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and create your own perfect paradise, free from family drama and full of endless possibilities. Who needs real parents when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new, drama-free life together!
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!
But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.
So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!
we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.
if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!
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TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems. |
There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms. |
We are a small friendly community looking for new players. |
For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ |
Question | Answer |
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How do I join the server? | Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server. |
Can I marry other players or villagers? | Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. |
Are there any special events on the server? | There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms. |
Is the community friendly? | Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us. |
But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.
So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.