Dumbledores Army
This game is super old but it’s one of my fav servers. Every time I play, I just love Harry Potter even more.
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Dumbledore’s Army HQ
Adventure, Community, dumbledores army, Enchantments, FANTASY, Favorite, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, love, Magic, magical creatures, minecraft server, multiplayer, Outdated, Potions, Roleplay, Spells, Wizardry
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Pixel Tribute Adventure Realm
adult content, Adventure, Community, cum tribute, Erotic, explicit, face, Favorite, feederism, kik, male gaze, Messaging, NSFW, photos, PIXEL, porn, Printing, Realm, Rosie, Screenshots, sharing, Telegram, Tribute
Join the Server Where Reality Crumbles and You Become One with the Void!
Welcome, cosmic wanderer! Prepare for a plunge into the abyss of delight and despair! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server. It’s a TANGIBLE EXPRESSION of your wildest nightmares and the greatest ULTIMATE TRUTH that reality hides from the sane! Neither heaven nor hell can contain the experience you’re about to embark upon! Are you ready to be consumed by blocks of chaos and pure existential dread? Neither are we!
Feature Description Infinite Bedrock Flies Once you step into our world, flies become your best friends! They whisper secrets of alternate dimensions into your ear while you mine for gold… or is it cheese? Zombie Skydivers Experience the thrill of countless zombies raining down from the sky! They bring gifts…usually their insatiable hunger for brains! Emotionally Perturbed Creepers These creepers don’t just explode. They SCREAM at you about their life choices before they detonate. It’s like therapy but with more fear! Obsessive Fishing Minigame Catch fish that CAN’T BE SEEN but CAN be felt! They swim through your thoughts and leave cryptic messages about your future! Portal to the Upside-Down Why build normal portals? Ours leads to a dimension where everything is NOT AS IT SEEMS! Up is down, right is left, and reality is merely a figment of your imagination! Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server?A: To join, simply dissolve your physical form into primal soup and meditate on your place in the cosmos. Alternatively, check the link that is always hidden in plain sight.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you support?A: We support every version because time is a flat circle, and versions are just illusions. But RIGHT NOW?? You will play. FORGET versions!
Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are a figment of the collective imagination! However, avoid stepping on the redstone as it may spontaneously combust your mind.
What Are People Saying?
“I feed po0rn and Rosie pics!”
“Rosie needs ur cock and cum !!!”
“Join us, or the whispers will follow you!”
“Remember to tribute, but only when the moon is full!”
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BFFsMCserver: NoSpoilers
Anime, antisocial, Best Friend, BFFsMCserver, Conflict, criticism, Curiosity, decision, dick, Favorite, friendship, Gatekeeping, NoSpoilers, opinion, Personal, privacy, Show, Special, Unique, Upset, Watching, weird
Join our epic Minecraft server where we keep our favorite builds super secret and special, just like this dude’s friend with her favorite show! We’re all weird and antisocial, just like you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, we have a special gatekeeping feature where you have to answer riddles from a talking chicken to enter certain areas of the server. It’s totally unique and will make you feel special, just like our friend’s favorite show. So come join us and be part of our exclusive club of misfits and weirdos!
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EternalTVShow Minecraft SMP
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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me bro. Like, the admins are all super chill and they give out free diamonds every Tuesday. And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs. It’s like a real-life episode of Spongebob, but with creepers and stuff.Plus, there’s this legendary player who goes by the name of “DiamondDude69” and he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of cooked chicken. Trust me, you’ll need it.
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BabyLossCraft Minecraft Server
Angel Baby, anniversary, Apology, awkward, baby loss, BabyLossCraft, candle, Comments.., different ways to grieve, family, Favorite, Grief, GRIEVING, in-laws, memorial, Minecraft, Server, sibling, social media, stillbirth, Support, Tribute, wings brooch
Welcome to our Minecraft server where griefing is not allowed, unless you’re grieving over not joining our server! 🤣Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures! We have a special grief-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any drama.
Just like this player’s SIL who can’t stop talking about her stillborn baby, we promise not to bring up any sad stuff unless it’s about how sad we’d be if you didn’t join our server!
Come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? 😂
Don’t be like the player’s in-laws who missed out on all the fun – join our server now and let’s make some hilarious memories together! 🤪