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ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchantments Applied:	179	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Emeralds Found:	5220	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	237
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	230693	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Divine Spears Created:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4996	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	172
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Divine Spears Created:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Towns Built:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6499	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥