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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9228 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
