We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.
The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.
You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.
Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!
WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!
Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.
But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).
Welcome to Celestia! We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Celestia and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding
Become a powerful king ruling an empire spanning the globe, become a humble bartender, become a rich merchant and travel the world, or become a bum living in the slums of your local town.
What we offer:
A server at the beginning of history : This is a newly formed server that was only launched a few weeks ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server
Towny : Used to claim your builds and for diplomacy with other nations
Various guilds: From the brewers guild, to the mapmakers guild, to the builders guild. There will always be a community ran guild that you are able to freely join.
The freedom of worldbuilding : You are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding.
Documented history : There will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server.
Dynmap: http://198.27.125.34:8787/?worldname=Celestia2&mapname=flat&zoom=1&x=230&y=64&z=-214
Discord: https://discord.gg/NeuvWtc2Uc
Version > 1.9-1.20.4
Modes > Survival, TNT-Run, (BedWars, coming soon).
Survival:
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Pvp (/warp pvp)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Private (/rg)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
Lots of donation opportunities! (/donate) (50% off to celebrate opening)
TNT-Run:
➤ 5 different cards
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (Donat-opportunity)
➤ Ability to spit (Donat-opportunity)
➤ Ability to change the weather (Donation ability)
➤ Ability to change speed (Donation option)
➤ Ability to fly (Donat-opportunity)
➤ Ability to change nickname (Donation opportunity)
➤ Ability to turn on skin backlighting (Donation feature)
➤ Ability to turn into mobs (Donation ability)
➤ Ability to put a message at the entrance (Donation opportunity)
➤ Ability to put a suffix (Donate-opportunity)
➤ Ability to put a prefix (Donation opportunity)
Mega.MineRich.ru
Hello all! We are currently looking for mildly to extremely active players to join the Minecraft server known as the Something SMP! We have lore/roleplay on a modded server (mods of which include origins, image to map, enderite, claims, voice chat, and discord integrations, just to name a few).
However, it is NOT a requirement to be apart of the lore if you just want to play on the server!! Just a heads up though, there are a few people on the server who do stream, so if you’re uncomfortable with appearing on livestream that’s something to note.
If any of you are interested, you can join the discord server here. You can go into #applications to submit an application, and you can read more via the pinned message in #Something SMP info (It is required to join the discord server, as it has the custom modpack, server announcements and the rules of the server, this process also reduces the number of griefers and trolls).
If you have any questions about the server, or anything related to that, feel free to ask me or any other staff member. We are happy to answer any queries you may have! You can do so on the discord server or here in the comments.
Some other things to note include:
Although the server is on 1.16.5, you can access it from 1.12.2! New Nether, bandits and bees are waiting for you!
The main features of our server:
– No creativity
– Advanced economy
– Beautiful buildings
– Vanilla survival
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And so, our project has officially opened! HyperML.joinserver.ru Version 1.12+, Mini-games, survival vulture, etc., we are waiting for you!
s24.joinserver.ru:25689
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