FatShaming Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DoublePrice Minecraft Server

Apology, artisan, assholetax, Axes, Behavior, blacksmith, Crafting, Craftsmanship, double price, DoublePrice, FatShaming, Fine, haggling, Handmade, knives, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friend, Offense, original asking price, Pricing, SELLING, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	1821	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where blacksmiths reign supreme and knives and axes are crafted with love and care. Picture yourself as a master blacksmith, creating beautiful weapons that are way too stunning to be scrapped. But beware, hagglers beware! If you try to negotiate prices with us, be prepared to face the wrath of the “assholetax”. That’s right, we don’t take kindly to rude behavior here.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like the one described above. And remember, on our server, anything goes – even doubling prices just to teach someone a lesson. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GymCraft: No Fat-Shaming Zone!

beach outing, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confrontation, eating disorder recovery, FatShaming, FITNESS, friendship, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, insensitive comments, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, self-confidence, social situations, Support, Therapy, weight, Zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5954	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Star Shards Collected:	270
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no body shaming!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about cookie comments or ripped dudes walking by. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their size or shape. Plus, we have a strict no Julia policy – anyone caught body shaming will be banned faster than you can say “sick burn.”

Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or negativity. Who needs beach drama when you can have blocky bliss on our server? See you in the game!

Crafty Commute Pay Time

Commute, Commuting time, compensation, Crafty, employee benefits, employers, employment regulations, Flexible work policies, labor laws, Legal mandate, Paid work hours, Pay, productivity, Remote employees, remote job opportunities, remote work, remote work benefits, Remote work trends, telecommuting, Time, Time management, Work arrangements, work-life balance, workplace policies

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Characters, comedy, Friends, high school, humor, japanese animation, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, kyoto animation, Lucky, Lucky Star, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, pop culture, school life, Server, slice of life, star, Tsukasa Hiiragi

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

Actors, Brazilians, carrying, Compared, Corpses, dead grandfather, Experience, flop around, Hit, human body strength, Indians, Minecraft, overestimate, pretending, ragdolls, rdr2, Realistic, realistic ragdolls, Shooting, smp, source, strength, Trains, Videos

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

#pikachu, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Charmander, eevee, fictional creatures, gyarados, jigglypuff, mewtwo, personality quiz, PikaSMP, Pokeball, pokemon, Pokemon character, pokemon fan, Pokemon quiz, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, Snorlax, squirtle, team rocket, video games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
New Chunks Explored:	587928	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

90s kids, animated films, animated series, animated shows, animation, beloved characters, cartoon characters, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood tv, classic cartoons, Entertainment, favourite cartoon, growing up, kids tv, long tail tags, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, ToonCraft, tv shows

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Farms Harvested:	894	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

PrisonCraft177

CASUALTIES, Conflict, deaths, human rights violations, inhumane treatment, international law, Loss, Military, PrisonCraft177, prisoners, prisoners of war, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragedy in Russia, tragedy in Ukraine, tragedy of war, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

achievement, Boss, challenge, determination, Endurance, greater, log, long tail, mindset, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-belief, self-confidence, self-discipline, Server, strength, success, Willpower

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5086	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

alex, alex jones, conspiracy theories, controversial statements, controversy, defamation, Ethics, First Amendment, free speech, Jones, Journalism, lawsuit, Legal, Media, media coverage, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, opinion, public figure, public opinion, sandy hook, smp, social media, wrong

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Magic Items Found:	8160
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5459	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

achievement, cello, Dedication, dream, drums, Flute, Goal, guitar, InstaJammin, INSTANT, Master, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, Practice, Saxophone, skill, smp, talent, Trumpet, Violin

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Items Found:	3136
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!