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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5102 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 46 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!
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